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Home of the Free (Shipping $75+) and Land of the brave (and snarky) political gear. We're not here to sway your vote... Whether you're for Trump or Biden.... we are equally offensive to all!
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    How To Swear Around the World Cards

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    Cultured? F**k yeah we are! Are you looking for a new hobby? Like to travel and interact with new people? Enjoy the delicate art of perfectly peppe...

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    Eat Sh*t. Seriously, Do Not Mess With Me Today Gum

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    Rude + Crude Gum Hey, it's nothing personal but have a piece of this Eat Shit Gum. Basically what I'm trying to say is to leave me alone right now....

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    Pencils For First World Problems

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    Awwww.... Our hilarious Pencils for First World Problems are for all those Debbie Downers out there. Even though they are given the conveniences of...

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    Roach Clips Bag Clips

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    Our Fred Roach Clips Bag Clips are brand shrieking new for Fall 2018! Eerily realistic these all-purpose spring-loaded bag clips are cleverly desig...

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    Alien Invasion UFO Abduction Soap

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    Because alien abduction stink! The aliens are here! Time to cower in the shower with a fresh bar of Alien Invasion Soap! Because you may as well ke...

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    Filing Saucer UFO Paper Clip Holder

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    Desk Space Invaders Don't let your paper clips get lost in the black hole of your desk drawer. Our Flying "Filing" Saucer paperclip holder magnetic...

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    Bye Bye Stress Bubble Wrap Sheets

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    Sheet, these are fun! Popping bubble wrap is extremely therapeutic! Heck, even those popper toys kids are obsessed are based on their magic! Well...

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    Nope Desk Sign

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    Seize the Day" Isn't Always on the Agenda! Has your motivational limit been reached for the day? Meet our Nope Desk Sign, the small but mighty hero...

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    Keep Earth Clean. It Isn't Uranus Soap

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    Keep Earth Clean... "butt"... keep Uranus clean too! It's been dealing with your crap for years. The future is here, and it's time to get your ass...

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    The End Is Near Dinosaur Birthday Card

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    Goodness Cretaceous, great balls of fire! Celebrate your friends and family getting one year closer to their personal extinction level event with ...

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    Disappointed Sigh Sound Machine

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    Automated dismay Our meh Disappointed Sigh Sound Machine makes sure that no annoyance goes unacknowledged ever again. Four sighs include a male, fe...

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    Filthy Rich Cocktail Napkins

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    You're filthy, wipe your mouth! It's time to put your money where your mouth is with our Filthy Rich Cocktail Napkins! Refine your cocktail party e...

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    90% Winning Fake Arguments in the Shower Meme Soap

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    Soap for working sh*t out in the shower. Start every day with a win! All you need is this fun soap and a great point, and you'll soon be steaming u...

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    I Know Things Are Sort Of A Dumpster Fire Right Now Greeting Card

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    Life a dumpster fire? Roast marshmallows! Sometimes life gives us lemons and we make lemonade, but then there are times that the I Know Things Are ...

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    The Hardest Days Of The Week Encouragement Card

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    This card will leave them in stitches Our cheeky First Seven Days Are Hardest Greeting is a clever sympathy card for somebody who looks like they'v...

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    Certified Pain In The Ass Gum

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    Let them know they're a PITA 🤗 Officially recognize that special nuisance in your life with our Certified Pain In The Ass Gum. They should be proud...

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    Top Secret File Decoder Greeting Card

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    Oh, behave! Yeah baby! Hide a secret message with the Spyglass Decoder Card that can ONLY be seen by looking through the decoder glasses! Write lig...

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    Look On the Bright Side, Tomorrow Could Be Worse Greeting Card

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    Always look at the bright side of life... The empathetic, but humorous Look On the Bright Side, Tomorrow Could Be Worse Greeting Card is for your f...

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    New Home Mortgage Death Pledge Award Ribbon

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    Because being an adult means being house poor. Lavish the new homeowners with cheeky accolades with the biting humor of our New Home Congratulation...

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    Emergency Chicken Sound Machine

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    Every fowl morning is a chicken emergency Our fowl Emergency Chicken Sound Machine fills in when a real (or rubber) chicken would be too much. The ...

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    Good Book Flask

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    The greatest book ever has a hidden compartment! Stash your favorite nip in the Good Book and stash it on your bookshelf! Heavenly 4 oz stainless...

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    Conspiracy Theory Big Brother Soap

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    WAKE-UP! and shower. Stand your ground and let the rebellion begin at home (and in the shower) as you wash away the PSYOP manipulations we're fed d...

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    Giant Cheese Stress Ball

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    The ultimate comfort "food" Our totally cheesy, Giant Cheese Stress Ball is designed to look like comically large block of Swiss cheese, making it ...

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    Generic Bandages

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    This is a product headline These Generic Bandages are straight, simple and to the point. There are 15 sterile strips in each tin and each has the w...

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