Affirmators! Journal $14.69 Lucky you! Our magically uplifting Affirmators! Journal has manifested its way into your life! Rainbows, unicorns, and good vibes, oh my! Our customer favorite Affirmators! Affirmation Cards has now transformed itself into a deliciously silly and...
Beauty Clean Diamond Dishwashing Gloves $11.99 You can only put off housework for so long... but that doesn't mean you have to look like a scrub while you scrub! Stay clean and stay classy with our glamorous Beauty Clean wash gloves! With a dazzling gem built in, you never have to sacrifice...
Believe in Unicorns Bracelet + Raw Amethyst Cluster $11.99 $10.05 A unique bracelet fit for a unicorn Our charming Believe in Unicorns Bracelet + Raw Amethyst Cluster is a bright and colorful way to add some magic to your day! Believe In Unicorns Bracelet Features 3 charms - The words Believe, and Unicorn, and a...
Bitch I Am Secret Ingredient Oven Mitt $12.99 It sure as hell ain't saffron or paprika, honey. Our Bitch I Am Secret Ingredient Oven Mitt is anything but sugar and spice and everything nice. If you're looking for the secret ingredient to gift giving, it's about having a damn sense of humor,...
CBD Gummy Apple Rings $24.99 An apple a day keeps the stress away! *If that apple is a CBD edible that is!* Don’t be fooled by their innocent appearance! Our potent CBD Gummy Apple Rings may ring of nostalgia, but these candies contain approximately 25mg of CBD per...
CBD Gummy Bears $24.99 Oh, I'm a CBD Gummy Bear.... a CBD Gummy Bear. I'm a yummy, edible, social anxiety reducing gummy bear! What a long strange trip it's been getting CBD Gummy Bears to the market, but we're so Grateful they've finally made it! Now that they're...
CBD Gummy Cherries $24.99 Feel CBD cherrific before you know it! Our CBD Gummy Cherries edibles are the ch-ch-ch-cherry bomb! This is not your mom's high school weed! Feeling a bit stressed or anxious? Pop a couple of these in your mouth and you'll feel your worries...
CBD Gummy Ribbons $24.99 Double rainbow edibles!? What does it mean?? Take a trip outside of your typical comfort zone with our yummy CBD Gummy Ribbons! Say what? With the anti-anxiety and stress-reducing effects of CBD oil, you'll quickly be on your way a relaxing and...
CBD Gummy Watermelon Rings $24.99 Feeling a bit melon-choly? Our CBD infused edibles will save the day! Formulated with cannabidiol our CBD Gummy Watermelon Rings help to promote an awesome sense of calm and overall wellness, CBD is short for cannabidiol...
CBD Sour Gummy Smiling Emojis $24.99 CBD edibles have arrived! Good luck trying to wipe that smile off your face! Too peopley outside? No problem! Reach for your jar of CBD Sour Gummy Smiling Emojis and your social anxiety will run for the hills, instead of you! These smiley face...
Finger Breakdancing Kit $9.99 Body rockin'? Try finger poppin' and some knuckle crack-a-lacking! You've gotta hand it to our Finger Breakdancing Kit! It may be the new kid on the block, but it's coming in hitting hard! With it's fresh beats, and new kicks it's about to show your...
Floating Glitter Photo Frame $8.49 $7.99 *Poof* Preserve your favorite magical moments in one of our Floating Glitter Photo Frames! No matter how big or small, they will unleash a flood of memories and glitter, as they wash over your favorite photo, making remembering those happy moments all...
Get Along With Your Co-Workers Gum $1.99 Your Job Doesn't Suck, Just Your Co-WorkersThe reality in the majority of people's lives is that they have to get a job to survive. Unfortunately you get stuck working alongside people you might not otherwise frequent in the free world! To make your...
Giant Ice Cream Cone Lamp $79.99 Just 150,000 Calories! There are just few things in life that are as enjoyable as an ice cream cone! What better way can you think of to brighten up the mood in your home or office than with a Giant Ice Cream Cone lamp! Marvel your guests as...
