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F*cking Meetings Candle
In stockSmells like this could have been an email... Our angst-poured Fucking Meetings Candle is for anyone that has been called to a meeting that was real...
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Evil Presence Detected Emergency Ambiance Travel Tin Candle
In stockMake light of your fear of the dark Our travel-size Evil Presence Detected Emergency Ambiance Candle Tin is a valuable tool in the battle between d...
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Dog People Candle
In stockSmells like unconditional love. Our Dog People Candle is for all you special people that have rescued fur babies. Or did they rescue you? It takes ...
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What the Heck! Anti Profanity Candle
In stockSeriously, what the heck? While it sounds like the beginning of a Seinfeld standup bit, this candle begs the question: What the HECK is the deal wi...
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Zero Fucks Candle
In stockNone left to give... hope you enjoyed that last one. Our Zero Fucks Candle is for anyone that is just done with it all. We hear you. You're so over...
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Instant Cure for Holiday Hangovers Limited Edition Candle
In stockA little hair of the dog fur of the reindeer will set you straight. Live to sleigh another day with our Instant Cure for Holiday Hangovers Paint C...
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Let That Shit Go Paint Can Candle
In stockWhere your attention goes, bullshit flows. Flush out all that crap clogging up your beautiful aura with our Let That Shit Go Vintage Paint Can-dle!...
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Ho! Ho! Hoe. Christmas Pen Set
In stockPerfect for writing out your Christmas Cards You know the best thing about the holidays? All the ho-ho-hoeing going on. It’s why they call it the m...
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Flying Fuck Paint Can Candle
In stockA flying fuck you can give! (as a gift!) Free up your mental space while making your living space smell really fucking nice with our Flying Fuck Pa...
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Fuck That Candle
In stockHow about... no. Our charmingly succinct Fuck That Candle smells to our nose a whole lot like "Oh, hells to the noes." It's the candle to grab whe...
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Okay Moms Candle
Hurry! Low StockPairs well with nap time! Our non-judgmental Okay Moms Candle is for mom in all of us. It smells like truth and wine... probably a lot of wine. So ...
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Parent Teachers Candle
In stockSmells like a second or third or fourth job. Burning the candle at both ends? Dealing with the virtual hell of remote learning? Have your kids fina...
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Party For One Emergency Ambiance Travel Tin Candle
In stockCelebrate your alone time! Kick back and enjoy the unadulterated awesomeness that is you with our Party For One Emergency Ambiance Travel Tin Candl...
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Oh, For F*ck's Sake Paint Can Candle
In stockSmells better than a silent scream Light our Oh, For Fuck's Sake Paint Can Candle when ugh just won't do. Let the tranquil scent of vanilla and tea...
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Forgot To Pay The Electric Emergency Ambiance Travel Tin Candle
In stockDid you forget to pay the electric bill... again? A fun (possibly parting) gift for the forgetful roommate, our Forgot To Pay The Electric Travel...
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F Bombs Paint Can Candle
In stockCan you really trust anyone that can't drop a well placed F-Bomb? We swear your foul-mouth friends with love our F Bombs Paint Can Candle! To hell ...
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Wishing You A Merry F*cking Whatever Limited Edition Candle
In stockWe wish you a very happy nonspecific celebration and a Happy New Year! Putting the 'f' in fa-la-la-la, our Merry Fucking Whatever Holiday Paint C...
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Can of Whoop Ass Vintage Paint Can Candle
In stockTime to bust open a can of whoop-ass! Follow through on your good-humored threats of physical harm with our cheeky Can of Whoop Ass Vintage Paint C...
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Social Anxiety Candle
Hurry! Low StockThe warm glow of self-isolation Embrace the sweet smell of relief, and celebrate your cancelled plans by basking in the warm glow of our Social Anx...
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Unf*ck Yourself Before You Wreck Yourself Paint Can Candle
In stockTime to give it another f*cking go. Present the gift of another chance with our brazenly funny Unfuck Yourself Pain Can Candle! Whatever the occasi...
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Gosh Darnit! Anti Profanity Candle
In stockDoggone it! What the flipping heck! Our Gosh Darnit Anti-Profanity Candle is so frickin' cute that it may make us want to give up cursing for good!...
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Re-Gifted Limited Edition Christmas Candle
In stockLet the smell of Christmas Past get you into the mood for re-gift giving! Perfectly presented for re-gift giving, our vintage-styled (and totally ...
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Day Drinking Candle
In stockIt's something o'clock somewhere. Our non-judgmental Day Drinking Candle is the perfect candle for those who like to pour a little bourbon in their...
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F*ck It, I'm Done Paint Can Candle
In stockSmells like Nope Light our Fuck It I'm Done Paint Can Candle when you're just done with it all. Whether it's a work situation, kids are out of cont...
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