Best Sellers

Explore the best selling gifts at Perpetual Kid! They are bestsellers for a reason!

Shine On You Crazy Diamond Shaped LED Earrings

$9.99

You're a shining star! When you're rocking our Shine On You Crazy Diamond Shaped LED Earrings, you're guaranteed to steal the show! The spotlight will always be on you(r ears!) While testing these products out we were totally impressed by how...

Ginormous Unicorn Yard Sprinkler

$59.99

  As seen on Rachel Ray with Katie Linendoll! Our delightful and Ginormous Unicorn Yard Sprinkler by Big Mouth Toys will guarantee big time fun all summer long! This dreamy unicorn-shaped sprinkler is quite the tall drink of water at an...

Sharkie Shark Sprinkler

$29.99

Beware! May induce ankle biter giggling frenzy! Water we talking about? Our inflatable Sharkie Shark Sprinkler (not to be confused with Marky Mark - but he's okay with that too) is the some fin that has been missing form your summer fun! You'll be up...

Narwhal Sneeze Lollipop

$4.99

What's blue and green and sparkly all over? Our Narwhal Sneeze Lollipop by Melville Candy! This particular pop was embedded with glittery ocean blue and phlegm green sanding sugar then hand-poured on to a wooden popsicle stick. To add another layer...

I Cerealsly Love You Spoon

$8.99

We eat puns for breakfast We're cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs and our I Cerealsly Love You Spoon! This engraved spoon is the latest addition in our awesome gift giving bag of Trix.  Because nothing says I love you like spooning with your honey! Show them...

Cool Beans Ice Cube Coffee Tray

$9.99

Coffee ice makes a cooler brew! Love the chilly goodness of iced coffee, but not the way melted ice waters down the flavor? Yeah - well we heard ya! Your java jolt will keep stronger longer with a Cool Beans Coffee Ice Cube made from real coffee...

CBD Gummy Ribbons

$24.99

Double rainbow edibles!? What does it mean?? Take a trip outside of your typical comfort zone with our yummy CBD Gummy Ribbons! Say what? With the anti-anxiety and stress-reducing effects of CBD oil, you'll quickly be on your way a relaxing and...

Finger Breakdancing Kit

$9.99

Body rockin'? Try finger poppin' and some knuckle crack-a-lacking! You've gotta hand it to our Finger Breakdancing Kit! It may be the new kid on the block, but it's coming in hitting hard! With it's fresh beats, and new kicks it's about to show your...

The Potty Piano

$19.99

Start your day off on the right note! Add a tinkle of humor to your bathroom decor with our positively pooposterous Potty Piano! That's right, put that phone down! No need to surf the web or text to kill time while you're dropping the kids off at the...

Hot Dog Tea Infuser

$9.99

Hot diggity dog! Our Hot Dog Tea Infuser has turned out to be our mug’s best friend! Simply fill this adorable dachshund-shaped tea infuser with your favorite loose tea, perch him in your cup, then obediently wait for the tea to steep...

Mini Man Cave Desktop Kit

$8.99

Enter the Testoster-Zone! Oh, yeah! Now every guy can have a tiny space to call his own with the Mini Man Cave Desktop Kit! A place were burping, farting, yelling at TV and housing the world's most ugly but comfortable furniture known to mankind. ...

I'm a Girl, What's Your Superpower? Dish Towel

$10.99

Our amazing I'm a Girl, What's Your Superpower? Dish Towel is leaps and bounds above the rest!  You're a force to be reckoned with, so why settle for some basic dish rag? Put your super powers on display for all the world to see, as this awesome...

Space Invaders Tiny Arcade

$19.99

The 80’s are back! Space Invaders are here and they’re smaller than ever! Use the tiny buttons on our Space Invaders Tiny Arcade to fire at swarms of extraterrestrials to prevent the alien invasion and defend the planet! One of the most...

Instantly Control Your Family Breath Spray

$5.99

It's not that you don't love them.  It's just that if they did what you wanted, maybe you'd love them a little bit more.  Our Instantly Control Your Family Breath Spray is so strong it works on extended family!   Instantly control your...

Poocasso Pad Toilet Activity Book

$9.99

Our #2 Best Seller! Our cheeky Poocasso Pad Toilet Activity Book encourages you to get creative while otherwise engaged sitting on the throne. There's no need to force it though, just re-laxative and let your creative juices flow. Designed to keep...

