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Blue Q

Blue Q gifts are created by talented designers designing the funniest collection of of life-improving, joy-bringing products such as their famous oven mitts, dish towels, hand sanitizers, coin purses, totes, catnip cat toys and candy! It doesn't get much funnier than this!
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    Get Along With Your Co-Workers Gum

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    Your Job Doesn't Suck, Just Your Co-Workers The reality in the majority of people's lives is that they have to get a job to survive. Unfortunately ...

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    You're Kind Of A Dick Gum

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    For that Dick in your life - and we ain't talkin' about Richard Our vintage-styled You're Kind of a Dick Gum is a fun and unexpected gift you can ...

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    Go Away Retro Hostess Dish Towel

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    Our swanky Go Away Retro Hostess Dish Towel is the perfect anti-housewarming gift. Useful, stylish, thoughtful, and hilarious! This sassy and styli...

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    I Almost Died But It Was Just A Cold Men's Socks

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    Thank you for your concern! It was touch and go for awhile... I Almost Died But It Was Just A Cold. We're not saying men can't handle being sick....

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    Cat Butt Gum

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    Cute As A Butt-on Gum If you've got a lot of attitude to pass around, this gum is just right for you! Includes 8 peppermint pieces of "Kiss My Ass"...

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    Cat Jokes Gum

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    10 Free Jokes Inside? You've cat to be kitten me!😸 We know, you're probably thinking our Cat Jokes Gum will be littered with jokes about fish and m...

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    Random Crap Handy Shopping Tote

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    It's like a traveling junk drawer! A spoonful of sugar and our Random Crap Handy Shopping Tote will help the most daunting of errands go down so mu...

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    Oh Shit, It's The Fuzz Catnip Cat Toy

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    Been hitting the catnip much, bro? 🙀🚨 Our buzzworthy Oh Shit, It's The Fuzz Catnip Cat Toy is just what your crazy catnip lovin' kitty has been mis...

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    You're Beautiful, Don't Change Coin Purse

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    Hey girl, just a little something to tell you that we...really like...you. Just. The way. You are. Our perfectly patterned, You're Beautiful, Do...

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    Dear Wine, Yes Oven Mitt

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    How do I love thee? Let me count the glasses. Celebrate the Hostess with the Mostess with our Dear Wine, Yes Oven Mitt. Beautifully designed, and o...

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    Hey Bitches Gum

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    Bitches + Kittens When you whip out your pack of Hey Bitches Gum, you'd better be ready to toss back a box of Pino Grigio! You are calling the pack...

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    I'm So High. It's Awesome. Sloth Gum

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    Feeling all philo-sloth-ical and stuff Good times are a plenty with our I'm So High. It's Awesome. Sloth Gum. Embrace the lazy but amazy attitude ...

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    Sh*tting Rainbows Kind Of Day Socks

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    Holy crapola! Today is THE BEST! Our Shitting Rainbows Kind of Day Socks is just the pair to pull out of your sock drawer when you're so freakin ...

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    F*ck It Gum

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    Pardon Our Fucking French What's my new personal motto you ask? F*CK IT! Pardon my French. With 8 pieces of this delicious fruit flavored gum, you'...

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    Existential Kitty Catnip Cat Toy

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    This kitty is unraveling quicker than a ball of yarn 🧶🙀 Beware. Our quark-y Existential Kitty Catnip Cat Toy may leave your cat questioning more th...

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    Chow Time Black Cat Handy Tote

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    Pspsps... Who wants kitty food? Just us, or does the expression on our Chow Time Black Cat Handy Tote seem to be this kitty cat's response to who w...

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    Fun Person Alert Men's Socks

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    🚨 Whoop Whoop! 🚨 Fun person coming through! Why else would they be wearing these socks? Clearly designed with the life of the party in mind, our Fu...

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    What Are You, Like 100? Birthday Gum

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    I'm only asking because you look GREAT for your age. Our cheeky What Are You, Like 100? Gum is a fun gift for when you get to the age where trying ...

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    Certified Pain In The Ass Gum

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    Let them know they're a PITA 🤗 Officially recognize that special nuisance in your life with our Certified Pain In The Ass Gum. They should be proud...

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    I Heart Bad Music Gum

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    Define the word bad... So, while the Counting Crows may make our ears bleed, you may not be a fan of listening to the Original Annie Soundtrack on ...

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    Sunday Football Nothing Else Matters Men's Socks

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    Men And Their Football Rituals Socks Sunday Funday? So, yeah. NEWSFLASH: Unless that involves going to a game, watching a game, or smack talking a...

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    I'll Have to Run That By My Sweatpants Ankle Socks

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    And TBH that's the only running we'll be doing today. Our cheeky I'll Have to Run That By My Sweatpants Ankle Socks silently declares... We don't g...

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    At Least The Couch Thinks I've Got A Great Ass. Gum

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    Super Cheeky Ass-piring Candy Our super cheeky At Least The Couch Thinks I've Got A Great Ass. Gum is totally relatable for those of us who are in ...

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    I Talk To My Dog Like It's A Wittle Baby Gum

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    You got a problem with that? I'm not embarrassed, I Talk To My Dog Like It's A Wittle Baby For Some Weason... My fur baby, my soulmate, the love o...

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