Ringmaster Of The Sh*tshow Pencil Case
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Contiguous US: Free Shipping on orders over $49. $4.99 on orders under $49. Average transit time of 4 business days. Rush shipping options are also available.
Alaska + Hawaii: Flat rate for all you can ship $23.99. Average transit time of 3 business days.
International: We ship to most countries. Shipping fee is based on weight and dimensions of order. Transit times vary based on your country's customs processing times.
Processing time: All orders ship from our warehouse in Virginia within one business day.
We offer free shipping on qualified orders over $49 after any coupons have been applied and shipping within the contiguous United States. Orders under $49 ship to the contiguous United States for $4.99 (more information)
Time To Ship
Orders ship within 1 business day from our warehouse in Virginia. Delivery days are shown during checkout. We offer standard and rush delivery methods.
APO + FPO Addresses
We ship to APO and FPO addresses via the USPS and include the required customs forms. Free shipping is not available.
Alaska + Hawaii
We offer a flat rate of $23.99 for all you can ship to Alaska and Hawaii.
Shipping charges are based on your delivery location and order weight/dimensions. You will be shown the cost and approximate delivery date during checkout.
60 Day Returns
Customer satisfaction is extremely important to us!
If you are not completely satisfied with your order, you may return your purchse with 60 days of receiving your order. (view full return policy)
The show must go on!
With our amazingly accurate Ringmaster of the Shitshow Pencil Case, you can proudly flash your cringe worthy credentials at the drop of an exasperated *sigh*!
You're ringing it, you're slinging it, you're bringing it. And now you've got the bag to match! Whether you're a fire breathing parent, a knife throwing ex, or a flying monkey trainer - those are your monkeys, and this is your circus.
Our Ringmaster of the Shitshow Pencil is of course not limited to just circus-like families! Oh no! We respect your unique situation and applaud you for bestowing this lovely gift upon others as you see fit. Whether it's teachers, parents, you name it - you own that shitshow!
95% post consumer recycled material, woven polypropylene.Measures approximately 4.5 inches tall x 8.5 inches wide. Our Ringmaster of the Shitshow Pencil Case features art by Art by Jon Valk.