• SHAKESPEAREAN INSULT BANDAGES

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Shakespearean Insult Bandages

$5.75
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BNDG-2389
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Even though thou art a mangled folly-fallen ratsbane, thou shalt still treat thy wounds with our Shakespearean Insult Bandages!   These plasters (British for bandages) will help heal your boo-boos and ouchies caused by rapiers both sword and wit.   The healing power of William Shakespeare can now be with you!

Includes hilarious, yet dramatic, insults like, Do thou amend my face, and I'll amend my life.   You'll feel like you're sitting in the Globe Theater every time you fall down and scrape your knee!   Best of all, a free prize comes in each tin!

Bandages measure 3 inches long x 1 inch wide.   Tin contains 15 latex-free bandages.   FREE PRIZE inside!

 

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