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FREE Gift Certificate with Purchase

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Customer Appreciation Bonus Gift! We're giving you a very special *Thank You* for supporting a small business this holiday season!  As a special bonus, you will receive a free promotional Gift Certificate equal to 10% of your order on your product...

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DELICATE FUCKING FLOWER WOMEN'S CREW SOCK
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I'm a Delicate F*cking Flower Socks

$10.99

Consider This A Warning Socks Gently nestled among a garden of blooms, the well-rooted message of our profanely dainty I'm A Delicate Fucking Flower Women's Crew Socks will allow you to manure through and flourish in any prickly situation. The cool...

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My Job Gives Me Diarrhea Hand Sanitizer
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My Job Gives Me Diarrhea Hand Sanitizer

$5.99

We sh*t you not! Our My Job Gives Me Diarrhea Hand Sanitizer is an actual product. It's a combination of our #1 and #2 top office gifts! The truth is, my job doesn't actually give me diarrhea. But it HAS taught me how to spell diarrhea, which is a...

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Agate Party Plate Set
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Agate Party Porcelain Plate Set

$31.99

You know what totally rocks? Our Agate Party Plate Set!  Crafted of glazed porcelain and designed to resemble slices of gorgeous agate rock. Remember that super loud rock tumbling machine that you kept under your bed waiting for beautiful...

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Bag Of Unicorn Farts
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Bag Of Unicorn Farts

$8.99

Top Unicorn Gift! Ode to Bag of Unicorn Farts  |  Sugar is sweet, lemons are tart.  |  We love you more than a Bag of Unicorn Farts! A perfect gift for the lovers, the dreamers and you!  It's not an illusion... we've...

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DINNER WINNER KIDS PLATE
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Dinner Winner Plate

$19.99

We'll See You At The Finish Line!Our bright and colorful Dinner Winner Kid's Plate makes food fun!  Designed like a board game, kids will race to the dinner table! The goal is to get to the finish line, where a special hidden treat awaits!! ...

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Dream Lights Flickering Lamp
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Dream Lights Flickering Lamp

$24.99

Light up your night with magic!  Our magical Dream Lights Flickering Lamp features dancing lights inside a jar! This adorable nightlight cleverly captures the childhood thrill of catching lightning bugs on a warm summer night and keeping them in a...

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BIG MOUTH GIANT SNOW CONE SNOW TUBE SLED
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Giant Snow Cone Snow Tube Sled

$24.99

Ahhh. There's nothing better than soft, fresh snow! ​​And whether you're looking to Shred the Gnar or Shave Ice you'll have an arctic blast on our Giant Snow Cone Snow Tube! At 4 feet long it's hilariously big! You'll experience a sugar-rush-like thrill...

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I Love My Asshole Kids Oven Mitt
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I Love My Asshole Kids Oven Mitt

$12.99

Our disarming and charming, I Love My Asshole Kids. Oven Mitt will hold a special place in your heart, just like you kiddos do, while allowing you to hold hot items! Neato!  Even the most innocent, put-together, June Cleaver-like, mom types have an...

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THE RAINBOW PARTY CUP
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Steel Rainbow Party Cup

$15.99

It may have taken a few years of partying to realize this, but your spirit animal is a unicorn... and it's time to start drinking like one! Our fancy pants Rainbow Party Cup is an oh-so-magical twist on the classic red party cup!  Whether you're...

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Teeny-Tiny Retro Tinsel Tree
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Teeny-Tiny Retro Tinsel Tree

$12.99

Rockin' Around the Retro Tinsel Tree Our Teeny-Tiny Retro Tinsel Tree is a mod lover's Christmas wish come true! Popular in the 1960s, aluminum Christmas trees were the epitome of Christmas festivity and Mid-Century Modern style. The shiny, festive...

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The Original Squirmles
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The Original Squirmles

$3.99

Squirmles - It's a Magical Pet! Straight outta 1974...  re-introducing The Original Squirmles! These soft + slinky fellas are magical pets that wiggle, jump, and do tricks over your hands and in and out of cups. Spoiler Alert: The secret is...

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TOTALLY FETCHING COLLIE DOG WINTER SNOW MASK
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Totally Fetching Collie Dog Snow Mask

$29.99

Attention all dog lovers! Our totally fetching Collie Ski Mask with Ears is just the winter accessory you need! You can hit the trail in quirky style with this adorable balaclava, while you enthusiastically run laps around the competition! Now we don't...

