Pocket Sized Fart Machine
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Contiguous US: Free Shipping on orders over $49. $4.99 on orders under $49. Average transit time of 4 business days. Rush shipping options are also available.
Alaska + Hawaii: Flat rate for all you can ship $23.99. Average transit time of 3 business days.
International: We ship to most countries. Shipping fee is based on weight and dimensions of order. Transit times vary based on your country's customs processing times.
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60 Day Returns
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If you are not completely satisfied with your order, you may return your purchse with 60 days of receiving your order. (view full return policy)
Because farts are funny.
Lighten the mood, without the smell of rotten food with our Pocket-Sized Fart Machine! Every fart expels a signature tune, like an audible fingerprint of sorts. Unlike an actual fart, this pocket-sized device is easily concealed, and unleashes a variety of 9 trouser trumpet sounds at the push of a button!
- Pocket-Sized Fart Machine
- Unleash a symphony of fart sounds during delightfully inappropriate times
- A high-humor gift for those who celebrate their low maturity
- Ranked #1 for potty humor pranks of the "number two" variety
- All the laughs without the smell!
Doo-doo brown. Hand-held fart sound machine. Requires 3 AG13/LR44 batteries (included for demonstration purposes only). Measures approximately 4 inches tall x 2.5 inches wide x .8 inch deep.