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I'm Here Because I Eat Food Shopper Tote

by Blue Q
2 reviews
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Original price $12.99 - Original price $12.99
Original price
$12.99
$12.99 - $12.99
Current price $12.99
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Contiguous US: Free Shipping on orders over $49. $5.95 on orders under $49. Average transit time of 4 business days. Rush shipping options are also available.

Alaska + Hawaii: Flat rate for all you can ship $23.99. Average transit time of 3 business days.

International: We ship to most countries. Shipping fee is based on weight and dimensions of order. Transit times vary based on your country's customs processing times.

Processing time: All orders ship from our warehouse in Virginia within one business day.

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Free Shipping

We offer free shipping on qualified orders over $49 after any coupons have been applied and shipping within the contiguous United States. Orders under $49 ship to the contiguous United States for $5.99 (more information)

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Orders ship within 1 business day from our warehouse in Virginia. Delivery days are shown during checkout. We offer standard and rush delivery methods.

APO + FPO Addresses

We ship to APO and FPO addresses via the USPS and include the required customs forms. Free shipping is not available.

Alaska + Hawaii

We offer a flat rate of $23.99 for all you can ship to Alaska and Hawaii.

International Shipping

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I'm here for the food... not the conversation

Our cheeky I'm Here Because I Eat Food Shopper will get you noticed, but hopefully people will just turn the other way. After all, you just need to restock on the necesseties. Chocolate, wine, cheese, maybe some avocados and bread for good measure, than you're audi 5000.

  • "I'm only here because I eat food and I need more of it."
  • Features hand and shoulder straps, and an interior patch pocket for your phone and keys
  • Built for heavy rotation with a chunky zipper, and reinforced floor.
  • Constructed with 95% recycled material
  • Waterproof and easy to clean

A fun gift idea for the not so people'ly type of person. I hate grocery shopping, you hate grocery shopping, ugh, we allllll hatttteeee grocery shoppppinnnnnnggg.

Measures 15 inches x 16 inches x 6 inches. Our I'm Here Because I Eat Shopper is made of 95% post consumer recycled material.

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