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Unicorn Fart Lollipop
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Unicorn Fart Lollipop

$4.99

We're ecstatic about our prismatic Unicorn Fart Lollipop by Melville Candy! It is a real gas! A real mythical rainbow-colored fruit-punch-tasting gas-sy fart that is! How did this product get pulled from our imaginations and brought to you on a stick,...

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HumTacks Hummingbird Pushpins

$7.99

Pretty pushpins are all the buzz due to our HumTacks Hummingbird Pushpins! There's little more hypnotizing in nature than watching tiny hummingbirds buzzing around flowers and drinking nectar. Now you can bring that magic to your pinboard with this...

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Healing Power of Jesus
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Jesus Bandages

$5.99

Jesus Will Heal You and Your Boo Boo! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of Jesus bandages. And if a Jesus bandage isn't enough to dry up your tears, how about a FREE TOY included in the tin! The Jesus...

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Fortune Telling
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Mini Zoltar - He Speaks!

$12.99

Zoltar "Make Your Wish" Our Mini Zoltar - He Speaks! is inspired by the all-knowing animatronic fortune teller, who made it to the Big screen with Tom Hanks in the late 80's! Authentic retro-styled Zoltar machine Crystal ball gives off a blue...

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BlueQ Swamp Ass Hand Sanitizer
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Swamp Ass Hand Sanitizer

$5.99

Our Swamp Ass Hand Sanitizer will crack you up! Get it? Crack! Butt crack! We're hilarious. Swamp ass attacks when you least expect it. And also, when you most expect it. Basically, it can happen at anytime. Wipe away worries and your sweaty,...

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Office Toy
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Desktop Skee-Ball Game

$9.99

Let the good times roll! Our officially-licensed Desktop Skee-Ball Game kit includes everything you need to play your own version of desktop Skee-Ball! A beacon of childhood memories and general nostalgia Skee-Ball is one of the most recognized and...

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Finger Hockey Goalie and Shooter Game
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Finger Hockey Game Kit

$9.99

Our Finger Hockey Game Kit is cool as H-E-double-hockey-sticks! Looking for the breakaway gift of the season? We cherry picked our Finger Hockey Game Kit for you, and it's coming in for the assist! Ice Hockey - the more violent cousin of golf...

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Secret Santa Poo-Pourri
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Secret Santa Poo-Pourri

$9.99

Keep the shhh in sh*t with our Secret Santa Poo-Pourri Toilet Spray! Family gatherings are great! Until, well.. the after dessert coffee starts working. Don't stress! We'll help you keep the shhh in sh*t with our Secret Santa Poo-Pourri Toilet Spray!...

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Tabletop Air Hockey Game
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Tabletop Air Hockey Game

$12.99

Leave your stack of quarters at home! Our awesome Tabletop Air Hockey Game can transform any table into an arcade!  Created for on-the-move action and ready to play whenever the mood strikes, this great set contains two strikers, goals and an air...

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The Screaming Goat Mini Book + Figure
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The Screaming Goat Mini Book + Figure

$9.99

Office mascot and spirit animal. For when there are no words, The Screaming Goat Mini Book + Figure speaks your language. The ultimate stress reliever, you can no become the owner of your very own screaming goat! Sh*t just goat serious. Let it goat...

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VLADIMIR POOTIN LAVATORY MIST
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Vladimir Pootin Lavatory Mist

$11.99

Russion Collusion To Cover Up For Your Poop No matter how strenuous the investigation is against you taking a poop in public, with our Vladimir Pootin Lavatory Mist your sh*t will come out smelling like flowers - jasmine to be exact! Why? Because a...

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CAT LADY CAR STICKERS
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Cat Lady Car Stickers

$8.99

How many cats is too many?    One, two, three, four, sixteen  we havent quite figured that one out yet.  The more the merrier, we say!    Express your love for all of your furr-avorite feline friends with our van-tastic...

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FIERCE B*TCH IS NOT FOR THE FEEBLE
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Fierce B*tch Snarky Tea

$14.99

Stay bold, stay snarky...  Yaaaaaaaas. The heavens have shined upon you with a celestial light of fiery fierceness and you’re absolutely killing it. When you walk by, flowers perk up and haters bow down. Two snaps and a clap – the queen...

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Frosted Donut with SPRINKLES Lunch Tote
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Frosted Donut Lunch Tote

$14.99

There's no need to sugar coat it, our Frosted Donut Lunch Tote is as sweet as it gets! The "holey" grail of lunch pails, this pink glazed beauty with colorful sprinkles will leave the cool kids begging for you to sit at their table. They'll be so jelly,...

