I'm Here Because I Eat Food Shopper Tote
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I'm here for the food... not the conversation
Our cheeky I'm Here Because I Eat Food Shopper will get you noticed, but hopefully people will just turn the other way. After all, you just need to restock on the necesseties. Chocolate, wine, cheese, maybe some avocados and bread for good measure, than you're audi 5000.
- "I'm only here because I eat food and I need more of it."
- Features hand and shoulder straps, and an interior patch pocket for your phone and keys
- Built for heavy rotation with a chunky zipper, and reinforced floor.
- Constructed with 95% recycled material
- Waterproof and easy to clean
A fun gift idea for the not so people'ly type of person. I hate grocery shopping, you hate grocery shopping, ugh, we allllll hatttteeee grocery shoppppinnnnnnggg.
Measures 15 inches x 16 inches x 6 inches. Our I'm Here Because I Eat Shopper is made of 95% post consumer recycled material.
