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Summary

Lov'rs of shakespeare shall loveth our Shakespearean Insult Bandages! An excellent endeth of the school year gift to kisseth up to thy Literature Teacher!

60 Day Return Policy

100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase.

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* FREE SHIPPING! We cover your shipping on orders of $49+ (Contiguous U.S.) We'll also ship your order that same day it is received if placed by noon EST Monday through Friday!

Add Elizabethan Insult To Injury!

Even though thou art a mangled folly-fallen ratsbane, thou shalt still treat thy wounds with our Shakespearean Insult Bandages!   These plasters (British for bandages) will help heal your boo-boos and ouchies caused by rapiers both sword and wit.   The healing power of William Shakespeare can now be with you!

  • 15 sterile bandages
  • Decorated with Shakespeare & his insults
  • Perfect for curs & wretches
  • Collectible/resuable tin
  • Thy prize awaits inside!

They dole out hilarious, yet dramatic, insults like:

  • "Do thou amend my face, and I'll amend my life."  Henry IV, Part I
  • "Thy wit's as thick as Tewksbury mustard." Henry IV, Part II
  • "Thou art a knave; a rascal; an eater of broken meats" King Lear

You'll feel like you're sitting in the Globe Theater every time you fall down and scrape your knee!   Best of all, a free prize comes in each tin!

Tin contains 15 latex-free bandages.  Large bandages measure 3 inches long x 1 inch wide.   Thy prize awaits inside our Shakespearean Insult Bandages!

Item Number:
BNDG-2389 
7.39048E+11
Shakespeare Quotes
*Free Shipping $49+
A fun gift for under $10!

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