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Bag of Reindeer Farts
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Bag of Reindeer Farts

$8.99

Santa's Favorite Christmas Snack! Forget the cookies! Santa's favorite Christmas treat is a Bag of Reindeer Farts! Straight from Santa's Workshop at the North Pole comes a delicacy so rare that few know it exists. As part of a magically unique diet of...

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Bag Of Unicorn Farts
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Bag Of Unicorn Farts

$8.99

Top Unicorn Gift! Ode to Bag of Unicorn Farts  |  Sugar is sweet, lemons are tart.  |  We love you more than a Bag of Unicorn Farts! A perfect gift for the lovers, the dreamers and you!  It's not an illusion... we've...

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Secret Santa Poo-Pourri
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Secret Santa Poo-Pourri

$9.99

Keep the shhh in sh*t with our Secret Santa Poo-Pourri Toilet Spray! Family gatherings are great! Until, well.. the after dessert coffee starts working. Don't stress! We'll help you keep the shhh in sh*t with our Secret Santa Poo-Pourri Toilet Spray!...

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SQUIRMLES
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Squirmles

$3.99

Squirmles - It's a Magical Pet! Straight outta 1974...  re-introducing The Original Squirmles! These soft + slinky fellas are magical pets that wiggle, jump, and do tricks over your hands and in and out of cups. Spoiler Alert: The secret is...

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Uncanny - Cocktail Weenie Erasers
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Uncanny Cocktail Wiener Erasers

$9.99

Oh, don't be such a weenie! Of course, our Uncanny Cocktail Wiener Erasers are the perfect departure gift from a less than admirable ex-boyfriend! Particularly after you discovered he was just a pig in a blanket. I mean, there are wurst things you...

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Bacon Bandages
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Bacon Bandages

$5.49

Making Bacon Boo Boos! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of our Bacon Bandages. And if a cool bandage isn't enough to dry up your tears, how about a FREE TOY! Includes a small toy to help make even the...

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Bob Ross The Joy of Painting Sticky Notes
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Bob Ross The Joy of Painting Sticky Notes

$5.69

Our happy little Bob Ross The Joy of Painting Sticky Notes features images Bob Ross and his unforgettable work. There are hundreds of handy notes and page markers to keep your place, keep your notes, and keep your appointments. Let's get a little crazy...

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CAT BUTT - COIN PURSE
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Cat Butt Coin Purse

$3.99

Our high quality Cat Butt Coin Purse is the kitty for your cash!   This adorable zippered coin purse features a silly snickering kitty on the front and a useful field guide on the backside!   Just in case you have a chance meeting with a...

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Cat Tiki Mug Set
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Cat Tiki Mug Set

$24.89

Why bother leaving the comfort of your own home (and cats) when you can shake things up at home with our Cat Tiki Mugs!  They'll make a great addition to your next Tiki Purr-ty!  No kitten! Most Tiki mugs look like grumpy old dudes, but these...

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Cotton Candy Snow Balls
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Cotton Candy Snow Balls

$3.49

Edible snowballs, y'all! Our freshly packed Fluffy Stuff Cotton Candy Snow Balls are the perfect cold weather, lip smackin' snack!       Ever snow often, you come across the perfect stocking stuffer, and let's just say, these cotton...

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G-CLAMP BOTTLE OPENER
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G-Clamp Bottle Opener

$14.99

A good tool for the right job!   A traditional heavy cast iron G-Clamp with a (you’ll wonder how you ever lived with this feature before) bottle opener! If your latest DIY project is thirsty work, crack open a cold brew after a hard day in...

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HEAT SENSITIVE THERMOCHROMIC GLUX PUTTY
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Heat Sensitive Thermochromic Glux Putty

$6.99

You'll enjoy watching our temperamental Thermochromic Glux Putty morph between a spectrum of warm orange to bright yellow depending on it's fluctuating temperature! That's right! This moody putty deceptively appears to consist entirely of a solid orange...

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Human Powered Light Bulb
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Human Powered Light Bulb

$3.99

Are you looking to burn off some energy and have some geeky science fun?  Then it's time to throw on your favorite pair of socks and start dragging your feet around the nearest carpeted floor like you did when you were a kid! But instead of zapping...

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OOPS, I SHARTED MYSELF HAND SANITIZER
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Oops, I Sharted Myself Hand Sanitizer

$5.99

Never trust a fart.  Butt if... for some reason you find one that is particularly trust-worthy and it back fires on you... well shit.  Guess it's time you grabbed our I Sharted Myself Sanitizer. A perfect gift for the over-achieving farter...

