Hatch and Grow Sloth $4.99 Just add water – and hang around! Our Hatch and Grow Sloth doesn't need any food or special care. Just add water and watch him grow and break out of his tree stump. So, how does it work? Sit back, and relax. This little fella...
I'm Offline - Shhh! Earplugs $4.99 What noise does a waterfall make? Shhhhhhhh. Our cheeky I'm Offline - Shhh! Earplugs are the perfect gift for someone who really needs a break form all of the chitter-chatter before they themselves break. A step-up from keeping your earbuds in...
Magic Growing Unicorn $4.99 More exciting than a Hatchimal! Our Magic Growing Unicorn allows you to hatch your very own unicorn and watch it grow! Stumped on what to get your favorite unicorn lover? This legendary gift is where it's at. Simply: Put the tree stump in a...
Official World's Smallest Rubik's Cube $7.99 The Rubik's Cube is baaaaack! The most colorful + puzzling icon of the 80's has returned and is now available in pocket size! It's true... The World's Smallest Rubik's Cube is perfectly sized so you can carry it with you where ever you go! Giving you...
Pencils for the Office $9.99 Oh, cool. It's Monday (eyeroll) Get our Pencils For The Office to remind everyone what we're actually thinking. Do you enjoy seeing my resting staff meeting face? Seriously, why are we all sitting in the same room breathing each others farts and bad...
Worlds Smallest Care Bear $6.99 Classic fun with a retro gift! Our bright Worlds Smallest Care Bears are your favorite group of colorful and caring bears that just got a lot smaller! Spread some love or beat the bluest of blues with Cheer Bear, Funshine Bear, Share Bear and Grumpy...
Bob Ross Happy Little Mints $3.49 With our Bob Ross Happy Little Mints, The Joy of Painting and fresh breath are now within reach! Talk to the tree, make friends with it. People might look at you a bit funny, but it's okay. Artists are allowed to be a bit different. Enjoy the...
Huggy Tiny Tree Frog Ear Cuff $4.99 Your good luck charm! They say that when a lucky frog comes into your life that it's a sign of transformation and it may well spark many wonderful changes! Well that's just a little bit more than a tad exciting! Our single Tiny Hugging Tree Frog...
Quantum Physics for Babies $9.99 Explanations of ideas for your future genius! Written by an expert, our Quantum Physics for Babies is a colorfully simple introduction to the principle that gives quantum physics its name. Babies (and grownups!) will discover that the wild world of...
125 Rainbow Scratch Art Notes $9.99 Create A Masterpiece From Scratch! Make your notes a little more exciting with our 125 Rainbow Scratch Art Notes by Melissa & Doug! If you're writing a note, chances are it's something important, and if it's not important it's probably...
Dancing with Jesus Mini Bobbling Figurine + Book $10.99 Lord Almighty! Jesus sure has some righteous moves! Our Dancing with Jesus: Mini Bobbling Figurine + Book is truly a God send! Are your dance moves unrighteous? Do you refrain from getting down, lest others judge you cruelly? Fear not...
Hot Dog Bandages $5.99 Turn whiners into wieners in no time! We're going to be frank, our Hot Dog Bandages are real wieners! No one likes scrapes, cuts and bruises but everyone relishes at the idea of covering them up with these super cute Hot Dog Bandages. They're definitely...
Hungover Mug $11.99 $10.55 Shhh... my head For every weekend morning, our Hungover Mug will be right there by your side, filling you up with your favorite beverage and hopefully helping with your current mood. Yes, you’ll make arrangements with yourself that you never want...
Lap Cat Napkins $8.99 Lap cats! No fancy feast is complete without our playful paper Lap Cat Napkins! These folded feline fur'ends are the purr'furred way to keep your whiskers clean! We mean, fur real? Mew must be kitten with those a-paw-ling table manners! It's time...
Lil' Lager Baby Bottle $12.99 Do you have a milk chugger? Double-takes are guaranteed when your kid starts knocking back their favorite beverage with our hilarious Chill, Baby Lil' Lager Baby Bottle. No it's not beer, it's just good old smooth and creamy baby formula...
