Porch Pirate Garden Gnome
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Free Shipping + Transit Times
Contiguous US: Free Shipping on orders over $49. $4.99 on orders under $49. Average transit time of 4 business days. Rush shipping options are also available.
Alaska + Hawaii: Flat rate for all you can ship $23.99. Average transit time of 3 business days.
International: We ship to most countries. Shipping fee is based on weight and dimensions of order. Transit times vary based on your country's customs processing times.
Processing time: All orders ship from our warehouse in Virginia within one business day.
We offer free shipping on qualified orders over $49 after any coupons have been applied and shipping within the contiguous United States. Orders under $49 ship to the contiguous United States for $4.99 (more information)
Time To Ship
APO + FPO Addresses
We ship to APO and FPO addresses via the USPS and include the required customs forms. Free shipping is not available.
Alaska + Hawaii
We offer a flat rate of $23.99 for all you can ship to Alaska and Hawaii.
Shipping charges are based on your delivery location and order weight/dimensions. You will be shown the cost and approximate delivery date during checkout.
60 Day Returns
Customer satisfaction is extremely important to us!
If you are not completely satisfied with your order, you may return your purchse with 60 days of receiving your order. (view full return policy)
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No need to re-enter your information! Check out quickly and safely with Apple Pay, Paypal, Amazon Pay, Meta, G Pay or Shop payment or your prefered credit card.
Oh, gnome you didn't!
B-aye arr beware! There be porch pirates lurking about, waiting to get their hands on your booty! As much as you're looking foward to your packages being delivered, there is some dirty swashbuckler out there looking to steal your treasure trove of retail therapy and joy!
- Porch Pirate Garden Gnome
- Shiver me timbers! This little son-of-a-biscuit eater is taking off with your freshly delivered packages!
- This marauding buccaneer-inspired gnome measures just over 9 inches tall.
- Made of durable poly cast resin, for indoor and outdoor use year-round
- The perfect menacing touch for lawns, porches, front doors and gardens!
- An awesome gift for gnome lovers, and Amazon addicts!
Made of weather-resistant poly-resin. Our Porch Pirate Garden Gnome reads "Gnome More Packages" on it's base, and measures approximately 9 inches tall.