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Poocasso Pad Toilet Activity Book
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Poocasso Pad Toilet Activity Book

$9.99

Our #2 Best Seller! Our cheeky Poocasso Pad Toilet Activity Book encourages you to get creative while otherwise engaged sitting on the throne. There's no need to force it though, just re-laxative and let your creative juices flow. Designed to keep...

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President Trump Troll
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President Trump Troll

$9.49

Meet the President Trump Troll. The greatest collectible for both fans and foes. Because being President of the United States takes character and there's never been a character like this before. He's always got something to say. "My hair, my hair is SO...

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BlueQ Swamp Ass Hand Sanitizer
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Swamp Ass Hand Sanitizer

$5.99

Our Swamp Ass Hand Sanitizer will crack you up! Get it? Crack! Butt crack! We're hilarious. Swamp ass attacks when you least expect it. And also, when you most expect it. Basically, it can happen at anytime. Wipe away worries and your sweaty,...

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THE ORIGINAL WACKY WALLY STOCKING STUFFER
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The Original Wacky Wally Wall Crawler

$3.99

From the Window to the Wall It's the Original Wacky Wally Wall Crawler!  Remember back to the day, maybe it was at school or at home, you would toss your Wacky Wally onto a smooth wall or glass surface and watch him walk down!  It now comes...

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Bigfoot Bandages
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Bigfoot Bandages

$5.49

Extra Big For The Extra Hairy! Bigfoot is always walking around those woods while he's barefoot.   So when he steps on a sharp stick or scrapes his foot, Mrs. Bigfoot likes to use our awesome extra large Bigfoot Bandages. To cover all your...

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BRONTOSAURUS DINOSAUR LAMP
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Brontosaurus Lamp

$34.99

Prehistoric Lamp! A gift that's sure to inspire roars of happiness from dino lovers all across the land.  It's guaranteed to make their hearts saur! Cold Cast Polyresin Brontosaurus , reminiscent of your retro dino toys, measures...

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Candy Cane Pop Rocks
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Candy Cane Pop Rocks

$1.99

Tis the season... to raise some cane!   Candy cane that is! Our Candy Cane Pop Rocks will pop the holiday season off with an explosion of flavor! That's right kiddos! Forget the boring red and white striped candy we all know and love... now it...

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INSTANT WINTER SNOW
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Instant Winter Snow

$3.99

Make your own Yeti habitat Our Instant Winter Snow is here to save the day! It's quite possible that snowbody loves snow days more than we do!  However, if you're a like-minded creature who loves the white fluffy stuff too and are possibly...

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Iridescent Glux
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Iridescent Glux

$6.99

Think liquid metal or a blue morpho butterfly's wings.  The mesmerizing Iridescent Glux is full of intelligent blues as well as a spectrum of other rainbow colors.  It's awesome look at & oddly satisfying to smush & stretch...

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Magic Growing Unicorn
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Magic Growing Unicorn

$3.59

More exciting than a Hatchimal, our Magic Growing Unicorn allows you to hatch your very own unicorn and watch it grow! Stumped on what to get your favorite unicorn lover? This legendary gift is where it's at. Simply: Put the tree stump in a container...

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Motherf*cking Girl Power Socks
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Motherf*cking Girl Power Socks

$10.99

Socks For The Alpha Females In Your LiveWhether you're kicking back or kicking @ss our Motherf*cking Girl Power Socks will be there to cheer you on! And trust us.. those naysayers will get your message loud and clear! Don't even get us star'ted on how...

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SHITTING RAINBOWS KIND OF DAY CREW SOCKS
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Sh*tting Rainbows Kind Of Day Socks

$10.99

Holy crapola!  Today is THE BEST!  Our Shitting Rainbows Kind of Day Socks is just the pair to pull out of your sock drawer when you're so freakin happy that you could shit rainbows!   Maybe you woke up thinking it was Friday but it's...

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UNLESS YOU FELL OFF THE TREADMILL GUM
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Unless You Fell Off The Treadmill Gum

$1.99

In this day and age of social networking, over-sharing is a common occurrence.  Trust us, we're thrilled to hear that you're a size four and you're sweating it out at the gym.  No, actually, we're not.    It's not your fault,...

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You're Killin' My Vibe Crew Socks
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You're Killin' My Vibe Crew Socks

$10.99

Our beautifully blunt You're Killin' My Vibe Crew Socks says what your facial expression is hoping to convey. So you think you can just squash our day like that? Well, how about we just squash you with these gorgeous socks. You'll be pushing up daisies...

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HEY BITCHES GUM
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Hey Bitches Gum

$1.99

Bitches + KittensWhen you whip out your pack of Hey Bitches Gum, you'd better be ready to toss back a box of Pino Grigio! You are calling the pack - your gang of girls together. Will it be a tears and ice cream night or a go out and (no survivors) tear...

