funny political gifts

Don’t let work get you down in the dumps Our humorous Desk Dumpster Pencil Holder is a functional way to display the ultimate metaphor for modern t...

*NOTE: These ARE OFFENSIVE crayons. Aren’t you tired of coloring with “blue” or “burnt sienna?” Us, too. What you need are Offensive Crayons. Gone...

Guaranteed to make you say "ooohmygod!" Here we go again! Another one of those "most important election of our lifetime" is happening again! Are yo...

Thank you for your concern! It was touch and go for awhile... I Almost Died But It Was Just A Cold. We're not saying men can't handle being sick....

Great f'n conversational pens! Our Fuck It All Pen Set is the perfect set of pens for anyone who needs to have a laugh at a shitty situation! When ...

Now is just as a good time as any for using the F word. Share your heartfelt condolences with our carefully crafted and very candid sympathy greeti...

Pardon Our Fucking French What's my new personal motto you ask? F*CK IT! Pardon my French. With 8 pieces of this delicious fruit flavored gum, you'...

You're probably thinking... what in the actual cluck?? But we're going to put our neck right out and say that our Emotional Support Chicken is ever...

Clean Up the Evidence! Is your bathroom looking like a police crime scene after those burrito nights? We've got the perfect solution to wipe away t...

Sheet, these are fun! Popping bubble wrap is extremely therapeutic! Heck, even those popper toys kids are obsessed are based on their magic! Well...

Shut Your Mouth Please Seriously. How about a nice big pack of SHUT THE HELL UP! 8 Cinnamon pieces to chew all at once unless you've got more than ...

No fucks. Our Pencils For Zero Fucks are perfect for when you just don't have any fucks to give anymore. You're so over it... you can't even. This ...

Back when I was a kid my phone was attached to a wall! Our Millennial Pen Set is the perfect set of pens for everyone that is too old and too youn...

Seize the Day" Isn't Always on the Agenda! Has your motivational limit been reached for the day? Meet our Nope Desk Sign, the small but mighty hero...

For days when the office aura feels a tad... tarnished. Feeling the negative vibes from a malfunctioning printer, passive-aggressive sticky notes, ...

Come one, come all! 🎪💩 Our hilariously inviting Welcome to The Shit Show Pen Set is the perfect gift for those going through some sh*t! Because fin...

Show your support! Have you ever scrolled through your feed, seen countless "thoughts and prayers" comments and thought, "There's gotta be somethin...

Time to give it another f*cking go. Present the gift of another chance with our brazenly funny Unfuck Yourself Pain Can Candle! Whatever the occasi...

It will probably get worse If you're like us, and the thought of seeing another thing that says "hustle harder" makes you gag, this Demotivational ...

Swearing, because subtlety is overrated! Swear a little,, it helps! And let's face it, sometimes a polite "please do not disturb" just won't get th...

Hear ye! Hear ye! Our Ringmaster Of The Shitshow Socks are an open invite to witness, front row, the fiasco known as the amazing... the incredible...

Stay cool as a cucumber! Don't get yourself in a pickle by losing your cool at an inappropriate time! Dill with it the best you can with our hilari...