A Candle For Grammar Police

Smells annoying.

Ever wondered how the tantalizing scent of satisfaction smells? The kind you feel after you finally master "your" from "you're"? Dive into our Grammar Police Candle, a beacon for linguistic lovers, and the scent of smugness.

Features:

• Signature Scent: Jelly Doughnut (because nothing says "I've got a keen eye for errors" like a doughnut with a surprise center).
• Net Weight: Approximately 10 oz of grammatically accurate delight.
• Burn Time: An impressive 60 hours. That's approximately 3,600 minutes of reminding yourself that you, indeed, are a smarty pants.

Smells like your annoying:

• Top Note: Freshly picked raspberries from the orchard of the overachievers.
• Heart Note: Sugar cookie wafting from the oven of the pedantic.
• Base Note: A slight hint of annoying satisfaction that lingers in the air, just like that time you corrected someone's text.

So light up your Grammar Police Candle, revel in your hard-earned grammar superiority, and let its rich aroma drift through the air. But remember, while your nose may be upturned, it's time to keep those grammar corrections to yourself. 😉 Everyone's on their own journey, and we're just here for the deliciously annoying fragrant fun! 🕯️