Make Your Co-Workers Hate You Nail Clipper Pen $5.99 Best office gift ever! Our Make Your Co-Workers Hate You Pen is guaranteed to gross out people around you! Not only can you write with the fully functional pen but you can turn it around and clip or file those unsightly finger or toe nails. What...
Mix Stix Drumstick Kitchen Spoons $12.99 Get with the beat! Every kitchen has it's own rhythm and hum, and now you can play along. Mix Stix Drumstick Kitchen Spoons are classic indispensable beechwood spoons, morphed into drumsticks. So now you can rock out when you're not stirring,...
Official World's Smallest Fisher-Price Chatter Phone $7.99 It's your childhood calling! Nostalgia alert! Our World's Smallest Fisher Price Chatter Phone is a pocket-sized version of your favorite childhood toy! It has with the same friendly face as the 1960’s original, and a ringing spin-dial! Your...
Pac-Man Tiny Arcade $22.99 Portable Pac-Man! Gobble pellets with our Pac-Man Tiny Arcade to relive those cherished moments at the arcade or discover a vintage classic that held the whole world by storm. Pac-Man was a game changer when it came to arcades and will always be...
Purrfect Nails Cat Belly Nail File $6.99 Hello purr-fect nails! Give your feline friend a good scratch while taking care of your lady claws with our Purrfect Nails Cat Belly Nail File! In the natural setting of your family room, house panthers are known to trick you into thinking they want a...
Reboot Red Wellies Phone Stand $9.99 Keep your phone out of the muck Keep your phone high & dry with our adorable Reboot Red Wellies Phone Stand! This charming pair of red, rubbery wellies is perfectly designed to cradle your phone and keep it upright for charging or streaming rainy day...
The Daily Mood Flipchart $10.99 Some days the office is like a tea party, other days it's a lion's den. That's why The Daily Mood is a crucial desktop accessory! This fun flip-chart spells out everyone's demeanor in no uncertain terms. There are 47 moods to choose from, each with its...
Deluxe Finger Monster Set $4.99 Boxed Set of Scary Do you know the secret of shopping at Perpetual Kid? One of these super silly sneaky monsters ships out with each order of $10+! That way they can keep an eye (or four) on your goodies during their trip! Don't worry,...
Emergency Chicken Sound Machine $9.99 Every fowl morning is a chicken emergency Our fowl Emergency Chicken Sound Machine fills in when a real (or rubber) chicken would be too much. The sound machine includes four sounds — peep, cluck, morning crow and squawk. Just the other day we...
Holy Toast Bread Stamp $4.99 Holy Mother Of God... what is on my toast! In the beginning...there was bread. Ho hum. Make that boring bread an inspiration by embossing it before you toast! Our easy-to-use HOLY TOAST stamper always makes a good impression. Press the stamper into an...
Howligans Pet Shaming Kit $11.99 Share the love. Share the shame. Our Howligans Pet Shaming Kit came to be, in order to keep the universe in alignment. After all, we love our pets! They’re cute, charismatic, and provide us with unconditional love! But, they also ruin our...
I Almost Died But It Was Just A Cold Men's Socks $12.99 Thank you for your concern! It was touch and go for awhile... I Almost Died But It Was Just A Cold. We're not saying men can't handle being sick... but these socks sure are! Call a waaa-mbulance my honey's nose is running! Is this...
Mini Twister Game with Finger Socks $7.99 Twister -The Game That Ties You Up in Knots! Our officially-licensed Mini Twister Game with Finger Socks gives your hands a well-deserved break and some serious fun! Work, work, work. All day long. Thanklessly typing on keyboards, buttoning shirts,...
Nose Aerobics Basketball $4.99 Anyone up for a game of faceball? The nose is the most neglected muscle in your body. That's why our Nose Aerobics Basketball is the next big thing. It's exercise for your nose! Dramatically increase your sense of smell* while...
Official World's Smallest Rock'em Sock'em Robots $7.99 You knocked my block off! Our World's Smallest Rock'em Sock'em Robots are a chip off the ole block - the Original Rock'em Sock'em Robots of the 1960's that is! It's the fight of the century! You throw a right, the other throws a left, hit the jaw and...
