Merry Christmas Shitter's Full Pencil Set
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Alaska + Hawaii: Flat rate for all you can ship $23.99. Average transit time of 3 business days.
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The hap, hap, happiest Christmas!
Our festive red and green Merry Christmas Pencils are an ode to the Christmas Vacation movie. If you've seen it, you know exactly what the reference is. If you haven't seen it, watch it as soon as possible... it's a holiday classic! These pencils make a great stocking stuffer or white elephant gift!
- Green pencil: Merry Christmas
- Red pencil: Shitter's full
Be the envy of everyone that sees your Christmas Pencils... they'll be laughing so hard. They're #2 pencils so you can draw, write, take notes... but you can also just frame them because they're just too funny!
- Made in the USA!
- Set of two #2 pencils
- Draw, write and erase
- Get creative!
Set of two #2 standard pencils with eraser. Red and green pencils with white imprint. Our Merry Christmas Pencils are made in the USA.