Unique Gift Sale

Best Selling

Baseball Bat Corn Holders

$12.99

Hey butter butter, swing butter! Our Baseball Bat Corn Holders are as corny as they get, and that's just the way we like em! Nobody wants to known as a butter fingers in the game of baseball. So why not keep your digits squeeky clean, and in prime ball...

Add to Cart

Blue Q Instant Rhythm Gum

$1.99

Do you know someone that can't dance? Our Instant Rhythm Gum for Awkward dancers works in a snap! Directions for Use: At the first sound of music, discreetly pop two pieces of Groove-Enhancing Gum into your mouth. Now buckle up! Hours of perfect...

Add to Cart

Giant Inflatable Pool + Yard Roller Wheel

$79.99

If you're a child of the 80's our Giant Inflatable Pool + Yard Roller Wheel will bring back a flood of memories! A smaller, and more colorful, distance cousin of the Wonder Wheel Richard Pryer made famous in the movie The Toy, it's about to turn your...

Add to Cart

Purr Tea Kitty Cat Infuser

$9.99

Our Purr Tea Kitty Cat Infuser will help brew the purrrfect cup of tea! Just fill this adorable kitty shaped tea infuser with your favorite loose tea leaves, hang its little paws on the edge of your cup, and you’ll be curling up with the coziest...

Add to Cart

Sunscreen Flask Set

$9.99

Our ahh-mazing Sunscreen Flask Set brings a new meaning to SPF!   Sun Protection Factor? Nahh... try Sneaky Person Flask! Now, don't be mistaken.   We're not dismissing the importance of diligently applying sunscreen!   However,...

Add to Cart

Blue Q I Hate Everyone Too Oven Mitt

$12.99

We think our I Hate Everyone Too Oven Mitt is just about the greatest gift you can give to your best gossip dishing pal!  After all, what seals the deal for a life long friendship more than some key common interests and dislikes? On the outside,...

Add to Cart

Blue Q Talk With Your Cat Breath Spray

$5.99

After years of testing by NASA, the anxiously awaited and groundbreaking Instantly Talk with Your Cat Breath Spray has finally been made available to the public.   Never before has the world seen a more useful product. Never. Just one quick spritz...

Add to Cart

Bobo Light Up LED Balloon Set

$12.99

As seen on Rachel Ray with Katie Linendoll!  Be the light and the life of the party with Bobo Balloons!  The reflection of the lights against the shiny PVC balloon give the illusion of hundreds of lights! Each Balloon can reach 15 inches...

Add to Cart

Buff Baby Dumbbell Rattle

$9.09

Our Buff Baby Dumbbell Rattle turns junior into a bench-pressin' body-builder!  Never be embarrassed by  "baby fat" again!  Seriously folks... don't read into that statement (or send us hate mail) - it was just meant to be funny.  ...

Add to Cart

Hand Cookie Cutter

$7.89

We've really got it hand it to our Hand Cookie Cutter. It's a fun way to give them a peace of your mind! The way to a person's heart is through their stomach, so when words fail to get your point across this cookie will gladly offer an additional...

Add to Cart

Sassy Kitty Matchbook Nail Files

$2.89

You'll be looking good and feline fine with our Sassy Kitty Matchbook Nail Files! Because, sometimes, the claws come out — and when they do, file them until they’re neatly shaped! Sassy Kitty are handy, matchbook-style sets of 8 paw-shaped...

Add to Cart

G-Clamp Bottle Opener

$11.99

A good tool for the right job!   A traditional heavy cast iron G-Clamp with a (you’ll wonder how you ever lived with this feature before) bottle opener! If your latest DIY project is thirsty work, crack open a cold brew after a hard day in...

Add to Cart

Blue Q I'm a Delicate F*cking Flower Socks

$10.99

Gently nestled among a garden of blooms, the well-rooted message of our profanely dainty I'm A Delicate Fucking Flower Women's Crew Socks will allow you to manure through and flourish in any prickly situation. The cool thing about these socks, other...

Add to Cart

Save The Drama For Your Llama Socks

$9.99

Our overly dramatic Save The Drama For Your Llama Socks are happy to point you in the direction of where to go with all of that spectacle producing soap opera type nonsense the drama llama is trying to conjure up. You all have heard about...

Add to Cart

Shade Shack Instant Pop-Up Sun Shelter

$49.99

With our Shade Shack Instant Pop-Up Sun Shelter throwing shade has never been so satisfying! Forget the clumsy beach umbrella! This 3 sided shelter is light-weight, easy to carry, and sets up in a snap! Best of all, it's shady AF and we love it! Your...

Pre-Order Now

Woodland Matchbook Nail Files

$3.99

Is there any doubt that our Woodland Matchbook Nail Files woodland a helping hand in your time of need? Keep your claws trimmed and groomed with this adorable travel-size nail file set ! You can keep the set together, or break them apart and keep one in...

Choose Options

5 Days a Week Paper Mousepad

$9.09

Our infectiously useful 5 Days a Week Paper Mousepad is ready to be put to work and will gladly replace your lazy mousepad, that does nothing by lay around all day! Now you can jot notes and important thoughts in the most convenient spot.....

Add to Cart

Blue Q F*ck It Gum

$1.99

What's my new personal motto you ask? F*CK IT! Pardon my French. With 8 pieces of this delicious fruit flavored gum, you'll get your point across quickly! Pack measures 2.75 inches long x 1.25 inches tall.

Add to Cart

All Out Of... Notepad

$6.29

Have you ever wandered blindly at the grocery store, trying to remember what to buy? The Perpetual Kid sure has! Stick our All Out Of... Notepad on your fridge and check off depleted items as you run out, then replenish with ease and certainty when...

Add to Cart

Blue Q Here's Your Gift Motherf*cker Gum

$1.99

Our Here's Your Gift Motherfucker Gum turns the art of obligatory gift giving into something truly amazing.  A perfect cheap and useful gift for someone you love or love to hate! Delivered with a smile, in a tiny package designed as cheerful as a...

Add to Cart

Blue Q You Are Better Than The Best Gum

$1.99

You're the best around!  Nothing's gonna ever keep you down! No really, you are.  No, YOU are.  Okay, let's just agree to disagree. What we can agree on is our You Are Better Than The Best Gum is better than the rest!  A thoughtful...

Add to Cart

Fire Dragon Party Tube Pool Float

$19.99

Set your summer on fire with our GoFloats Fire Dragon Party Tube Pool Float! Summer is coming... and this mythical beast will not disappoint! Whether you're King or Queen of the Dragons, show off your fierce fire dragon in a fun photo op that lets...

Add to Cart

Magical Color Changing Unicorn Night Light

$13.29

Whoever said you're too old for a nightlight, clearly has not met our Magical Unicorn Night Light, and must enjoy stepping on unsuspecting legos. Imagine how much sweeter your bedtime will be with a dreamy unicorn nightlight featuring a colorful...

Add to Cart

My Awesome Week Pen-To-Paper Mousepad

$10.89

All work and no play makes desktops dull. *Womp Womp* But our bright and outgoing My Awesome Week Pen-to-Paper Mousepad is about to change all of that with a stroke of your favorite pen!  Watch as it magically perks up the workday (or any day) even...

Add to Cart