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    Albert Einstein's Famous Formula Lip Balm

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    Why settle for your old Newtonian lip balm? E=mc^2 might've unraveled the mysteries of the universe, but our Albert Einstein's Famous Formula Lip B...

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    Shakespeare's Midsummer Night's Lip Balm

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    The course of true love never did run smooth as this fragrant balm! Apply our Shakespeare's Midsummer Night's Lip Balm every day and they will vow ...

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    Jane Austen's Finest Balm

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    Have you ceased to rejoice in the dryness of the season? One must try Jane Austen's Finest Balm! For it will apply a whimsical humor to your dry, c...

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    Jabberwocky Read My Lips Lip Balm

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    Delightfully nonsensical Pucker up and step through the looking-glass with our eucalyptus mint flavored voyage into whimsy with a tube of Jabberwoc...

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