Giant Ice Cream Cone Lollipop $7.99 Psst... We've got the inside scoop Our Giant Dipped Ice Cream Cone is eye candy that's real candy! These gorgeous and colorful ice cream shaped lollipops that have been handmade and dipped in a flavored hard candy (crafted from a secret 75 year old...
Giant Scarlet Red Butterfly Wings Pool Float $24.99 Well, we do declare! Our Giant Scarlet Red Butterfly Wings Pool Float is quite the sight to be seen! We love it. We really love it. We do! Whether you're flitting, fluttering, or floating away a lazy day at the pool, or riding the tides at the beach...
Ginormous Unicorn Yard Sprinkler $59.99 As seen on Rachel Ray with Katie Linendoll! Our delightful and Ginormous Unicorn Yard Sprinkler by Big Mouth Toys will guarantee big time fun all summer long! This dreamy unicorn-shaped sprinkler is quite the tall drink of water at an...
Happy Camper Pencil Holder $9.99 Simply assemble and you're ready to park our retro-styled Happy Camper Pencil Holder on your desk. Toss in your pens and pencils, kick back and relax! Then you can start planning your next grand adventure (or great escape!) While you're busy...
Hot Dog Tea Infuser $9.99 Hot diggity dog! Our Hot Dog Tea Infuser has turned out to be our mug’s best friend! Simply fill this adorable dachshund-shaped tea infuser with your favorite loose tea, perch him in your cup, then obediently wait for the tea to steep...
Huggy Tiny Tree Frog Ear Cuff $4.99 They say that when a lucky frog comes into your life that it's a sign of transformation and it may well spark many wonderful changes! Well that's just a little bit more than a tad exciting! Our single Tiny Hugging Tree Frog Ear Cuff is just the...
I Cerealsly Love You Spoon $8.99 We eat puns for breakfast We're cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs and our I Cerealsly Love You Spoon! This engraved spoon is the latest addition in our awesome gift giving bag of Trix. Because nothing says I love you like spooning with your honey! Show them...
I Don't Like Anyone In The Morning Dish Towel $10.99 Our proud and cocky I Don't Like Anyone In The Morning Dish Towel is totally relatable. Especially if you act like a giant cock in the morning. You're not the only one! Just look at the size of this rooster! This early-to-rise loud mouth is waking the...
I Need More Money And Power And Less Sh*t From You People Gum $1.99 Smile and nod. Smile and nod. Make sure to wear your mouth guard at night, so you don't grind your teeth down to nubs. You may not be able to lighten the workload at the office, but you sure can lighten the mood with our I Need More Money and...
I Won a Goldfish Carnival Earrings $5.99 We think it's fair to say that our I Won a Goldfish Earrings will be a playful addition to your wardrobe! As a matter of fact, they really hit the bullseye. (And we have ourselves a winner!) These eye-catching fishies symbolize your hopes and dreams of...
I'm a Girl, What's Your Superpower? Dish Towel $10.99 Our amazing I'm a Girl, What's Your Superpower? Dish Towel is leaps and bounds above the rest! You're a force to be reckoned with, so why settle for some basic dish rag? Put your super powers on display for all the world to see, as this awesome...
Ice Cream Cone Ice Cream Scoop $10.99 $9.25 Pssst... Here's the scoop. Our sundae loving SunnyLife Ice Cream Cone Ice Cream Scoop serves up the official food of summer like no other! Whether you're dishing out banana splits, or ice cream floats, our the latest gossip, you'll love getting the...
Ice Cream Sandwich Pool Float With Shark Bite $39.99 $33.85 6 Foot Long Ice Cream Sandwich! Our durable (and apparently delicious) Ice Cream Sandwich Pool Float is perfect for lounging in the pool, river, or ocean! Now we have to say, that even if you're super tight with Jabberjaw and the gang... if...
Inflatable Marina Mermaid Tail Sprinkler $24.99 $21.15 Mer-make fin-tastic summer memories! Our flipping awesome Inflatable Marina Mermaid Tail Sprinkler has earned our o-fishal seal of approval! It's guaranteed to make a big splash with the bubbliest of kiddos as they fall in love head over tails with this...
