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Whiskey River Soap Co.

Whiskey River Soap Co. creates all kinds of amazing handmade candles and soaps in the USA! Always funny, sometimes offensive and never lacking witty sentiment.
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    Stick It! Prank Sticker Pack Set B

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    60 MORE Tricky Stickers! ✨ Enjoy our original Praink Sticker Pack? Now you can continue to Stick It! to your friend and family with our hilarious P...

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    Instant Cure for Holiday Hangovers Limited Edition Candle

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    A little hair of the dog fur of the reindeer will set you straight. ​Live to sleigh another day with our Instant Cure for Holiday Hangovers Paint C...

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    Ho! Ho! Hoe. Christmas Pen Set

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    Perfect for writing out your Christmas Cards You know the best thing about the holidays? All the ho-ho-hoeing going on. It’s why they call it the m...

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    Wishing You A Merry F*cking Whatever Limited Edition Candle

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    We wish you a ​very happy nonspecific celebration and a Happy New Year! Putting the 'f' in fa-la-la-la, our Merry Fucking Whatever Holiday Paint C...

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    F*cking Meetings Candle

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    Smells like this could have been an email... Our angst-poured Fucking Meetings Candle is for anyone that has been called to a meeting that was real...

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    Re-Gifted Limited Edition Christmas Candle

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    Let the smell of Christmas Past get you into the mood for re-gift giving! Perfectly presented for re-gift giving, our vintage-styled (and totally ...

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    Flying Fuck Paint Can Candle

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    A flying fuck you can give! (as a gift!) Free up your mental space while making your living space smell really fucking nice with our Flying Fuck Pa...

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    Mercury In Retrograde Emergency Ambiance Travel Tin Candle

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    There ain't no chaos like Mercury retrograde chaos! Even if you're not into astrology and have no clue what 'mercury in retrograde" means, you can ...

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    Social Anxiety Candle

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    The warm glow of self-isolation Embrace the sweet smell of relief, and celebrate your cancelled plans by basking in the warm glow of our Social Anx...

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    F*ck It, I'm Done Paint Can Candle

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    Smells like Nope Light our Fuck It I'm Done Paint Can Candle when you're just done with it all. Whether it's a work situation, kids are out of cont...

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    Zero Fucks Candle

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    None left to give... hope you enjoyed that last one. Our Zero Fucks Candle is for anyone that is just done with it all. We hear you. You're so over...

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    Pencils for the Office

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    Oh, cool. It's Monday (eyeroll) Get our Pencils For The Office to remind everyone what we're actually thinking. Do you enjoy seeing my resting staf...

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    Soap for Karma

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    Scented with Ha-ha-ha-ha. Sorry not sorry. Our Soap for Karma is a perfect gift for those who Know-What-They-Did. What goes around... comes around,...

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    Let That Shit Go Paint Can Candle

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    Where your attention goes, bullshit flows. Flush out all that crap clogging up your beautiful aura with our Let That Shit Go Vintage Paint Can-dle!...

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    Evil Presence Detected Emergency Ambiance Travel Tin Candle

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    Make light of your fear of the dark Our travel-size Evil Presence Detected Emergency Ambiance Candle Tin is a valuable tool in the battle between d...

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    Can of Whoop Ass Vintage Paint Can Candle

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    Time to bust open a can of whoop-ass! Follow through on your good-humored threats of physical harm with our cheeky Can of Whoop Ass Vintage Paint C...

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    Fuck That Candle

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    How about... no. Our charmingly succinct Fuck That Candle smells to our nose a whole lot like "Oh, hells to the noes." It's the candle to grab whe...

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    F Bombs Paint Can Candle

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    Can you really trust anyone that can't drop a well placed F-Bomb? We swear your foul-mouth friends with love our F Bombs Paint Can Candle! To hell ...

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    Pencils For First World Problems

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    Awwww.... Our hilarious Pencils for First World Problems are for all those Debbie Downers out there. Even though they are given the conveniences of...

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    Dang! Anti-Profanity Candle

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    Curse it all to heck! We try not to swear, but DANG! Our country-fresh Anti-Profanity Candle sure smells good! Sometimes one just needs to let loos...

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