Pop Pop Snappers $1.49 Drop it! Throw it! Step on it! Snap it! The one thing standing between you and having the time of your life is getting our old school Pop Pop Snappers! These classic bang snaps aren't just fun to throw, they're the best...
Potato Clips Bag Clips $8.99 They're all that and a bag of chips!* The ultimate gift for chip-sters, our Potato Clips Bag Clips will keep your snacks fun and fresh with the authentic appearance of an actual potato chip! A visual pun for the humor impaired. We're about to Lays it on...
Sh*tting Rainbows Kind Of Day Socks $10.99 Holy crapola! Today is THE BEST! Our Shitting Rainbows Kind of Day Socks is just the pair to pull out of your sock drawer when you're so freakin happy that you could shit rainbows! Maybe you woke up thinking it was Friday but it's...
The Ridiculously Rude Plants Mug $14.99 Excuse me, have you snipped your Shaggy Soldier? Our Ridiculously Rude Plants Mug features a fun collection of seemingly innocent plants that all have ridiculously rude names. This is the perfect mug for any gardener who would get a chuckle over a...
Tyrannosaurus Rex Lamp $36.99 Goodness Cretaceous, great balls of fire! Our pterobley awesome Tyrannosaurus Rex Table Lamp is just dying to meat you! This ferocious predator of light (aka dinosaur lamp) effortlessly crushes darkness. No longer will you need to sleep with one eye...
100% Legal Pot (Holder) $9.99 Get Baked + Cook At The Same Time! So, what you've got here is a pot holder that LOOKS like a pot leaf! Pot ... pot. Hilarious! Long after the novelty of this aptly-named product wears off, you'll be enjoying its quality construction and...
Bob Ross The Joy of Painting Sticky Notes $7.99 Let's get a little crazy here! Our happy little Bob Ross The Joy of Painting Sticky Notes features images Bob Ross and his unforgettable work. There are hundreds of handy notes and page markers to keep your place, keep your notes, and keep your...
Buff Baby Dumbbell Rattle $11.99 Babies can learn to count while doing reps! Our Buff Baby Dumbbell Rattle turns junior into a bench-pressin' body-builder! Never be embarrassed by "baby fat" again! Seriously folks... don't read into that statement (or send us hate mail) -...
Cat Butt Gum $1.99 Cute As A Butt-on Gum If you've got a lot of attitude to pass around, this gum is just right for you! Includes 8 peppermint pieces of "Kiss My Ass" attitude per box. Get a second box because you've got a lot of attitude to share. Meow! What are you...
CBD Gummy Cherries $24.99 Feel CBD cherrific before you know it! Our CBD Gummy Cherries edibles are the ch-ch-ch-cherry bomb! This is not your mom's high school weed! Feeling a bit stressed or anxious? Pop a couple of these in your mouth and you'll feel your worries...
F*cking Meetings Candle $19.99 Smells like this could have been an email... Our angst-poured Fucking Meetings Candle is for anyone that has been called to a meeting that was really about nothing... or at least should've just been a group email regarding the subject. The candle has a...
Flash + Fly Helicopter $2.99 A great toys for kids and husbands! Because there is nothing more entertaining than shooting flashing things into the air and watching them come back down. Seriously. What could be better? Turn on our Fly and Flash Helicopter and sling shot it into the...
Infinity Mirror Ball Light $17.99 Dancing Queen! Want to have a disco party at home? With a flip of a swith our Infinity Mirror Ball LED Light delivers with a rainbow of pinpoint flashing LED lights! From the top of the flashing ball to the bottom, this mirror ball is made for partying...
Mini Zoltar - He Speaks! $12.99 Zoltar "Make Your Wish" Our Mini Zoltar - He Speaks! is inspired by the all-knowing animatronic fortune teller, who made it to the Big screen with Tom Hanks in the late 80's! Authentic retro-styled Zoltar machine Crystal ball gives off a blue...
Rainbow + Rainy Day Clouds Bookmarks $7.99 $7.03 Our Novel Idea Rainbow + Rainy Day Clouds Bookmarks by Fred are literally, figuratively, and hyperbole too cute for words! These awesomely designed bookmarks will remind you there's always a perfect opportunity to catch up on your...
