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Sarcastic Mascara Injury Birthday Card

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Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's.. ow that frickin' hurt! 🫣

Ahhh.. the joys of getting older! Our hilarious Mascara Injury Birthday Card is a fabu-lash example of your sense of humor getting better with age, like a fine whine.
  • Sarcastic Mascara Injury Birthday Card
  • Front of Card: You know you're old when you can hurt your neck applying mascara. (happy birthday)
  • Cover illustration features an iconic green and pink tube of Great Lash mascara.
  • Inside of Card: Blank. Be as loquacious as you'd like.
  • Created by a women-owned small business based in Snoqualmie, Washington.
  • Handmade in the USA!
This witty greeting is the perfect card to share with your gal pals.Professionally printed on 130lb high-quality card stock. This A2 folded card measures 4.25 inches wide x 5.5 inches tall. Includes a 100% recycled brown envelope.