The Middle Child Candle
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Contiguous US: Free Shipping on orders over $49. $4.99 on orders under $49. Average transit time of 4 business days. Rush shipping options are also available.
Alaska + Hawaii: Flat rate for all you can ship $23.99. Average transit time of 3 business days.
International: We ship to most countries. Shipping fee is based on weight and dimensions of order. Transit times vary based on your country's customs processing times.
Processing time: All orders ship from our warehouse in Virginia within one business day.
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Free Shipping
We offer free shipping on qualified orders over $49 after any coupons have been applied and shipping within the contiguous United States. Orders under $49 ship to the contiguous United States for $4.99 (more information)
Time To Ship
Orders ship within 1 business day from our warehouse in Virginia. Delivery days are shown during checkout. We offer standard and rush delivery methods.
APO + FPO Addresses
We ship to APO and FPO addresses via the USPS and include the required customs forms. Free shipping is not available.
Alaska + Hawaii
We offer a flat rate of $23.99 for all you can ship to Alaska and Hawaii.
International Shipping
Shipping charges are based on your delivery location and order weight/dimensions. You will be shown the cost and approximate delivery date during checkout.
60 Day Returns
Customer satisfaction is extremely important to us!
If you are not completely satisfied with your order, you may return your purchse with 60 days of receiving your order. (view full return policy)
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Marsha, Marsha, Marsha!
Demand the attention you so desperately seek (and sometimes deserve) with our impossible-to-be-overlooked The Middle Child Candle.
Feel like the dog gets more attention than you? Ever consider the merits of getting trapped in a well just for the attention? This candle is just what the therapist ordered!
- Largely invisible scent #relatable
- Relieves symptoms of Middle Child Syndrome
- Hilarious gift to let them know they have not been forgotten
- Amazingly funny belated Birthday gift for the middle sibling
Still suffering from middle child syndrome? Who can blame you? The only thing worse than being unnoticed is still being unnoticed when your hair is neon pink and you dress like you're in the Matrix. Um, hello?
Handmade (so no two are identical) Purple Haze (Grape) Scented. (Like it matters, they wouldn't notice anyway!) Burn time is approximately 60 hours. Our The Middle Child Candle is approximately 17 oz.
