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I Don't Need Directions, I Have A Penis Gum

by Blue Q
Original price $2.29 - Original price $2.29
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$2.29
$2.29 - $2.29
Current price $2.29
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Candy Coated Gum For Guys With Built In GPS

Our refreshingly crass I Don't Need Directions, I Have A Penis Gum isn't afraid to tell it like it is.

Stop the car! I'm getting out... a piece of gum to cut this tension with some much needed laughter. Fragile ego, or not, minty fresh laughter will prevail!

A terrifically funny gift for the directionally challenged know-it-all in your life.

Includes 8 pieces of candy-coated mint-flavored gum in a dainty box. Measures 2.75 inches long x 1.25 inches tall. Our I Don't Need Directions, I Have A Penis Gum is a leading cause of laughter.

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