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Rock + Crystal Excavation Dig Kit
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Rock + Crystal Excavation Dig Kit

$8.99

Don't be the last to discover our Rock and Crystal Excavation Dig Kit! It's a gift so rockin' we guarantee your kids will totally dig it! Feeling a little ancient and not so in touch with kids are into these days? Brush it off and connect with your...

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Sauced Measuring Wine Glass
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Sauced Measuring Wine Glass

$15.99

No more shame, no more guilt... no more judging! Whenever we cook with wine, we always take a few sips just a few, right?   With our Sauced Measuring Wine Glass you can see the measuring marks on both sides of the glass.   One side is for the...

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SALT AND PEPPER HERE
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Air Hockey S+P Shakers

$14.99

It's time to step up your game with our air hockey salt and pepper set!   You've gotta have goals in life!  That includes keeping meals fun and your food seasoned to perfection.  Our Game On! Salt and Pepper Shakers bring the excitement...

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DINNER WINNER PLATE DINO TIME EDITION
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Dinner Winner Plate Dino Time Edition

$19.99

Are you dealing with a  Carnivore, Herbivore, or the dreaded Neverfinishedadinnerbefore?  Fear not. With our pre-hysterical Dinner Winner Dino Time Plate you'll enjoy watching kids tear into their meal, while they chomp their way through...

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KITTEA KITTEN TEA INFUSER
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Kittea Kitten Tea Infuser

$9.99

Time For A Kit-Tea Purr-ty! Our Kittea Kitten Tea Infuser looks just like the poster hanging on the wall of your elementary school said... Hang in there, baby!  .   Fight the urge to take a cat nap in a sunlit corner of the room and...

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2 Carat Cup Mug
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2 Carat Cup

$17.99

Put A Ring On It! Here's a great way to start the day - a graceful porcelain mug that adorns you with a sparkling "diamond" ring when you pick it up. Resistance is futile! But wait, here's the BEST part - we've packed the 2 Carat Cup in an elegant...

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HEALING STONES
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Healing Stones

$9.99

Benefit from Healing Stones? Of Quartz! Nommmmmmm Ommmmmmmm... Sometimes chocolate is not the answer. (Relax, don't get all charged up, we said sometimes!)   At other times you may need a little homeopathic remedy to get you back on the...

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BOX OF BREAK YOUR OWN GEODES
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Box Of Break Your Own Geodes

$12.99

Find The Hidden Crystals! Looking for a rockin' good time?  Don't take a moment for granite, our Break Your Own Geodes is sure to liven up the rainiest of days and the most humdrum of afternoons. A gem of a gift or a cool as schist party...

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Crystal + Mineral Gemstone Collection Box

$7.99

Totally Rocks! Equally compact as it is impressive our Crystal + Mineral Gemstone Collection Box totally rocks!  A fun starter set for kids or adults that are interested in discovering and identifying all kinds of rocks and minerals. This...

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CRYSTAL GROWING
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Crystal Growing Kit

$4.99

Breaking bad on the DIY scene is our new Amazing Crystal Garden!   A great project for the budding chemist or to spark an interest in crystals in anyone!   This kit contains special rocks and instructions for you to create your very own...

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FAUX-REAL FAST FOOD SANDWICH BOX
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Faux-Real Fast Food Sandwich Boxes

$14.99

A throwback to the carefree days when fast food restaurants were all the rage and you shamelessly begged your parents to let you have your birthday party at the one with the best outdoor playground... Our Fast-Food Style Sandwich Box adds a taste of...

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DINNER WINNER PLATE SUPER HERO EDITION
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Dinner Winner Plate Supper Hero Edition

$19.99

Look down at the floor!  It's a roll!  It's a blob of mashed potatoes!  It's your kid's dinner anywhere but in their belly! Your lil super hero will soon be fighting at the chance to eat everything on his or her plate!  Sounds...

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OWL BANDAGES
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Owl Bandages

$5.99

Owl-ch, that hurts!!!   Who, Who, Whoooos got an ouchie?   Take a word from a sage little bird and cover up those boo boos with Owl Bandages.  These adhesive bandages shaped like darling little owls are the wise way to cover up...

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Poocasso Pad Toilet Activity Book
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Poocasso Pad Toilet Activity Book

$9.99

Our #2 Best Seller! Our cheeky Poocasso Pad Toilet Activity Book encourages you to get creative while otherwise engaged sitting on the throne. There's no need to force it though, just re-laxative and let your creative juices flow. Designed to keep...

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Resting Beach Face Vintage Motel Key Ring
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Resting Beach Face Vintage Motel Key Ring

$4.49

Our ultra cheeky Resting Beach Face Vintage Motel Key Ring is just the smattering of escapism you need in your day. You're allowed to have a B-side, so treat yourself and take it seaside.  At Resting Beach Face Resort and Spa, you can disconnect...

