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Freud's Oral Fixation Lip Balm

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Original price $4.99 - Original price $4.99
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$4.99 - $4.99
Current price $4.99
Free + Fast Shipping + Transit Times

Contiguous US: Free Shipping on orders over $49. $4.99 on orders under $49. Average transit time of 4 business days. Rush shipping options are also available.

Alaska + Hawaii: Flat rate for all you can ship $23.99. Average transit time of 3 business days.

International: We ship to most countries. Shipping fee is based on weight and dimensions of order. Transit times vary based on your country's customs processing times.

Processing time: All orders ship from our warehouse in Virginia within one business day.


Free Shipping

We offer free shipping on qualified orders over $49 after any coupons have been applied and shipping within the contiguous United States. Orders under $49 ship to the contiguous United States for $4.99 (more information)

Time To Ship

Orders ship within 1 business day from our warehouse in Virginia. Delivery days are shown during checkout. We offer standard and rush delivery methods.

APO + FPO Addresses

We ship to APO and FPO addresses via the USPS and include the required customs forms. Free shipping is not available.

Alaska + Hawaii

We offer a flat rate of $23.99 for all you can ship to Alaska and Hawaii.

International Shipping

Shipping charges are based on your delivery location and order weight/dimensions. You will be shown the cost and approximate delivery date during checkout.

60 Day Returns

Customer satisfaction is extremely important to us!

If you are not completely satisfied with your order, you may return your purchse with 60 days of receiving your order. (view full return policy)

Better than all mother brands!

So you have chapped lips. Stop blaming your mother.

Our Freud's Oral Fixation Lip Balm is the lip balm you desire. (That sounded more profound in the original German.) Begins cooling and soothing your lips in the time it takes to say “subliminal.” You’ll feel better after your first session!

  • Your lips deserve treatment
  • You only thinks it's eucalyptus
  • Soft, kissable lips are good for your ego
  • Made with all-natural, environmentally-friendly ingredients.
  • Made in the USA by assertive, well-adjusted people.

Gluten Free, GMO Free, Cruelty Free, 100% Renewable Energy Offset with Sustainable Power. Tubes and caps made with over 40% recycled material.

Made with: Organic Sunflower Oil in denial, Organic Beeswax with long-lost memories, rational Organic Coconut Oil, emotional Organic Essential Oils of Peppermint and Eucalyptus, Vitamin E that might only be compensating, Organic Rosemary Extract (due to rebellious impulses), and Organic Calendula Extract because why defer gratification?

Eucalyptus mint flavor. Net Wt .15 oz (4.25 g) Ingredients: Organic Sunflower Oil, Organic Beeswax, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Essential Oils of Peppermint and Eucalyptus, Vitamin E, Organic Rosemary Extract, Organic Calendula Extract. Twist bottom dispenser tube measures 2.5 inches long. Our Freud's Oral Fixation Lip Balm is the mother of all stocking stuffers.

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