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Sweaty Flaps Soap

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Original price $9.99 - Original price $9.99
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$9.99
$9.99 - $9.99
Current price $9.99
Shipping FAQ's

Contiguous US: Free Shipping on orders over $49. $5.95 on orders under $49. Average transit time of 4 business days. Rush shipping options are also available.

Alaska + Hawaii: Flat rate for all you can ship $23.99. Average transit time of 3 business days.

International: We ship to most countries. Shipping fee is based on weight and dimensions of order. Transit times vary based on your country's customs processing times.

Processing time: All orders ship from our warehouse in Virginia within one business day.

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Free Shipping

We offer free shipping on qualified orders over $49 after any coupons have been applied and shipping within the contiguous United States. Orders under $49 ship to the contiguous United States for $5.99 (more information)

Time To Ship

Orders ship within 1 business day from our warehouse in Virginia. Delivery days are shown during checkout. We offer standard and rush delivery methods.

APO + FPO Addresses

We ship to APO and FPO addresses via the USPS and include the required customs forms. Free shipping is not available.

Alaska + Hawaii

We offer a flat rate of $23.99 for all you can ship to Alaska and Hawaii.

International Shipping

Shipping charges are based on your delivery location and order weight/dimensions. You will be shown the cost and approximate delivery date during checkout.

60 Day Returns

Customer satisfaction is extremely important to us!

If you are not completely satisfied with your order, you may return your purchse with 60 days of receiving your order. (view full return policy)

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Google Trusted Store

Read PerpetualKid.com customer reviews collected from Google!

Flippitty floppity... the funniest soap!

Don't ovary-act. Vagina jokes are funny. Period. Our zany Sweaty Flaps Soap Bar is a cheeky fresh treat for all over the body. The zingy lemongrass scented is particularly flattering for after you've managed to get your panties all in a bunch!

  • Sweaty Flaps Soap Bar 🥞🧼
  • 100% Natural Soap with Lemongrass Essential Oil & Hemp
  • Lather up with this divine smelling soap. Totally fabulous, from your face to your flaps, to your feet!
  • Contains no artificial ingredients, no palm oil and is paraben and SLS free.
  • Suitable for vegans and not tested on animals, so it's fun, effective, and kind!
  • UK Gift of the Year 2021 Winner - Judges' Choice and Novelty Category
  • Made in the United Kingdom

Ingredients: Sodium cocoate, Sodium olivate, Aqua, Butyrospermum parkii (shea) butter, Cymbopogon flexuosus (lemongrass) oil contains citral, geraniol, limonene, linalool, citronellol, Cannabis sativa (hemp) seedcake powder.

Made in the United Kingdom. This vegan soap measures approximately 3.2 inches long x 2.2 inches wide x 1 inch tall. Our hilarious, and arguably unladylike, Sweaty Flaps Soap Bar is a rude, crude, and socially acceptable gift amongst the right circle of friends.

Perpetual Kid Reviews from Google