Freud's Oral Fixation Lip Balm

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Better than all mother brands!

So you have chapped lips. Stop blaming your mother.

Our Freud's Oral Fixation Lip Balm is the lip balm you desire. (That sounded more profound in the original German.) Begins cooling and soothing your lips in the time it takes to say “subliminal.” You’ll feel better after your first session!

  • Your lips deserve treatment
  • You only thinks it's eucalyptus
  • Soft, kissable lips are good for your ego
  • Made with all-natural, environmentally-friendly ingredients.
  • Made in the USA by assertive, well-adjusted people.

Gluten Free, GMO Free, Cruelty Free, 100% Renewable Energy Offset with Sustainable Power. Tubes and caps made with over 40% recycled material.

Made with: Organic Sunflower Oil in denial, Organic Beeswax with long-lost memories, rational Organic Coconut Oil, emotional Organic Essential Oils of Peppermint and Eucalyptus, Vitamin E that might only be compensating, Organic Rosemary Extract (due to rebellious impulses), and Organic Calendula Extract because why defer gratification?

Eucalyptus mint flavor. Net Wt .15 oz (4.25 g) Ingredients: Organic Sunflower Oil, Organic Beeswax, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Essential Oils of Peppermint and Eucalyptus, Vitamin E, Organic Rosemary Extract, Organic Calendula Extract. Twist bottom dispenser tube measures 2.5 inches long. Our Freud's Oral Fixation Lip Balm is the mother of all stocking stuffers.

Unemployed Philosophers Guild - Freud's Oral Fixation Lip Balm

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Dave W.
Freud's Oral Fixation Lip Balm

Love it, definitely part of satisfying my "oral fixation" desires (also good for "swapping"), MWAH!

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Cynthia M.
BEST LIP BALM IN THE WORLD!

I love the cleverness of the philosophers. I love the mixture of peppermint and eucalyptus. The beeswax and, other ingredients make it so smooth and it lasts a long time. It is an excellent opportunity to spread the love with a kiss, and then another, and then….

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Kala G.
Awesome!

I’ve always had an interest in psychoanalysis and this product is hysterical. You can tell so much thought was put into it and it’s going to make a great gift for my psychology-loving friends.

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