World's Smallest Etch-A-Sketch

$5.99

The World's Favorite Drawing Toy What do you get the person that has everything? Simple.... The World's Smallest Etch-a-Sketch. This classic toy has been bringing joy and amusement to countless people for as long as 50 years- and now that it's pocket...

Unicorn Sparkle Poop Lollipop

$4.99

Unicorns - their poop don't stink Don't go poo poo-ing the idea of our gifting our Unicorn Sparkle Poop Lollipop! Unicorn poop lovers will enjoy eating this poo emoji shaped gourmet candy! Pink & blue swirl Fruit punch flavored hard candy...

Happy Camper Pencil Holder

$9.99

Simply park our retro-styled Happy Camper Pencil Holder on your desk, toss in your pens and pencils, kick back and relax! Then you can start planning your next grand adventure (or great escape!) While you're busy exploring the not-so-great indoors -...

Affirmators! Journal

$14.69

Lucky you! Our magically uplifting Affirmators! Journal has manifested its way into your life! Rainbows, unicorns, and good vibes, oh my! Our customer favorite Affirmators! Affirmation Cards has now transformed itself into a deliciously silly and...

Best Buds Mint Gum

$1.99

Guaranteed Good Shit To Share With A Cannabis Loving Buddy The rumors are true... our gum has gone to pot! Our Best Buds Gum has been made with a very special, mind-altering ingredient. It's called LOVE. Looking for CBD Infused Edibles and...

Floating Glitter Photo Frame

$8.49 $7.99

*Poof* Preserve your favorite magical moments in one of our Floating Glitter Photo Frames! No matter how big or small, they will unleash a flood of memories and glitter, as they wash over your favorite photo, making remembering those happy moments all...

Inflatable Sonny the Rainbow Sprinkler

$29.99

Weather you like it or not... without rain there would be no rainbows! And we just happen to love it! Matter of fact, our Inflatable Sonny the Rainbow Sprinkler just showed up out of the blue and brought his very own rain clouds with him! (he claimed...

Candy Taco

$7.99

Taco bout a clever candy! Our Candy Taco is just the sugary sustenance a taco lover with a sweet tooth needs on the go! Move over Choco-Taco, there's a sweeter less meltier version in town! (but don't go too far, we do love you! we just need a break)...

My Favorite Salad Is Wine Handy Lunch Tote

$9.99

In bright fuchsia our flashy My Favorite Salad Is Wine Handy Tote screams the not so subtle message of this tote.  You just simply can't beet this tote!   Say it while you're at work!  Say it while you're on a picnic!  Say it while...

Rainbow Glitter Scented Sunscreen

$18.99

You glow, girl! You’ll be eco-friendly, gorgeous, well protected and sparkling with our Rainbow Glitter Sunscreen!   This super fun bio-degradable glitter sunscreen is nourishing and loaded with antioxidants, provides broad spectrum...

Unbeerlievable Beer Bottle Opener Ring

$5.99 $2.00

Unbeerlievably Handy! Stop searching through drawers, put down that lighter, and for Pete's sake get that bottle away from your back teeth! Now you'll never be left without the ability to open a tasty micro brew or specialty beer when you have our...

Giant Ice Cream Cone Lollipop

$7.99

Psst... We've got the inside scoop Our Giant Dipped Ice Cream Cone is eye candy that's real candy! These gorgeous and colorful ice cream shaped lollipops that have been handmade and dipped in a flavored hard candy (crafted from a secret 75 year old...

Build Your Own Stonehenge Mega Mini Kit

$8.99

Classic Rock that stood the test of time. Our rockin' Build Your Own Stonehenge Mega Mini Kit is a puzzle and miniature model all in one! Now you can explore and replicate the magic of this extraordinary perplexing prehistoric monument right at your...

CBD Gummy Cherries

$24.99

Feel CBD cherrific before you know it! Our CBD Gummy Cherries edibles are the ch-ch-ch-cherry bomb!  This is not your mom's high school weed! Feeling a bit stressed or anxious? Pop a couple of these in your mouth and you'll feel your worries...

Pusheen Sweets Candy Tin

$3.99

Pop one in after a capusheeno! Nothing is quite as sweet as our Pusheen Sweets Candy Tin! This grey tubby tabby may have started on Facebook, but she wasn't about to let herself be boxed in. (Unless it was a box of her choosing, because really, what cat...