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Rubber Chicken Bandages
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Rubber Chicken Bandages

$5.99

From tears of pain to tears of laughter. If laughter is the best medicine, then our Rubber Chicken Bandages are a cure for what ails you!* Next time you impale yourself with an unwieldy object, don't run around like a chicken with your head cut off!...

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Jumbo Flashing Christmas Lights Necklace
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Jumbo Flashing Christmas Lights Necklace

$6.99

Put your holiday spirit on full display with our Jumbo Flashing Christmas Lights Necklace! We're bringing Christmas back in an awesomely nostalgic way! You'll be lit up like a Christmas, and spreading holiday cheer for all to wear while donning this...

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Poppin' Hot Oven Mitt
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Poppin' Hot Oven Mitt

$17.99

Pop Something Into The Oven! Our Poppin' Hot Oven Mitt brings new meaning to popping something into the oven for dinner! This outstanding piece of artistry is an homage to one of mankind's greatest achievements - no, not electricity or sliced bread.....

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Cat Butt Gum

$1.99

Cute As A Butt-on GumIf you've got a lot of attitude to pass around, this gum is just right for you! Includes 8 peppermint pieces of "Kiss My Ass" attitude per box. Get a second box because you've got a lot of attitude to share. Meow! What are you...

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Glow Sticks
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Glow Stick Fun Pack

$3.99

Let it glow... Let it Glow! Our Glow Sticks By The Dozen Plus set is packed with a multi-colored variety of glow sticks and more, all in one box! Comes with over a dozen glow sticks of various sizes, along with several connectors, and jewelry...

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Handipanda
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Handipanda

$6.99

Tired of your mediocre-looking hand? Why not make it a cute handa bear! Bamboo'zle your friends as our Handi Panda transforms even the roughest, most calloused hand into something that looks adorable sneezing. Shute... Even a world class hand model...

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BEER MONEY COIN PURSE
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Beer Money Coin Purse

$3.99

Wait a minute!  Those three mice aren't blind!  They were just cold chilling wearing their RayBans while plotting to scamper off with your brewski! Whether you prefer dark beers, light beers, craft beers, your very own home brew or the...

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Twist My Nuts Bottle Opener
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Twist My Nuts Corkscrew Bottle Opener

$5.99

A'corny addition to your barware, our Twist My Nuts Corkscrew Bottle Opener is sure to be an attention grabber at the next get together! If you like your wines dry and nutty, this is the corkscrew for you! And boy is it screwy. It's time to rummage...

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DELUXE FINGER MONSTERS BOXED SET OF 4
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Deluxe Finger Monster Set

$4.99

Boxed Set of ScaryDo you know the secret of shopping at Perpetual Kid?  One of these super silly sneaky monsters ships out with each order of $10+!  That way they can keep an eye (or four) on your goodies during their trip!  Don't worry,...

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Retro Great Games Notebook
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Great Games Notebook

$4.99

Wanna play? Our bright and cheerful Great Games Notebook is a handy passport-sized activity book stuffed with lots of fun retro 2 player games! All you need is a pen or pencil! (Our #1 vote is for a #2 pencil with a good eraser so you can reuse the...

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Cotton Candy Snow Balls
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Cotton Candy Snow Balls

$3.49

Edible snowballs, y'all! Our freshly packed Fluffy Stuff Cotton Candy Snow Balls are the perfect cold weather, lip smackin' snack!       Ever snow often, you come across the perfect stocking stuffer, and let's just say, these cotton...

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Purrtea Tea Kitty Cat Infuser
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Purr Tea Kitty Cat Infuser

$9.99

Our Purr Tea Kitty Cat Infuser will help brew the purrrfect cup of tea! Just fill this adorable kitty shaped tea infuser with your favorite loose tea leaves, hang its little paws on the edge of your cup, and you’ll be curling up with the coziest...

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HEAT SENSITIVE THERMOCHROMIC GLUX PUTTY
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Heat Sensitive Thermochromic Glux Putty

$6.99

You'll enjoy watching our temperamental Thermochromic Glux Putty morph between a spectrum of warm orange to bright yellow depending on it's fluctuating temperature! That's right! This moody putty deceptively appears to consist entirely of a solid orange...

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Hey Bitches Gum
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Hey Bitches Gum

$1.99

Bitches + Kittens When you whip out your pack of Hey Bitches Gum, you'd better be ready to toss back a box of Pino Grigio! You are calling the pack - your gang of girls together. Will it be a tears and ice cream night or a go out and (no survivors)...

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