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Offensive Crayons


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Original price $8.99
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Original price $8.99
Current price $5.00
$5.00 - $5.00
Current price $5.00

*NOTE: These ARE OFFENSIVE crayons.

Aren’t you tired of coloring with “blue” or “burnt sienna?” Us, too. What you need are Offensive Crayons. Gone are the safe colors like “goldenrod” or “violet.” Now we have “Suspicious Cold Sore Red” and “Privilege”.

  • 24 Assorted Color(s), or at least 22-23 different, since we used the cheapest labor we could find
  • Safe for ages 18+ (or whatever, we don’t care)

Say goodbye to your politically correct old color box and welcome this family of blunt, direct and irreverent shades. And no... we aren't going to show what all of them say!