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Purrtea Tea Kitty Cat Infuser
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Purr Tea Kitty Cat Infuser

$9.99

Our Purr Tea Kitty Cat Infuser will help brew the purrrfect cup of tea! Just fill this adorable kitty shaped tea infuser with your favorite loose tea leaves, hang its little paws on the edge of your cup, and you’ll be curling up with the coziest...

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Abraham Lincoln Bandages
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Abraham Lincoln Bandages

$5.49

Scrape of Injustice? Our Abraham Lincoln Bandages off the comforting, instantly recognizable image of one of our greatest presidents on a bandage.   Scrape or cut, if you're looking for an honest bandage, our Abraham Lincoln bandages will live up...

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FILTHY RICH COCKTAIL NAPKINS
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Filthy Rich Cocktail Napkins

$5.69

It's time to put your money where your mouth is with our Filthy Rich Cocktail Napkins! Refine your cocktail party experience with these high-quality, highfalutin napkins will keep you looking like a million bucks, even when you're dabbing cocktail sauce...

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FLIPSIDE HELLO REVERSIBLE DISHWASHER SIGN
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Flipside Hello Reversible Dishwasher Sign

$6.69

No need for the dishes to pile up in the sink while you're too lazy to sniff the glasses to see if they're clean or dirty! A great gift for the roommate or life mate whom seems to never have been properly introduced to the dishwasher... our Hello...

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I'm A Delicate Fucking Flower Gum
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I'm A Delicate F*cking Flower Gum

$1.99

Decorated with equally colorful language our I'm A Delicate F*cking Flower Gum is perfect for those frequent moments when you need to send a direct message to the person standing next to you (and you've also just consumed a lot of garlic.) For those...

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Pocket Science Pet Tornado
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Pocket Science Pet Tornado

$7.99

Great gift for the storm chaser in your life!   Messy office?  Great! So now when your snarky office mate asks if your desk was hit by a tornado, you can say in fact yes, and proudly introduce them to your Pet Tornado.   Give the jar...

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You Crafty Bitch Socks
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You Crafty Bitch Socks

$10.99

Great Gift For Those Crafty Bitches! Sew you like crafts, huh? Our hilarious You Crafty Bitch Socks will almost guarantee that your most tedious projects get off on the right foot! We just love her face - determined, focused, a little devilish. She...

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MY SWEATPANTS THINK YOU'RE PATHETIC GUM
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My Sweatpants Think You're Pathetic Gum

$1.99

Whatever, Karen. Our snarky My Sweatpants Think You're Pathetic Gum is the perfectly absurd rebuttal for when you're too deep into your own (Netflix) marathon training and simply too chill to care.  If you're like us, you're exhausted from sight...

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Tiny Prancers Unicorn Drink Markers
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Tiny Prancers Unicorn Drink Markers

$9.99

Our adorable Tiny Prancers Unicorn Drink Markers by Fred are just the unicorns you've been looking! What better way to host a legendary party than with a blessing of unicorn pals to guard your drinks! Hold me closer tiny prancer... Each unicorn will...

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ART SUPPLIES PENCIL CASE
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Vintage Art Supplies Pencil Case

$5.99

Our infectiously clever Art Supplies Pencil Case is our #2 weapon of choice for containing cluttered chaos!  Punctuated with a cheeky vintage design it's guaranteed to get your creative juices flowing... cheers! But wait, there's more! ...

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CARPE THE FUCK OUT OF THIS DIEM SOCKS
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Carpe The F*ck Out Of This Diem Socks

$10.99

If there were ever a pair of @ss kicking socks to exist... these are them! Next time you have an important day, throw on our Carpe The F*ck Out Of This Diem Socks to give you the confidence to seize the day, and let em know who's boss!   Like an...

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KITTEA KITTEN TEA INFUSER
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Kittea Kitten Tea Infuser

$9.99

Time For A Kit-Tea Purr-ty! Our Kittea Kitten Tea Infuser looks just like the poster hanging on the wall of your elementary school said... Hang in there, baby!  .   Fight the urge to take a cat nap in a sunlit corner of the room and...

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MY CAT IS COOL AS FUCK WOMEN'S CREW SOCK
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My Cat Is Cool As F*ck Socks

$10.99

Cats Are Better Than Dogs SocksFur real, we'd much paw-fur spending time with our cat over suf-fur-ing through the tox-hiss-ity of hy-purr-kitty-cal friends.  After all, mew-sery loves company and our My Cat Is Cool As Fuck Women's Crew Socks sums...

