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Whiskey River Soap Co.

Whiskey River Soap Co. creates all kinds of amazing handmade candles and soaps in the USA! Always funny, sometimes offensive and never lacking witty sentiment.
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    F*cking Meetings Candle

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    Smells like this could have been an email... Our angst-poured Fucking Meetings Candle is for anyone that has been called to a meeting that was real...

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    Evil Presence Detected Emergency Ambiance Travel Tin Candle

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    Make light of your fear of the dark Our travel-size Evil Presence Detected Emergency Ambiance Candle Tin is a valuable tool in the battle between d...

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    Dog People Candle

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    Smells like unconditional love. Our Dog People Candle is for all you special people that have rescued fur babies. Or did they rescue you? It takes ...

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    What the Heck! Anti Profanity Candle

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    Seriously, what the heck? While it sounds like the beginning of a Seinfeld standup bit, this candle begs the question: What the HECK is the deal wi...

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    Zero Fucks Candle

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    None left to give... hope you enjoyed that last one. Our Zero Fucks Candle is for anyone that is just done with it all. We hear you. You're so over...

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    Instant Cure for Holiday Hangovers Limited Edition Candle

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    A little hair of the dog fur of the reindeer will set you straight. ​Live to sleigh another day with our Instant Cure for Holiday Hangovers Paint C...

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    Let That Shit Go Paint Can Candle

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    Where your attention goes, bullshit flows. Flush out all that crap clogging up your beautiful aura with our Let That Shit Go Vintage Paint Can-dle!...

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    Ho! Ho! Hoe. Christmas Pen Set

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    Perfect for writing out your Christmas Cards You know the best thing about the holidays? All the ho-ho-hoeing going on. It’s why they call it the m...

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    Flying Fuck Paint Can Candle

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    A flying fuck you can give! (as a gift!) Free up your mental space while making your living space smell really fucking nice with our Flying Fuck Pa...

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    Fuck That Candle

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    How about... no. Our charmingly succinct Fuck That Candle smells to our nose a whole lot like "Oh, hells to the noes." It's the candle to grab whe...

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    Okay Moms Candle

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    Pairs well with nap time! Our non-judgmental Okay Moms Candle is for mom in all of us. It smells like truth and wine... probably a lot of wine. So ...

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    Parent Teachers Candle

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    Smells like a second or third or fourth job. Burning the candle at both ends? Dealing with the virtual hell of remote learning? Have your kids fina...

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    Party For One Emergency Ambiance Travel Tin Candle

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    Celebrate your alone time! Kick back and enjoy the unadulterated awesomeness that is you with our Party For One Emergency Ambiance Travel Tin Candl...

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    Oh, For F*ck's Sake Paint Can Candle

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    Smells better than a silent scream Light our Oh, For Fuck's Sake Paint Can Candle when ugh just won't do. Let the tranquil scent of vanilla and tea...

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    Forgot To Pay The Electric Emergency Ambiance Travel Tin Candle

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    Did you forget to pay the electric bill... again? A fun (possibly parting) gift for the forgetful roommate, our Forgot To Pay The Electric Travel...

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    F Bombs Paint Can Candle

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    Can you really trust anyone that can't drop a well placed F-Bomb? We swear your foul-mouth friends with love our F Bombs Paint Can Candle! To hell ...

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    Wishing You A Merry F*cking Whatever Limited Edition Candle

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    We wish you a ​very happy nonspecific celebration and a Happy New Year! Putting the 'f' in fa-la-la-la, our Merry Fucking Whatever Holiday Paint C...

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    Can of Whoop Ass Vintage Paint Can Candle

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    Time to bust open a can of whoop-ass! Follow through on your good-humored threats of physical harm with our cheeky Can of Whoop Ass Vintage Paint C...

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    Social Anxiety Candle

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    The warm glow of self-isolation Embrace the sweet smell of relief, and celebrate your cancelled plans by basking in the warm glow of our Social Anx...

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    Unf*ck Yourself Before You Wreck Yourself Paint Can Candle

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    Time to give it another f*cking go. Present the gift of another chance with our brazenly funny Unfuck Yourself Pain Can Candle! Whatever the occasi...

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    Gosh Darnit! Anti Profanity Candle

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    Doggone it! What the flipping heck! Our Gosh Darnit Anti-Profanity Candle is so frickin' cute that it may make us want to give up cursing for good!...

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    Re-Gifted Limited Edition Christmas Candle

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    Let the smell of Christmas Past get you into the mood for re-gift giving! Perfectly presented for re-gift giving, our vintage-styled (and totally ...

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    Day Drinking Candle

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    It's something o'clock somewhere. Our non-judgmental Day Drinking Candle is the perfect candle for those who like to pour a little bourbon in their...

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    F*ck It, I'm Done Paint Can Candle

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    Smells like Nope Light our Fuck It I'm Done Paint Can Candle when you're just done with it all. Whether it's a work situation, kids are out of cont...

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