Inflatable Sonny the Rainbow Sprinkler $29.99 Weather you like it or not... without rain there would be no rainbows! And we just happen to love it! Matter of fact, our Inflatable Sonny the Rainbow Sprinkler just showed up out of the blue and brought his very own rain clouds with him! (he claimed...
Inflatable T-Rex Dinosaur Sprinkler $24.99 He came, he saur, he conquered the heat. Our enthusiastic and ambitious Inflatable Mini T-Rex Dinosaur Sprinkler is ready to show that giant ball of gas in the sky who's boss! 15 inch tall inflatable sprinkler Hooks up to standard garden...
Inflatable Teddy Bear Sprinkler $24.99 Time to run bearfoot through the sprinkler! Our Inflatable Teddy Bear Sprinkler is so excited to be here, he's literally blushing and gushing rainbows! He's so fun we can bearly stand it! But, thankfully he helps us tolerate the grizzly...
Kiddo Float Skull and Crossbones $19.99 It's all about the booty! Our Skull and Crossbones Kiddo Float guarantees that your motley crew of hooligans won't be bored out of their skulls this summer! Don't believe us? We're so shore not even going to bother ARRR-guing with you...
LED Light Up Bobo Balloons $4.99 As seen on Rachel Ray with Katie Linendoll! Be the light and the life of the party with Bobo Balloons! The reflection of the lights against the shiny PVC balloon give the illusion of hundreds of lights! Each Balloon can reach 15 inches...
Let Us Glitter Bomb Your Friends $7.99 Surprise! Your're Covered In Glitter Yep! Perpetual Kid will Glitter Bomb your friends for you! Okay... with all the bad press glitter has been getting lately, we had to step in and defend, hands down, the best craft supply ever known...
Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer $5.99 Attention all Congressmen, Senators, heads of production companies... Where you put your hands is none of our business, unless it is on someone else! We've become quite concerned when you involve other people, though. Handshakes,...
Mermaid Glitter Coco Lime Scented Sunscreen $18.99 The tides have changed! Ditch your boring suntan lotion and grab a hold of our Mermaid Glitter Coco Lime Scented Sunblock! You'll be able to the seas the day, and look absolutely mermazing while keeping your skin well protected and sparkling! Whether...
Mini Man Cave Desktop Kit $8.99 Enter the Testoster-Zone! Oh, yeah! Now every guy can have a tiny space to call his own with the Mini Man Cave Desktop Kit! A place were burping, farting, yelling at TV and housing the world's most ugly but comfortable furniture known to mankind. ...
My Tai Tropical Drink Markers $10.99 Add a tropical touch to your drinks! Kick back, put your feet up, and relax - your drink isn't going anywhere! Our set of 6 My Tai Tropical Drink Markers are cute reusable drink umbrellas to mark your territory, just like your umbrella marks your plot...
Narwhal Sneeze Lollipop $4.99 What's blue and green and sparkly all over? Our Narwhal Sneeze Lollipop by Melville Candy! This particular pop was embedded with glittery ocean blue and phlegm green sanding sugar then hand-poured on to a wooden popsicle stick. To add another layer...
National Embarrassmints $2.99 Trump your bad breath with a mint! Our Donald Trump National Embarrassmints are pretty darn puny don't ya think? We hope these mints don't offend you! We had some Hillary ones too, but they were just picked up by black van full of...
Petite Sweets Ice Cream Shoppe Scented Erasers $3.99 Whether it's been a lengthy summer break or a rare 3 day weekend, take the burn off the return with this totally cool back to school gift... our Petite Sweets Ice Cream Shoppe Scented Erasers! The name's quite the mouthful but resist eating them no...
Pickle Air Freshener $3.99 Serious pickle lovers will relish the scent of our Pickle Air Freshener! We've always wanted to have a green car so we could call it Pickle. Obviously, so we could say that we're in a pickle and running late. And, we love pickles. Maybe you simply feel...
