Blue Q

Take the doctor's advice! Warning: Side effects may include me being way happier than I was before you shut the fuck up. Includes 8 pieces of cand...

An f'n fantastic pick-me-up gift for the kitchen! Inspire confidence and encourage laughter with our You're Doing Fucking Great! Woven Dish Towel! ...

Feeling all philo-sloth-ical and stuff Good times are a plenty with our I'm So High. It's Awesome. Sloth Gum. Embrace the lazy but amazy attitude ...

It's like... ugh. Don't call our What A Complete Shit Show Hand Sanitizer a little, don't call it a bit. This is one *complete* shit show and it wo...

Pspsps... Who wants kitty food? Just us, or does the expression on our Chow Time Black Cat Handy Tote seem to be this kitty cat's response to who w...

The Perfect Present For Someone That's In The Family But Not In The Circle Our Here's Your Gift Motherfucker Gum turns the art of obligatory gift g...

Brown Sugar, how come you taste so good? Behold our Blue Q Pineapple Brown Sugar Lip Shit! Have you ever seen a cuter little kitty eating an ice cr...

It sure as hell ain't saffron or paprika, honey. Our Bitch I Am The Secret Ingredient Oven Mitt is anything but sugar and spice and everything nice...

Orange you glad you found this mango-nificent lip shit?You'll soon sea that discovering our Lip Shit Orange Mango Lip Balm is nearly as exciting as...

It's hard to believe it all started in the mailroom. Some guys just have that special "something" that makes them a good fit for our President of t...

They're out there! It's time we came together as a country and understand that yes, men can be crazy cat ladies too. Were they born like this or is...

Dialogue with your cat = cat·a·log? Just once piece of our Instantly Talk With Your Cat Gum unlocks the dialogue between you and your pet! You'll ...

A modern-day solution to an old-world issue. If your love of food tends to come with a downside for your backside, our That's a Spicy Meatball Lava...

Hungry? Embracing the challenges of fatherhood our I'll Feed All You F*ckers Oven Mitt is a nod to the king of the BBQ! What's that? You brought so...

Our swanky Go Away Retro Hostess Dish Towel is the perfect anti-housewarming gift. Useful, stylish, thoughtful, and hilarious! This sassy and styli...

B*tch is the new black Our B*tches Get Stuff Done Oven Mitt is the perfect kitchen accessory for the non-conforming, sometimes foul-mouthed, matria...

Keep your lips nice and juicy.Our old fashioned, lip-smacking Lip Shit Watermelon Tangerine Lip Balm is the best! So why mess with the rest? You mi...

Time to cook up some fun. Our extra saucy Get Ready to Undo Your Pants Oven Mitt is ready to serve up the spiciest of dishes! Featuring an innocent...

Treat yo self! 🍦 If your slush fund looks more like a Slushee fund, give your modest savings a consolation hug by stashing it inside of our adorabl...

I'm only asking because you look GREAT for your age. Our cheeky What Are You, Like 100? Gum is a fun gift for when you get to the age where trying ...

This kitty is unraveling quicker than a ball of yarn 🧶🙀 Beware. Our quark-y Existential Kitty Catnip Cat Toy may leave your cat questioning more th...

For that Dick in your life - and we ain't talkin' about Richard Our vintage-styled You're Kind of a Dick Gum is a fun and unexpected gift you can ...

Don't mean to brag... but we put together a puzzle in 1 day and the box said 2-4 years. 🧩😏 Forget using your big brain power to search for little t...

Leftovers never looked so... good boy! After an evening of whining and dining, you can playfully bust out our totally fetching Doggy Bag Handy Tote...