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Funny Political Gifts

Home of the Free (Shipping $75+) and Land of the brave (and snarky) political gear. We're not here to sway your vote... Whether you're for Trump or Biden.... we are equally offensive to all!
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    Stress Pickle

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    Stay cool as a cucumber! Don't get yourself in a pickle by losing your cool at an inappropriate time! Dill with it the best you can with our hilari...

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    Bye Bye Stress Bubble Wrap Sheets

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    Sheet, these are fun! Popping bubble wrap is extremely therapeutic! Heck, even those popper toys kids are obsessed are based on their magic! Well...

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    Jesus Is Washing You Soap

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    Get closer to Jesus in the shower... After all, cleanliness is next to godliness! Do your sins stink to high heaven? Forget to wash your hands befo...

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    Keep Earth Clean. It Isn't Uranus Soap

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    Keep Earth Clean... "butt"... keep Uranus clean too! It's been dealing with your crap for years. The future is here, and it's time to get your ass...

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    Alien Invasion UFO Abduction Soap

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    Because alien abduction stink! The aliens are here! Time to cower in the shower with a fresh bar of Alien Invasion Soap! Because you may as well ke...

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    90% Winning Fake Arguments in the Shower Meme Soap

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    Soap for working sh*t out in the shower. Start every day with a win! All you need is this fun soap and a great point, and you'll soon be steaming u...

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    Soap For A Dope Bar Soap

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    Uh... derp. It's a no brainer! Did that last flub leave a nasty odor in its wake? Don't let embarrassing bloopers, cringe moments, and mortifying s...

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    Conspiracy Theory Big Brother Soap

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    WAKE-UP! and shower. Stand your ground and let the rebellion begin at home (and in the shower) as you wash away the PSYOP manipulations we're fed d...

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    Shut The Hell Up Gum

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    Shut Your Mouth Please Seriously. How about a nice big pack of SHUT THE HELL UP! 8 Cinnamon pieces to chew all at once unless you've got more than ...

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    Oh Sh*t! Has Anyone Seen My Hopes + Dreams Greeting Card

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    My love of food stopped me from going pro! Give your friend this humorous Oh Shit! Has Anyone Seen My Hopes + Dreams Greeting Card featuring a woma...

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    The World is Full of Idiots. Except Us. We Are Awesome Greeting Card

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    In computer terms that's an ID10T ( I-D-Ten-T-Error) I've been around the block a few times and I can state, as a fact, that The World is Full of I...

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    How To Swear Around the World Cards

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    Cultured? F**k yeah we are! Are you looking for a new hobby? Like to travel and interact with new people? Enjoy the delicate art of perfectly peppe...

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    The Hardest Days Of The Week Encouragement Card

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    This card will leave them in stitches Our cheeky First Seven Days Are Hardest Greeting is a clever sympathy card for somebody who looks like they'v...

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    I Almost Died But It Was Just A Cold Men's Socks

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    Thank you for your concern! It was touch and go for awhile... I Almost Died But It Was Just A Cold. We're not saying men can't handle being sick....

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    Filing Saucer UFO Paper Clip Holder

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    Desk Space Invaders Don't let your paper clips get lost in the black hole of your desk drawer. Our Flying "Filing" Saucer paperclip holder magnetic...

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    Generic Bandages

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    This is a product headline These Generic Bandages are straight, simple and to the point. There are 15 sterile strips in each tin and each has the w...

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    F*ck It All! Greeting Card

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    Calgon, take me away! No seriously, get me the f*ck out of here. Our not-so-squeaky clean Fuck It All! Greeting Card encourages you to divert your ...

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    I Hate Babies, But I'm Still Pretty Happy For You! Greeting Card

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    It's just that they scare me... You're going to be a great parent, and that's cool... I Hate Babies, But I'm Still Pretty Happy For You! Since you...

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    Look On the Bright Side, Tomorrow Could Be Worse Greeting Card

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    Always look at the bright side of life... The empathetic, but humorous Look On the Bright Side, Tomorrow Could Be Worse Greeting Card is for your f...

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    F*ck It Gum

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    Pardon Our Fucking French What's my new personal motto you ask? F*CK IT! Pardon my French. With 8 pieces of this delicious fruit flavored gum, you'...

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    Crime Scene Toilet Paper

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    Clean Up the Evidence! Is your bathroom looking like a police crime scene after those burrito nights? We've got the perfect solution to wipe away t...

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    Millennial Pen Set

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    Back when I was a kid my phone was attached to a wall! Our Millennial Pen Set is the perfect set of pens for everyone that is too old and too youn...

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    Fuck It All Pen Set

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    Great f'n conversational pens! Our Fuck It All Pen Set is the perfect set of pens for anyone who needs to have a laugh at a shitty situation! When ...

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    Demotivational Pen Set

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    It will probably get worse If you're like us, and the thought of seeing another thing that says "hustle harder" makes you gag, this Demotivational ...

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