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Home of the Free (Shipping $49+) and Land of the brave (and snarky) political gear. We're not here to sway your vote... Whether you're for Trump or Biden.... we are equally offensive to all!
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    Fuck It All Pen Set

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    Great f'n conversational pens! Our Fuck It All Pen Set is the perfect set of pens for anyone who needs to have a laugh at a shitty situation! When ...

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    Evidence Tote

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    Totes fun gift idea for crime show addicts! WARNING: Do not tamper with the contents of our zippered Evidence Tote! This is not a toy in any circum...

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    Filthy Rich Cocktail Napkins

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    You're filthy, wipe your mouth! It's time to put your money where your mouth is with our Filthy Rich Cocktail Napkins! Refine your cocktail party e...

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    Ass Wipe Dusting Mitt

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    The dusting mitt that totally kicks ass! Is the thought of spring cleaning and dusting getting you down? Time to get your ass to work with our Ass ...

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    Passive Aggressive Nifty Notes

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    Ditch the passive-aggressive Facebook post! Take the more direct route with our aggressively funny Passive-Aggressive Nifty Notes. Get your point ...

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    F*ck Me Like The Government Gum

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    Most Prefer A Pretty Lie And This Gum Is An Uncomfortable Truth Unlike a scalding hot cup of covfefe our Fuck Me Like The Government Gum will leave...

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    Top Secret File Decoder Greeting Card

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    Oh, behave! Yeah baby! Hide a secret message with the Spyglass Decoder Card that can ONLY be seen by looking through the decoder glasses! Write lig...

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    I Know Things Are Sort Of A Dumpster Fire Right Now Greeting Card

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    Life a dumpster fire? Roast marshmallows! Sometimes life gives us lemons and we make lemonade, but then there are times that the I Know Things Are ...

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    Red White and F*ck You Politically Offensive Crayons

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    Guaranteed to make you say "ooohmygod!" Here we go again! Another one of those "most important election of our lifetime" is happening again! Are yo...

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    Fake News Liquid Hand Soap

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    Don't believe everything you read on the internet... Or scroll past on social media, watch on YouTube, overhear at the grocery store, or what is dr...

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