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Description

Our cheeky At Least The Couch Thinks I've Got A Great Ass. Gum is relatable to those of us in committed long-term relationship with our surrogate beds.

60 Day Return Policy

100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase. See our Return Policy for details.

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Same day shipping on orders received by NOON EST, M-F. We cover your shipping on orders of $49* See details*

Super Cheeky Ass-piring Candy

Our super cheeky At Least The Couch Thinks I've Got A Great Ass. Gum is totally relatable for those of us who are in a committed long-term relationship with our surrogate beds.

Listen, when a couch hands you a compliment, you take it! 

The light-hearted, retro tv design of this gum makes it a fun gift for yourself or your BFF who is sick of dieting and has a healthy sense of humor!

Love self-depricating humor? We sure do! Because if you can't laugh at yourself, ain't nobody is going to want to hangout with your lame ass, no matter how good it may be looking. #Truth

Includes 8 pieces of candy-coated, cinnamon-flavored gum in each box. This petite pack pack of measures 2.75 inches long x 1.25 inches tall. Yet another great stocking stuffer idea, our At Least The Couch Thinks I've Got A Great Ass. Gum by Blue Q!

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At Least The Couch Thinks I've Got A Great Ass. Gum
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