I Love My Asshole Kids Socks
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Contiguous US: Free Shipping on orders over $49. $4.99 on orders under $49. Average transit time of 4 business days. Rush shipping options are also available.
Alaska + Hawaii: Flat rate for all you can ship $23.99. Average transit time of 3 business days.
International: We ship to most countries. Shipping fee is based on weight and dimensions of order. Transit times vary based on your country's customs processing times.
Processing time: All orders ship from our warehouse in Virginia within one business day.
We offer free shipping on qualified orders over $49 after any coupons have been applied and shipping within the contiguous United States. Orders under $49 ship to the contiguous United States for $4.99 (more information)
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Alaska + Hawaii
We offer a flat rate of $23.99 for all you can ship to Alaska and Hawaii.
Shipping charges are based on your delivery location and order weight/dimensions. You will be shown the cost and approximate delivery date during checkout.
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If you are not completely satisfied with your order, you may return your purchse with 60 days of receiving your order. (view full return policy)
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Your mom will embrace our I Love My Asshole Kids Socks with open arms and ice cold toes, as cold as the voice she uses to banish you to your room with no supper.
If you're wondering what's going on behind the June Cleaver smile it's something like - I've always told my kids to accept themselves, no matter who they are. Joke's on me, I guess.
Grey with bright teal heel-to-toe accents with a gorgeous array of flowers and plant life in purple, yellow, and peach swirling around your toes. The message shows on the outside of each ankle.
An awesome gift for Mother's Day or any other occasion!
Women's shoe size 5-10. Made with 55% nylon; 43% soft luxurious combed cotton; 2% spandex. Measures approximately 12.75 inches tall x 3.25 inches wide. If you're marginally happy and you know it wear our I Love My Asshole Kids Socks.