Ringmaster Of The Shitshow Socks
Free + Fast Shipping + Transit Times
Contiguous US: Free Shipping on orders over $49. $4.99 on orders under $49. Average transit time of 4 business days. Rush shipping options are also available.
Alaska + Hawaii: Flat rate for all you can ship $23.99. Average transit time of 3 business days.
International: We ship to most countries. Shipping fee is based on weight and dimensions of order. Transit times vary based on your country's customs processing times.
Processing time: All orders ship from our warehouse in Virginia within one business day.
We offer free shipping on qualified orders over $49 after any coupons have been applied and shipping within the contiguous United States. Orders under $49 ship to the contiguous United States for $4.99 (more information)
Time To Ship
Orders ship within 1 business day from our warehouse in Virginia. Delivery days are shown during checkout. We offer standard and rush delivery methods.
APO + FPO Addresses
We ship to APO and FPO addresses via the USPS and include the required customs forms. Free shipping is not available.
Alaska + Hawaii
We offer a flat rate of $23.99 for all you can ship to Alaska and Hawaii.
Shipping charges are based on your delivery location and order weight/dimensions. You will be shown the cost and approximate delivery date during checkout.
60 Day Returns
Customer satisfaction is extremely important to us!
If you are not completely satisfied with your order, you may return your purchse with 60 days of receiving your order. (view full return policy)
Hear ye! Hear ye!
Our Ringmaster Of The Shitshow Socks are an open invite to witness, front row, the fiasco known as the amazing... the incredible... The Most Dysfunctional Family in the World! What's that? You don't want tickets? You wish you were adopted? Well, too bad, so sad! You're going to sit down, eat your dinner and enjoy it. There's no escape.
Sometimes the Ringmaster doesn't get the credit she deserves. Sometimes the attention goes to all the stuff that's going on around her - the leaping, the lying (yes, if you think I'm referring to you... I am!), the twirling, the fire-breathing, that kind of stuff. But not today... not today.
Our Ringmaster of the Shitshow Socks are of course not limited to just circus-like families! Oh no! We respect your unique situation and applaud you for bestowing this lovely gift upon others as you see fit.
Fits women's shoe size 5-10. Made with 63% soft luxurious combed cotton, 33% nylon for strength and 2% spandex for long lasting fun. Our Ringmaster of the Shitshow Socks are just the flash or hilarity you need to accentuate your wardrobe.