I Love My Asshole Kids Socks
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Contiguous US: Free Shipping on orders over $49. $4.99 on orders under $49. Average transit time of 4 business days. Rush shipping options are also available.
Processing time: All orders ship from our warehouse in Virginia within one business day.
Alaska + Hawaii: Flat rate for all you can ship $23.99. Average transit time of 3 business days.
International: We ship to most countries. Shipping fee is based on weight and dimensions of order. Transit times vary based on your country's customs processing times.
60 Day Returns - Love it or return it!
Customer satisfaction is extremely important to us!
If you are not completely satisfied with your order, you may return your purchse with 60 days of receiving your order. (view full return policy)
The first step is admitting there is a problem.
Your mom will embrace our I Love My Asshole Kids Socks with open arms and ice cold toes, as cold as the voice she uses to banish you to your room with no supper.
If you're wondering what's going on behind the June Cleaver smile it's something like - I've always told my kids to accept themselves, no matter who they are. Joke's on me, I guess.
Grey with bright teal heel-to-toe accents with a gorgeous array of flowers and plant life in purple, yellow, and peach swirling around your toes. The message shows on the outside of each ankle.
An awesome gift for Mother's Day or any other occasion!
Women's shoe size 5-10. Made with 55% nylon; 43% soft luxurious combed cotton; 2% spandex. Measures approximately 12.75 inches tall x 3.25 inches wide. If you're marginally happy and you know it wear our I Love My Asshole Kids Socks.
