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Blue Q gifts are created by talented designers designing the funniest collection of of life-improving, joy-bringing products such as their famous oven mitts, dish towels, hand sanitizers, coin purses, totes, catnip cat toys and candy! It doesn't get much funnier than this!
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    Ask Your Doctor If Shutting The F*ck Up Is Right For You Gum

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    Take the doctor's advice! Warning: Side effects may include me being way happier than I was before you shut the fuck up. Includes 8 pieces of cand...

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    You're Doing F*cking Great! Woven Dish Towel

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    An f'n fantastic pick-me-up gift for the kitchen! Inspire confidence and encourage laughter with our You're Doing Fucking Great! Woven Dish Towel! ...

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    I'm So High. It's Awesome. Sloth Gum

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    Feeling all philo-sloth-ical and stuff Good times are a plenty with our I'm So High. It's Awesome. Sloth Gum. Embrace the lazy but amazy attitude ...

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    What A Complete Shit Show Hand Sanitizer

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    It's like... ugh. Don't call our What A Complete Shit Show Hand Sanitizer a little, don't call it a bit. This is one *complete* shit show and it wo...

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    Chow Time Black Cat Handy Tote

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    Pspsps... Who wants kitty food? Just us, or does the expression on our Chow Time Black Cat Handy Tote seem to be this kitty cat's response to who w...

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    Here's Your Gift Motherf*cker Gum

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    The Perfect Present For Someone That's In The Family But Not In The Circle Our Here's Your Gift Motherfucker Gum turns the art of obligatory gift g...

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    Pineapple Brown Sugar Lip Shit

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    Brown Sugar, how come you taste so good? Behold our Blue Q Pineapple Brown Sugar Lip Shit! Have you ever seen a cuter little kitty eating an ice cr...

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    Bitch I Am The Secret Ingredient Oven Mitt

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    It sure as hell ain't saffron or paprika, honey. Our Bitch I Am The Secret Ingredient Oven Mitt is anything but sugar and spice and everything nice...

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    Lip Shit Orange Mango Lip Balm

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    Orange you glad you found this mango-nificent lip shit?You'll soon sea that discovering our Lip Shit Orange Mango Lip Balm is nearly as exciting as...

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    President Of Local Gas Company Men's Socks

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    It's hard to believe it all started in the mailroom. Some guys just have that special "something" that makes them a good fit for our President of t...

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    Crazy Cat Dude Men's Socks

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    They're out there! It's time we came together as a country and understand that yes, men can be crazy cat ladies too. Were they born like this or is...

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    Instantly Talk With Your Cat Gum

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    Dialogue with your cat = cat·a·log? Just once piece of our Instantly Talk With Your Cat Gum unlocks the dialogue between you and your pet! You'll ...

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    That's a Spicy Meatball Lavatory Mist

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    A modern-day solution to an old-world issue. If your love of food tends to come with a downside for your backside, our That's a Spicy Meatball Lava...

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    I'll Feed All You F*ckers Oven Mitt

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    Hungry? Embracing the challenges of fatherhood our I'll Feed All You F*ckers Oven Mitt is a nod to the king of the BBQ! What's that? You brought so...

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    Go Away Retro Hostess Dish Towel

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    Our swanky Go Away Retro Hostess Dish Towel is the perfect anti-housewarming gift. Useful, stylish, thoughtful, and hilarious! This sassy and styli...

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    B*tches Get Stuff Done Oven Mitt

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    B*tch is the new black Our B*tches Get Stuff Done Oven Mitt is the perfect kitchen accessory for the non-conforming, sometimes foul-mouthed, matria...

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    Lip Shit Watermelon Tangerine Lip Balm

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    Keep your lips nice and juicy.Our old fashioned, lip-smacking Lip Shit Watermelon Tangerine Lip Balm is the best! So why mess with the rest? You mi...

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    Get Ready to Undo Your Pants Oven Mitt

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    Time to cook up some fun. Our extra saucy Get Ready to Undo Your Pants Oven Mitt is ready to serve up the spiciest of dishes! Featuring an innocent...

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    Ice Cream Money Coin Purse

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    Treat yo self! 🍦 If your slush fund looks more like a Slushee fund, give your modest savings a consolation hug by stashing it inside of our adorabl...

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    What Are You, Like 100? Birthday Gum

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    I'm only asking because you look GREAT for your age. Our cheeky What Are You, Like 100? Gum is a fun gift for when you get to the age where trying ...

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    Existential Kitty Catnip Cat Toy

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    This kitty is unraveling quicker than a ball of yarn 🧶🙀 Beware. Our quark-y Existential Kitty Catnip Cat Toy may leave your cat questioning more th...

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    You're Kind Of A Dick Gum

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    For that Dick in your life - and we ain't talkin' about Richard Our vintage-styled You're Kind of a Dick Gum is a fun and unexpected gift you can ...

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    Probably Technically A Genius Pencil Case

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    Don't mean to brag... but we put together a puzzle in 1 day and the box said 2-4 years. 🧩😏 Forget using your big brain power to search for little t...

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    Doggy Bag Handy Lunch Tote

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    Leftovers never looked so... good boy! After an evening of whining and dining, you can playfully bust out our totally fetching Doggy Bag Handy Tote...

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