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Whiskey River Soap Co.

Whiskey River Soap Co. creates all kinds of amazing handmade candles and soaps in the USA! Always funny, sometimes offensive and never lacking witty sentiment.
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    F Bombs Paint Can Candle

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    Can you really trust anyone that can't drop a well placed F-Bomb? We swear your foul-mouth friends with love our F Bombs Paint Can Candle! To hell ...

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    Forgot To Pay The Electric Emergency Ambiance Travel Tin Candle

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    Did you forget to pay the electric bill... again? A fun (possibly parting) gift for the forgetful roommate, our Forgot To Pay The Electric Travel...

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    Party For One Emergency Ambiance Travel Tin Candle

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    Celebrate your alone time! Kick back and enjoy the unadulterated awesomeness that is you with our Party For One Emergency Ambiance Travel Tin Candl...

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    Ho! Ho! Hoe. Christmas Pen Set

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    Perfect for writing out your Christmas Cards You know the best thing about the holidays? All the ho-ho-hoeing going on. It’s why they call it the m...

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    Pencils for Dog People

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    I like big mutts Our pawsome Pencils for Dog People are the ultiMutt gift for anyone that ruffs puppies! Trust me, I'm a dog-tor. Your dogs are you...

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    Evil Presence Detected Emergency Ambiance Travel Tin Candle

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    Make light of your fear of the dark Our travel-size Evil Presence Detected Emergency Ambiance Candle Tin is a valuable tool in the battle between d...

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    Re-Gifted Limited Edition Christmas Candle

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    Let the smell of Christmas Past get you into the mood for re-gift giving! Perfectly presented for re-gift giving, our vintage-styled (and totally ...

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    Pencils For Zero F*cks

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    No fucks. Our Pencils For Zero Fucks are perfect for when you just don't have any fucks to give anymore. You're so over it... you can't even. This ...

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    Unf*ck Yourself Before You Wreck Yourself Paint Can Candle

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    Time to give it another f*cking go. Present the gift of another chance with our brazenly funny Unfuck Yourself Pain Can Candle! Whatever the occasi...

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    Parent Teachers Candle

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    Smells like a second or third or fourth job. Burning the candle at both ends? Dealing with the virtual hell of remote learning? Have your kids fina...

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    Pencils for Cat People

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    Feline the Paw-sibilities Our purr-fect Pencils for Cat People are perfect for people that just have a strong affection for kitties. We're not goin...

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    Pencils For First World Problems

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    Awwww.... Our hilarious Pencils for First World Problems are for all those Debbie Downers out there. Even though they are given the conveniences of...

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    Dat Ass Soap

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    Booty lovers, meet your new bath-time bestie! Dat Ass Funny Soap, the soap that's got your back (side) covered. Crafted with cheeky love, our bar ...

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    Dog People Candle

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    Smells like unconditional love. Our Dog People Candle is for all you special people that have rescued fur babies. Or did they rescue you? It takes ...

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    Baths 'R' Gross Soap

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    I won't sit is a gross body soup! Dive into a shower sensation that'll leave baths quaking with envy! Baths 'R' Gross Soap is here to redefine clea...

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    Stoners Candle

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    It's 4:20 somewhere... Lighting up our Stoners Candle makes it 4:20 anytime of the day or night! Of course it’s always 4:20 in Colorado. But for th...

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    Sh*t Show Color Pencil Set

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    Add some color to this dumpster fire Our real-world Shit Show Colored Pencils turn the current grey world into a colorful shit show that makes it a...

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    Pencils for the Office

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    Oh, cool. It's Monday (eyeroll) Get our Pencils For The Office to remind everyone what we're actually thinking. Do you enjoy seeing my resting staf...

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