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NARWHAL HORN CANDY
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Narwhal Horn Candy

$3.99

Are Narwhal Horns Candy?Our team of scientists has been tirelessly researching the narwhal horn to try and figure out its purpose. And while they haven't really come up with any good theories, they have discovered that narwhal horns taste delicious! Who...

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Pickle Air Freshener
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Pickle Air Freshener

$3.99

Serious pickle lovers will relish the scent of our Pickle Air Freshener! We've always wanted to have a green car so we could call it Pickle. Obviously, so we could say that we're in a pickle and running late. And, we love pickles. Maybe you simply feel...

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THE DAILY MOOD FLIPCHART
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The Daily Mood Flipchart

$8.09

Some days the office is like a tea party, other days it's a lion's den. That's why The Daily Mood is a crucial desktop accessory! This fun flip-chart spells out everyone's demeanor in no uncertain terms. There are 47 moods to choose from, each with its...

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BOX OF BREAK YOUR OWN GEODES
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Box Of Break Your Own Geodes

$12.99

Looking for a rockin' good time?  Don't take a moment for granite, our Break Your Own Geodes is sure to liven up the rainiest of days and the most humdrum of afternoons. A gem of a gift or a cool as schist party item!  Breaking open geodes to...

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Handipanda
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Handipanda

$6.99

Tired of your mediocre-looking hand? Why not make it a cute handa bear! Bamboo'zle your friends as our Handi Panda transforms even the roughest, most calloused hand into something that looks adorable sneezing. Shute... Even a world class hand model...

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BlueQ I'm Not Sarcastic, I'm Just Mean Gum
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I'm Not Sarcastic, I'm Just Mean Gum

$1.99

Uh, oh! They've found us out! Our I'm Not Sarcastic, I'm Just Mean Gum is dropping truth bombs by way of delicious chicklet-sized mint gum! A fun item to have for those moments when you don't have time for humility. If they didn't get the message...

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GREAT GIFT FOR CRAZY CAT LADIES
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Paw Pads Notepad

$7.59

Let's just paws for a mewment and admire the cuteness.  Are you feline what we're feline?  That our playful cat Paw Pads notepads are the ideal place to scratch out your stray to-do lists?  Just watch out for those rambunctious cats...

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BEER MONEY COIN PURSE
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Beer Money Coin Purse

$3.99

Wait a minute!  Those three mice aren't blind!  They were just cold chilling wearing their RayBans while plotting to scamper off with your brewski! Whether you prefer dark beers, light beers, craft beers, your very own home brew or the...

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Office Toy
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Desktop Skee-Ball Game

$9.99

Let the good times roll! Our officially-licensed Desktop Skee-Ball Game kit includes everything you need to play your own version of desktop Skee-Ball! A beacon of childhood memories and general nostalgia Skee-Ball is one of the most recognized and...

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DELICATE FUCKING FLOWER WOMEN'S CREW SOCK
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I'm a Delicate F*cking Flower Socks

$10.99

Consider This A Warning SocksGently nestled among a garden of blooms, the well-rooted message of our profanely dainty I'm A Delicate Fucking Flower Women's Crew Socks will allow you to manure through and flourish in any prickly situation. The cool thing...

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Magic Poo
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Magic Poo

$3.79

#1 Poopy Stocking Stuffer! If you're always looking for sh*t to play with our Magic Poo is the one for you! This crap is magic! Well, kinda sorta, anyway.  Use this frighteningly realistic poo to play pranks, relieve stress, and entertain your...

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Sassy Kitty Matchbook Nail Files
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Sassy Kitty Matchbook Nail Files

$2.89

You'll be looking good and feline fine with our Sassy Kitty Matchbook Nail Files! Because, sometimes, the claws come out — and when they do, file them until they’re neatly shaped! Sassy Kitty are handy, matchbook-style sets of 8 paw-shaped...

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Sloth Nurse Bandages
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Sloth Nurse Bandages

$5.49

Get better at your own speed Our Sloth Nurse Bandages encourage you to heal faster by taking it easy! So, just relax and get better at your own speed. Why be in such a hurry that when you get hurt you just keep on going? That’s no way to heal!...

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Woke AF Mug
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Woke AF Mug

$9.89

The cheeky double entendre of our Woke AF Mug just makes us smile ear-to-ear! You know, like that feeling you get when someone asks if you would like some more coffee while they're up! Or you just found that someone brought frosted donuts in the office...

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Clusterfuck Printed Towel
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Clusterf*ck Dish Towel

$10.99

Embrace the almighty and apparently unavoidable clusterfuck with our Blue Q Clusterf*ck Dish Towel. Whether that clusterfuck refers to your disaster known as your kitchen, your day, your week, your love life, your lack of love life, your home, your...

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