Stink Packets Fart Bombs
The ultimate weapon of mischief!
Introducing the Prank U! Fart Bomb Stink Packets, your ultimate weapon of mischief! Hear ye, hear ye! Inside this magical blue box lies 6 little packets of pure, unadulterated hilarity.
Prepare for an unforgettable experience as these innocent-looking foil packets burst, releasing an indescribable sound and a scents that will leave your friends gasping for air (literally!). Our secret formula ensures a lingering stench that's bound to make even the toughest noses surrender!
Now, listen closely, my fine pranksters, these Fart Bomb Stink Packets are strictly meant for our future comedic geniuses aged 8 and up. One squeeze and the magic unleashes! But be warned, the stench is so powerful, it will permeate the air around you, so keep those bad boys away from your precious clothes and fancy furniture. Only outdoor adventures will do for these cheeky pranksters!
So, grab yourself a box of Stink Packets Fart Bombs, and get ready to unleash laughter on an unimaginable scale.
Warning: Side effects may include uncontrollable giggles, crying from laughter, and the burning desire to pull more pranks. Prank U! Fart Bomb Stink Packets, because a little mischief never hurt anyone!* (*Probably not true!)