Roach Clips Bag Clips $8.99 Our Fred Roach Clips Bag Clips are brand shrieking new for Fall 2018! Eerily realistic these all-purpose spring-loaded bag clips are cleverly designed to look like cockroaches, and will make you jump! They're a fun + unique housewarming (or dorm...
What's It Like Being A Butthead, Butthead? Gum $1.99 Share your knowledge! I'm not too proud to admit that it takes one to know one. Have you considered writing a book? Our What's It Like Being A Butthead, Butthead? Gum includes 8 pieces of candy-coated fruit-flavored gum in a dainty box. Measures...
CBD Gummy Ribbons $24.99 Double rainbow edibles!? What does it mean?? Take a trip outside of your typical comfort zone with our yummy CBD Gummy Ribbons! Say what? With the anti-anxiety and stress-reducing effects of CBD oil, you'll quickly be on your way a relaxing and...
Filthy Rich Cocktail Napkins $5.99 You're filthy, wipe your mouth! It's time to put your money where your mouth is with our Filthy Rich Cocktail Napkins! Refine your cocktail party experience with these high-quality, highfalutin napkins will keep you looking like a million bucks, even...
Official World's Smallest Etch-A-Sketch $6.99 The World's Favorite Drawing Toy What do you get the person that has everything? Simple.... The World's Smallest Etch-a-Sketch. This classic toy has been bringing joy and amusement to countless people for as long as 50 years- and now that it's pocket...
Official World's Smallest Lite-Brite $7.99 Honey, I Shrunk the Lite-Brite! Our Hasbro licensed, World's Smallest Lite-Brite is just like the one you had in the 70's and 80's - just a lot smaller! And YES! It actually works! You will love create tiny pictures on the smallest Lite Brite you have...
Taco Truck Taco Holders $13.99 Ice cream truck, shmice cream truck... we'll take a truck filled with delicious crunchy tacos any day! Meals are always more delicious when the come from a trendy food truck! This incredible duo of Taco Truck Taco Holders, perfectly cradle your...
World's Smallest Magic 8 Ball Tie Dye Limited Edition $7.99 Should I wear orange today? Discover your future on the fly with World's Smallest Tie Dye Magic 8 Ball. It fits right in your pocket but works just like the original you know and love with answers that are just a little bit vague, but scaled down to...
Draggin' Ass Pug Mug $11.99 Make your mark in this world! Or is the saying on this carpet? Our Draggin' Ass Pug Mug is right there with you, in more ways than one. Tired of boring mugs? Or just plain tired? Let your inside voice out with cheeky, slightly disgusting, and...
Jesus Bandages $5.49 Jesus Will Heal You and Your Boo Boo! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of Jesus bandages. And if a Jesus bandage isn't enough to dry up your tears, how about a FREE TOY included in the tin! The Jesus...
My Gift To You Cat Butt Mug $11.99 Bottom's up! It's time to get cat-ffeinated with our My Gift To You Cat Butt Mug! It's the purrfect way to serve up a little hair of the cat. You have opinions, but sometimes you can't say them out loud. Butt.. our cheeky little kitty mug will be...
Official World's Coolest Polaroid Camera $7.99 Oh snap! Our World's Coolest Polaroid Camera may not be a working camera - but don't be so negative! It's only an amazingly cool miniature version of the original Polaroid Land Camera, with sound and simulated film! Just press the red button and the...
The Hell You Looking At Cat Mug $11.99 Yep, sounds like a cat to us! Our hilarious The Hell You Looking At Cat Mug proves EVERYTHING is nicer with kittens! The juxtaposition of these sweet little innocent kitties along side this bitter phrase will sneak up on you like a seemingly friendly cat...
LED Light Up Bobo Balloon $5.99 As seen on Rachel Ray with Katie Linendoll! Be the light and the life of the party with Bobo Balloons! The reflection of the lights against the shiny PVC balloon give the illusion of hundreds of lights! Each Balloon can reach 15 inches...
Shine On You Crazy Diamond Shaped LED Earrings $9.99 You're a shining star! When you're rocking our Shine On You Crazy Diamond Shaped LED Earrings, you're guaranteed to steal the show! The spotlight will always be on you(r ears!) While testing these products out we were totally impressed by how...
