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Quick view Brontosaurus Lamp $34.99 Prehistoric Lamp! A gift that's sure to inspire roars of happiness from dino lovers all across the land. It's guaranteed to make their hearts saur! Cold Cast Polyresin Brontosaurus , reminiscent of your retro dino toys, measures... Add to Cart
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Quick view Pocket Science Pet Tornado $7.99 Great gift for the storm chaser in your life! Messy office? Great! So now when your snarky office mate asks if your desk was hit by a tornado, you can say in fact yes, and proudly introduce them to your Pet Tornado. Give the jar... Add to Cart
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Quick view Kittea Kitten Tea Infuser $9.99 Time For A Kit-Tea Purr-ty! Our Kittea Kitten Tea Infuser looks just like the poster hanging on the wall of your elementary school said... Hang in there, baby! . Fight the urge to take a cat nap in a sunlit corner of the room and... Add to Cart
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Quick view Pickle Air Freshener $3.99 Serious pickle lovers will relish the scent of our Pickle Air Freshener! We've always wanted to have a green car so we could call it Pickle. Obviously, so we could say that we're in a pickle and running late. And, we love pickles. Maybe you simply feel... Add to Cart
Quick view The Daily Mood Flipchart $8.99 Some days the office is like a tea party, other days it's a lion's den. That's why The Daily Mood is a crucial desktop accessory! This fun flip-chart spells out everyone's demeanor in no uncertain terms. There are 47 moods to choose from, each with its... Add to Cart
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Quick view Desktop Skee-Ball Game $9.99 Let the good times roll! Our officially-licensed Desktop Skee-Ball Game kit includes everything you need to play your own version of desktop Skee-Ball! A beacon of childhood memories and general nostalgia Skee-Ball is one of the most recognized and... Add to Cart
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Quick view It's Not Really Drinking Alone If The Cat Is Home Gum $1.99 Our thought provoking, It's Not Really Drinking Alone If The Cat Is Home Gum really gave us something to chew on! Meow, we've always really admired one's ability to argue a point. Those crazy cat ladies are really onto something! This gum is the... Add to Cart
Quick view Magic Poo $3.79 #1 Poopy Stocking Stuffer! If you're always looking for sh*t to play with our Magic Poo is the one for you! This crap is magic! Well, kinda sorta, anyway. Use this frighteningly realistic poo to play pranks, relieve stress, and entertain your... Add to Cart