Bitch I Am Secret Ingredient Oven Mitt

$12.99

It sure as hell ain't saffron or paprika, honey. Our Bitch I Am Secret Ingredient Oven Mitt is anything but sugar and spice and everything nice. If you're looking for the secret ingredient to gift giving, it's about having a damn sense of humor,...

CBD Gummy Watermelon Rings

$24.99

Feeling a bit melon-choly? Our CBD infused edibles will save the day! Formulated with cannabidiol our CBD Gummy Watermelon Rings help to promote an awesome sense of calm and overall wellness,  CBD is short for cannabidiol...

I Don't Like Anyone In The Morning Dish Towel

$10.99

Our proud and cocky I Don't Like Anyone In The Morning Dish Towel is totally relatable. Especially if you act like a giant cock in the morning. You're not the only one! Just look at the size of this rooster! This early-to-rise loud mouth is waking the...

CBD Sour Gummy Smiling Emojis

$24.99

CBD edibles have arrived! Good luck trying to wipe that smile off your face! Too peopley outside? No problem! Reach for your jar of CBD Sour Gummy Smiling Emojis and your social anxiety will run for the hills, instead of you! These smiley face...

Hormel Chili Can Safe

$9.99

Beans are good at keeping people away! With our Hormel Chili Can Safe, your secret is safe with us! Most people keep a safe distance from beans, so you might as well take advantage of this fact, and exploit their gastric-intolerance by hiding your...

Mini Himalayan Rock Salt Mood Lamp

$12.99

Rainbows Rock! Our adorably Mini Himalayan Rock Salt Mood Lamp is made from real salt and rotates through a rainbow of colors! While standard Himalayan salt lamps glow orange (or pink), this mini-size mood lamp rotates through a full spectrum of colors,...

Classic Superman Mints

$2.99 $2.00

Faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... our Classic Superman Mints are so strong!  It's like Kryptonite to your ole buddy Hal-itosis. Although the classic image of Superman is...

Ice Cream Cone Phone Stand

$2.99 $2.00

Our Ice Cream Cone Phone Stand is a cone for your phone! Just don't drop it like it's a hot summer day on an undeserving surface! This sweet phone holder is made of ceramic. So this melting, fallen hero of an ice cream cone double scoops as a functional...

Ice Cream Cone Ice Cream Scoop

$10.99 $5.00

Pssst... Here's the scoop.  Our sundae loving SunnyLife Ice Cream Cone Ice Cream Scoop serves up the official food of summer like no other! Whether you're dishing out banana splits, or ice cream floats, our the latest gossip, you'll love getting the...

Petite Sweets Ice Cream Shoppe Scented Erasers

$3.99

Whether it's been a lengthy summer break or a rare 3 day weekend, take the burn off the return with this totally cool back to school gift... our Petite Sweets Ice Cream Shoppe Scented Erasers! The name's quite the mouthful but resist eating them no...

Sh*tting Glitter Magical Unicorn Lavatory Mist

$11.99

You're not seeing things, our Shitting Glitter Magical Unicorn Lavatory Mist actually does exist! And this shit is magic! Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy. But unicorns? They eat glitter. And, we don't think we need to tell you...

Ice Cream Sandwich Pool Float With Shark Bite

$39.99

6 Foot Long Ice Cream Sandwich! Our durable (and apparently delicious) Ice Cream Sandwich Pool Float is perfect for lounging in the pool, river, or ocean!   Now we have to say, that even if you're super tight with Jabberjaw and the gang... if...

Tabletop Air Hockey Game

$12.99

Leave your stack of quarters at home! Our awesome Tabletop Air Hockey Game can transform any table into an arcade!  Created for on-the-move action and ready to play whenever the mood strikes, this great set contains two strikers, goals and an air...

I Need More Money And Power And Less Sh*t From You People Gum

$1.99

Smile and nod.  Smile and nod.  Make sure to wear your mouth guard at night, so you don't grind your teeth down to nubs. You may not be able to lighten the workload at the office, but you sure can lighten the mood with our I Need More Money and...

I Won a Goldfish Carnival Earrings

$5.99

We think it's fair to say that our I Won a Goldfish Earrings will be a playful addition to your wardrobe! As a matter of fact, they really hit the bullseye. (And we have ourselves a winner!) These eye-catching fishies symbolize your hopes and dreams of...

