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Blue Q

Blue Q gifts are created by talented designers designing the funniest collection of of life-improving, joy-bringing products such as their famous oven mitts, dish towels, hand sanitizers, coin purses, totes, catnip cat toys and candy! It doesn't get much funnier than this!
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    Step Aside Coffee Gum

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    Coffee... We love you. You're so cute sometimes! Now step aside, it's time to bring in the big guns! Our hilariously irreverent Step Aside Coffee...

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    Fun Person Alert Men's Socks

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    🚨 Whoop Whoop! 🚨 Fun person coming through! Why else would they be wearing these socks? Clearly designed with the life of the party in mind, our Fu...

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    Chow Time Black Cat Handy Tote

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    Pspsps... Who wants kitty food? Just us, or does the expression on our Chow Time Black Cat Handy Tote seem to be this kitty cat's response to who w...

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    God, My Teen Years Must Have Been So Unpleasant For So Many People Socks

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    Self-reflection is a doozy! 🪞🫣 Looking back on your angst-filled, rebellious teenage years may fill you with cherished memories, cringe, and a heal...

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    Duuuuuude Catnip Cat Toy

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    WHOA 🌀😸 If only your cat could see colors man... at least they can dig on the crazy pattern and the goodness packed inside of this tripped out bag ...

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    I Don't Need Directions, I Have A Penis Gum

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    Candy Coated Gum For Guys With Built In GPS Our refreshingly crass I Don't Need Directions, I Have A Penis Gum isn't afraid to tell it like it is. ...

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    I Heart Bad Music Gum

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    Define the word bad... So, while the Counting Crows may make our ears bleed, you may not be a fan of listening to the Original Annie Soundtrack on ...

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    Dear Wine, Yes Oven Mitt

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    How do I love thee? Let me count the glasses. Celebrate the Hostess with the Mostess with our Dear Wine, Yes Oven Mitt. Beautifully designed, and o...

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    What Are You, Like 100? Birthday Gum

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    I'm only asking because you look GREAT for your age. Our cheeky What Are You, Like 100? Gum is a fun gift for when you get to the age where trying ...

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    People I Love: Cats. Dish Towel

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    Far superior to paypurrr products. Our hiss-terical People I Love: Cats. Dish Towel just barely scratches the surface of ones pre-fur-ence for cats...

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    The Food Has Weed In It Dish Towel

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    I won't tell if you don't! I know, I know. You thought you were tasting the love, but really, it's weed. Our appetizing The Food Has Weed In It Wov...

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    Cats Are Expensive Coin Purse

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    A coin purrs that carries lots of sass and your cash 👛🐱 Cats are expensive, and fabulous. Thankfully this coin purse is fabulous but inexpensive! B...

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    My Dog Is Cool As F*ck Socks

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    According to our latest Lab reports, our My Dog Is Cool As F*ck Socks have tested positive for LOLs. Looking for a fetching gift for your dog lovin...

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    Ice Cream Money Coin Purse

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    Treat yo self! 🍦 If your slush fund looks more like a Slushee fund, give your modest savings a consolation hug by stashing it inside of our adorabl...

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    You're Beautiful, Don't Change Coin Purse

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    Hey girl, just a little something to tell you that we...really like...you. Just. The way. You are. Our perfectly patterned, You're Beautiful, Do...

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    Hey, Have You Tried Cheese Dish Towel

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    Looking for a devilishly fun hostess gift? Our hell-arious Hey, Have You Tried Cheese Dish Towel is so damned cheesy, it will have you running for ...

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    Lunch Money Coin Purse

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    Milk Money Stash BagOur kitschy Lunch Money Coin Purse is small enough to fit in your pocket, or your smallest clutch. But, it's also big enough to...

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    Lip Shit Watermelon Tangerine Lip Balm

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    Keep your lips nice and juicy.Our old fashioned, lip-smacking Lip Shit Watermelon Tangerine Lip Balm is the best! So why mess with the rest? You mi...

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    Love Who You Love Socks

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    Love, love, love It's all you need, it's everywhere around you, and it's available to every-freakin last one of ya'll! Now, go run along and share ...

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    Certified Pain In The Ass Gum

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    Let them know they're a PITA 🤗 Officially recognize that special nuisance in your life with our Certified Pain In The Ass Gum. They should be proud...

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    I Identify As A Badass Ankle Socks

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    Day of firewalking ahead of you? Our I Identify As A Badass Ankle Socks are just the pair you'll be wanting to pull from your sock drawer in the m...

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    At Least The Couch Thinks I've Got A Great Ass. Gum

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    Super Cheeky Ass-piring Candy Our super cheeky At Least The Couch Thinks I've Got A Great Ass. Gum is totally relatable for those of us who are in ...

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    You're Kind of a Legend Pencil Case

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    Legendary speaks for itself. Our fabled You're Kind of a Legend Pencil Case speaks for itself... it's legendary! Keep your pencils, pens and other ...

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    You Try Being a Parent, Smartass Gum

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    A loaded statement pack of gum...🐕💩 Parents deal with a lot of crap. Poopy baby diapers, cranky toddlers, tweens who occasionally act like little t...

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