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Summary

I'm so glad you love my recipe... but hell no you're not getting it!

60 Day Return Policy

100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase.

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* FREE SHIPPING! We cover your shipping on orders of $49+ (Contiguous U.S.) We'll also ship your order that same day it is received if placed by noon EST Monday through Friday!

Can you pass me some f*ck off?

So we all know a few of those recipe robbers...  You know, the ones that will take and make your recipe then bask in all the glory!  Wars were started for less than this! Sure, I just use a little Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and F*ck Off Oven Mitt!

  • Not sharing the secret to my sauce!

  • I will take it o my grave

Screen-printed in rich colors. Super-insulated. 100% cotton. Mitten measures approximately 12.5 inches long x 7.5 inches wide. Our Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and F*ck Off Oven Mitt is quite spicy!

Item Number:
MITT-3266 
092657032664
Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and F*ck Off Oven Mitt
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