Wally Narwhal Sprinkler

$29.99

Coz they are so awesome Get ready because our Wally Narwhal Sprinkler will soon be causing a commotion! Fresh out of the ocean, goggles and all, this underwater unicorn is ready to get your party started! Inflatable narwhal sprinkler Measures...

World's Smallest Pound Puppies

$7.99

Loveable, huggable puppies that need a good home!? Sign us up! Our adorably nostalgic World's Smallest Pound Puppies are here in miniature so you can take them with you for cuddles and love where ever you go! This super soft stitched plush figure is...

Beauty Clean Diamond Dishwashing Gloves

$11.99

You can only put off housework for so long... but that doesn't mean you have to look like a scrub while you scrub! Stay clean and stay classy with our glamorous Beauty Clean wash gloves!  With a dazzling gem built in, you never have to sacrifice...

Totally 80's Bracelet Pen

$2.99 $2.69

Now you may not have needed it to scribble notes that you discretely passed to your friend in between classes or to write down the name of the song you just heard on the radio... but our Totally 80's Bangle Bracelet is sure to come in handy in this...

CBD Gummy Bears

$24.99

Oh, I'm a CBD Gummy Bear.... a CBD Gummy Bear.  I'm a yummy, edible, social anxiety reducing gummy bear! What a long strange trip it's been getting CBD Gummy Bears to the market, but we're so Grateful they've finally made it! Now that they're...

Kiddo Float Skull and Crossbones

$19.99

It's all about the booty! Our Skull and Crossbones Kiddo Float  guarantees that your motley crew of hooligans won't be bored out of their skulls this summer!  Don't believe us? We're so shore not even going to bother ARRR-guing with you...

Pineapple Brown Sugar Lip Shit

$6.99

Brown Sugar, how come you taste so good? Behold our Blue Q Pineapple Brown Sugar Lip Shit! Have you ever seen a cuter little kitty eating an ice cream cone on the top of a tin of high-quality, super-moisturizing lip balm? Us either!Our yumtastic...

I've Got A Knife Oven Mitt

$12.99

A cautionary kitchen accessory for those moments when there are too many cooks in the kitchen... our dead serious I've Got a Knife Oven Mitt has got your back! On the outside, you'll enjoy a pleasant pink panoramic scene with a vintage-inspired...

Rainbow Puke Lollipop

$4.99

Time to throw on your galoshes! Our Rainbow Puke Lollipop is so fantastic it has the entire Perpetual Kid staff literally puking rainbows! This lovable abomination of nature looks like a rainbow threw up all over our unsuspecting lollipop, and...

The Daily Mood Flipchart

$8.99

Some days the office is like a tea party, other days it's a lion's den. That's why The Daily Mood is a crucial desktop accessory! This fun flip-chart spells out everyone's demeanor in no uncertain terms. There are 47 moods to choose from, each with its...

Inflatable Marina Mermaid Tail Sprinkler

$24.99

Mer-make fin-tastic summer memories! Our flipping awesome Inflatable Marina Mermaid Tail Sprinkler has earned our o-fishal seal of approval! It's guaranteed to make a big splash with the bubbliest of kiddos as they fall in love head over tails with this...

Giant Scarlet Red Butterfly Wings Pool Float

$24.99

Well, we do declare! Our Giant Scarlet Red Butterfly Wings Pool Float is quite the sight to be seen! We love it. We really love it. We do! Whether you're flitting, fluttering, or floating away a lazy day at the pool, or riding the tides at the beach...

Pickle Air Freshener

$3.99

Serious pickle lovers will relish the scent of our Pickle Air Freshener! We've always wanted to have a green car so we could call it Pickle. Obviously, so we could say that we're in a pickle and running late. And, we love pickles. Maybe you simply feel...

Lucha Libre Mexican Thumb Wrestling Set

$12.99

This is nacho Lucha Libre Mexican Thumb Wrestling Set, yet! Thumb wrestling meets lucha libre with our unique Lucha Libre Mexican Thumb Wrestling Set that brings the competitive Mexican sport to enthusiasts all over the world! Known for its bold...

National Embarrassmints

$2.99

Trump your bad breath with a mint! Our Donald Trump National Embarrassmints are pretty darn puny don't ya think?  We hope these mints don't offend you!  We had some Hillary ones too, but they were just picked up by black van full of...