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Let them know they're a PITA 🤗 Officially recognize that special nuisance in your life with our Certified Pain In The Ass Gum. They should be proud...

Hey girl, just a little something to tell you that we...really like...you. Just. The way. You are. Our perfectly patterned, You're Beautiful, Do...

Treat yo self! 🍦 If your slush fund looks more like a Slushee fund, give your modest savings a consolation hug by stashing it inside of our adorabl...

Toot toot! All aboard the Fart Joke Express! 🚂💨 We don't mean to toot our own horn, but there are ten free jokes inside of our Fart Jokes Gum! Just...

Cheeky gift for cat lovers! No ifs, ands, and lots of butts about it! Our high quality Cat Butt Coin Purse is the kitty for your cash! This adorabl...

Checking boxes, and taking names! Introducing the subtle complexity of our self-assured Bitches Get Stuff Done Coin Purse. At first glance, it may ...

Introducing, our Always Be Yourself Unless You Can Be A Unicorn Gum. Since you were a child, everyone's always told you to always be yourself. Thi...

I think I'm a seal now. I'm a seal now. 🦭 Let's face it - if Tom were high on catnip, there wouldn't have been much of a cartoon. He and Jerry woul...

This kitty is unraveling quicker than a ball of yarn 🧶🙀 Beware. Our quark-y Existential Kitty Catnip Cat Toy may leave your cat questioning more th...

Knitting, Nipping🧶😺 This kitty has big plans.... to make you mittens and make you feel slightly uncomfortable! Our hilarious Check Out My Butthole ...

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Should Have Called In Sick For Work Socks Our classy yet sassy This Meeting Is Bullshit Socks are perfect for flashing a little ankle at the next p...

Men And Their Football Rituals Socks Sunday Funday? So, yeah. NEWSFLASH: Unless that involves going to a game, watching a game, or smack talking a...

I never fart, but I do lie. Pick up a pair of our I Never Fart Women's Crew Socks for that friend that somehow manages to hold it all in until she...

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I'm sorry... what did you just say? 💁‍♀️ Moms know what these socks are all about. You're relaxing, having a good time, no sign of the ain't-takin-...

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Got a grumpy old man? Like we needed to be told you're grumpy! Your complaining is funny but neverending! Grumpy runs in my family... how about y...

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What seals the deal for a lifelong friendship more than some key common interests and dislikes? We think our I Hate Everyone Too Socks are just ab...

A high scoring gift for the gamer who has everything Remember when you had to blow into the game cartridge every time you wanted to play Mario Brot...

Thank you for your concern! It was touch and go for awhile... I Almost Died But It Was Just A Cold. We're not saying men can't handle being sick....

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