A Candle For The Cool Aunt
Dive into a World of Saucy Secrets!
Ah, the Cool Aunt - she’s the embodiment of sass, wine, and all things divine. Remember those tipsy heart-to-hearts at family gatherings, where you’d innocently sit down for a chit-chat and end up learning more than you bargained for? This is THAT in a candle.
Drunk on life specifics:
- Scent: Smells like wine breath and inappropriate conversation. And finding out all of the juicy family secrets.
- Net Weight: Approximately 10 oz.
- Burn Time: Up to 60 hours of scandalous revelations.
- Top Note: Sweet Cantaloupe, hinting at fresh gossip just ripe for the picking.
- Heart Note: Fresh Peach, embodying the lush and vivacious spirit of your cool aunt's anecdotes.
- Base Note: Juicy Fruit, a tantalizing aroma that'll have you leaning in for more of those family tales.
Light up this candle, and you won’t just be filling your room with a delightful fragrance; you'll be immersing yourself in an experience that echoes those absolutely insane, heartwarming, and slightly embarrassing tales from your coolest family member. Enjoy the essence of the Cool Aunt - unfiltered, unapologetic, and absolutely unforgettable.