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I Love My Asshole Kids Socks

by Blue Q
in stock, ready to ship
Original price $13.99 - Original price $13.99
Original price
$13.99 - $13.99
Current price $13.99

Take 10% OFF your order with coupon HAPPY2023

Free Shipping + Transit Times

Contiguous US: Free Shipping on orders over $49. $4.99 on orders under $49. Average transit time of 4 business days. Rush shipping options are also available.

Alaska + Hawaii: Flat rate for all you can ship $23.99. Average transit time of 3 business days.

International: We ship to most countries. Shipping fee is based on weight and dimensions of order. Transit times vary based on your country's customs processing times.

Processing time: All orders ship from our warehouse in Virginia within one business day.


Free Shipping

We offer free shipping on qualified orders over $49 after any coupons have been applied and shipping within the contiguous United States. Orders under $49 ship to the contiguous United States for $4.99 (more information)

Time To Ship

Orders ship within 1 business day from our warehouse in Virginia. Delivery days are shown during checkout. We offer standard and rush delivery methods.

APO + FPO Addresses

We ship to APO and FPO addresses via the USPS and include the required customs forms. Free shipping is not available.

Alaska + Hawaii

We offer a flat rate of $23.99 for all you can ship to Alaska and Hawaii.

International Shipping

Shipping charges are based on your delivery location and order weight/dimensions. You will be shown the cost and approximate delivery date during checkout.

60 Day Returns

Customer satisfaction is extremely important to us!

If you are not completely satisfied with your order, you may return your purchse with 60 days of receiving your order. (view full return policy)

Payment Methods + Secure Checkout

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Your mom will embrace our I Love My Asshole Kids Socks with open arms and ice cold toes, as cold as the voice she uses to banish you to your room with no supper.

If you're wondering what's going on behind the June Cleaver smile it's something like - I've always told my kids to accept themselves, no matter who they are. Joke's on me, I guess.

Grey with bright teal heel-to-toe accents with a gorgeous array of flowers and plant life in purple, yellow, and peach swirling around your toes. The message shows on the outside of each ankle.

An awesome gift for Mother's Day or any other occasion!

Women's shoe size 5-10. Made with 55% nylon; 43% soft luxurious combed cotton; 2% spandex. Measures approximately 12.75 inches tall x 3.25 inches wide. If you're marginally happy and you know it wear our I Love My Asshole Kids Socks.

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