Poocasso Pad Toilet Activity Book $9.99 Our #2 Best Seller! Our cheeky Poocasso Pad Toilet Activity Book encourages you to get creative while otherwise engaged sitting on the throne. There's no need to force it though, just re-laxative and let your creative juices flow. Designed to keep...
President Trump Troll $14.99 $12.65 Meet the President Trump Troll. The greatest collectible for both fans and foes. Because being President of the United States takes character and there's never been a character like this before. He's always got something to say. "My hair, my hair is SO...
Rainbow Puke Lollipop $4.99 Time to throw on your galoshes! Our Rainbow Puke Lollipop is so fantastic it has the entire Perpetual Kid staff literally puking rainbows! This lovable abomination of nature looks like a rainbow threw up all over our unsuspecting lollipop, and...
Sh*tting Glitter Magical Unicorn Lavatory Mist $11.99 You're not seeing things, our Shitting Glitter Magical Unicorn Lavatory Mist actually does exist! And this shit is magic! Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy. But unicorns? They eat glitter. And, we don't think we need to tell you...
Sharkie Shark Sprinkler $29.99 Beware! May induce ankle biter giggling frenzy! Water we talking about? Our inflatable Sharkie Shark Sprinkler (not to be confused with Marky Mark - but he's okay with that too) is the some fin that has been missing form your summer fun! You'll be up...
Shine On You Crazy Diamond Shaped LED Earrings $12.99 $8.99 You're a shining star! When you're rocking our Shine On You Crazy Diamond Shaped LED Earrings, you're guaranteed to steal the show! The spotlight will always be on you(r ears!) While testing these products out we were totally impressed by how...
Sunscreen Flask Set $9.99 Our ahh-mazing Sunscreen Flask Set brings a new meaning to SPF! Sun Protection Factor? Nahh... try Sneaky Person Flask! Now, don't be mistaken. We're not dismissing the importance of diligently applying sunscreen! However,...
Tabletop Air Hockey Game $12.99 Leave your stack of quarters at home! Our awesome Tabletop Air Hockey Game can transform any table into an arcade! Created for on-the-move action and ready to play whenever the mood strikes, this great set contains two strikers, goals and an air...
Taco Truck Taco Holders $13.99 Ice cream truck, shmice cream truck... we'll take a truck filled with delicious crunchy tacos any day! Meals are always more delicious when the come from a trendy food truck! This incredible duo of Taco Truck Taco Holders, perfectly cradle your...
The Daily Mood Flipchart $8.99 Some days the office is like a tea party, other days it's a lion's den. That's why The Daily Mood is a crucial desktop accessory! This fun flip-chart spells out everyone's demeanor in no uncertain terms. There are 47 moods to choose from, each with its...
The Potty Piano $19.99 Start your day off on the right note! Add a tinkle of humor to your bathroom decor with our positively pooposterous Potty Piano! That's right, put that phone down! No need to surf the web or text to kill time while you're dropping the kids off at the...
Totally 80's Bracelet Pen $2.99 $2.45 Now you may not have needed it to scribble notes that you discretely passed to your friend in between classes or to write down the name of the song you just heard on the radio... but our Totally 80's Bangle Bracelet is sure to come in handy in this...
Tyrannosaurus Rex Lamp $35.99 Goodness Cretaceous, great balls of fire! Our pterobley awesome Tyrannosaurus Rex Table Lamp is just dying to meat you! This ferocious predator of light (aka dinosaur lamp) effortlessly crushes darkness. No longer will you need to sleep with one eye...
Unbeerlievable Beer Bottle Opener Ring $5.99 $3.99 Unbeerlievably Handy! Stop searching through drawers, put down that lighter, and for Pete's sake get that bottle away from your back teeth! Now you'll never be left without the ability to open a tasty micro brew or specialty beer when you have our...
Wally Narwhal Sprinkler $29.99 $25.35 Coz they are so awesome Get ready because our Wally Narwhal Sprinkler will soon be causing a commotion! Fresh out of the ocean, goggles and all, this underwater unicorn is ready to get your party started! Inflatable narwhal sprinkler Measures...
