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Sarcastic Mascara Injury Birthday Card

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Original price $4.99 - Original price $4.99
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$4.99 - $4.99
Current price $4.99

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Contiguous US: Free Shipping on orders over $49. $4.99 on orders under $49. Average transit time of 4 business days. Rush shipping options are also available.

Alaska + Hawaii: Flat rate for all you can ship $23.99. Average transit time of 3 business days.

International: We ship to most countries. Shipping fee is based on weight and dimensions of order. Transit times vary based on your country's customs processing times.

Processing time: All orders ship from our warehouse in Virginia within one business day.


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We offer free shipping on qualified orders over $49 after any coupons have been applied and shipping within the contiguous United States. Orders under $49 ship to the contiguous United States for $4.99 (more information)

Time To Ship

Orders ship within 1 business day from our warehouse in Virginia. Delivery days are shown during checkout. We offer standard and rush delivery methods.

APO + FPO Addresses

We ship to APO and FPO addresses via the USPS and include the required customs forms. Free shipping is not available.

Alaska + Hawaii

We offer a flat rate of $23.99 for all you can ship to Alaska and Hawaii.

International Shipping

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60 Day Returns

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If you are not completely satisfied with your order, you may return your purchse with 60 days of receiving your order. (view full return policy)

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Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's.. ow that frickin' hurt! 🫣

Ahhh.. the joys of getting older! Our hilarious Mascara Injury Birthday Card is a fabu-lash example of your sense of humor getting better with age, like a fine whine.
  • Sarcastic Mascara Injury Birthday Card
  • Front of Card: You know you're old when you can hurt your neck applying mascara. (happy birthday)
  • Cover illustration features an iconic green and pink tube of Great Lash mascara.
  • Inside of Card: Blank. Be as loquacious as you'd like.
  • Created by a women-owned small business based in Snoqualmie, Washington.
  • Handmade in the USA!
This witty greeting is the perfect card to share with your gal pals.Professionally printed on 130lb high-quality card stock. This A2 folded card measures 4.25 inches wide x 5.5 inches tall. Includes a 100% recycled brown envelope.

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