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    Ask Me! And I'll Ask The Internet Mug

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    Our propositioning Ask Me! Mug is great for fielding those questions, that no one really knows off the top of their head, because the other side of...

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    Ask Your Doctor If Shutting The F*ck Up Is Right For You Gum

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    Take the doctor's advice! Warning: Side effects may include me being way happier than I was before you shut the fuck up. Includes 8 pieces of cand...

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    Ass Wipe Dusting Mitt

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    The dusting mitt that totally kicks ass! Is the thought of spring cleaning and dusting getting you down? Time to get your ass to work with our Ass ...

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    Astronaut Ice Cream

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    Naut all ice creams are created equal In order for our Astronauts, who live in the International Space Station, to eat while hanging out in space, ...

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    Astronaut Neapolitan Ice Cream Sandwich

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    Not Gonna Melt! Our fascinating Astronaut Neapolitan Ice Cream Sandwich is a tasty snack that anyone can enjoy, whether you’re out exploring the ga...

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    Astronaut Strawberries

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    Intergalactic Mission Snack! Our Astronaut Strawberries are an out of this world gastronomical experience! Enjoy your strawberries just as the astr...

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    Astronaut Vanilla Ice Cream Sandwich

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    Out Of This World! Our Astronaut Vanilla Ice Cream Sandwich takes the ice cream you know and love, and with the power of freeze-drying to create a ...

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    At Least The Couch Thinks I've Got A Great Ass. Gum

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    Super Cheeky Ass-piring Candy Our super cheeky At Least The Couch Thinks I've Got A Great Ass. Gum is totally relatable for those of us who are in ...

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    Attitude Of Gratitude Nifty Note Pad

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    Psychologists, neurologists, woo-woos, gurus, and fairy godmothers agree... Gratitude is essential to happiness! And our nifty Attitude Of Gratitud...

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    Aviator inSPECtors Magnetic Readers

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    You know that freakishly small text on labels? Tell em to stick it. Our high-flying Aviator inSPECtors - Magnetic Label Readers will help you make ...

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    Avo-cato Avocado Cat Bandages

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    Getting hurt is the pits! You're in luck! Our Avo-cato Avocado Cat Bandages will have you smiling in no time! Box contains 18 Avocado Cat shaped b...

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    Avocado Erasers

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    Making mistakes is the pits! Regular erasers are pitifully boring, but these adorable mini Avocado Erasers are here to guac your world! As you eras...

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    Avocado Heart Vinyl Sticker

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    All ripe, all ripe, all ripe. If you love avocados as much as we do, our Avocado Heart Vinyl Sticker is ripe for the picking! This heart healthy fr...

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    Avocado Market Mate Foldable Bag

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    Less talk, more guac! Everyone will be saying chip, chip, hooray because our Avocado Market Mate Bag is foldable, totable and simply adorable! Usin...

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    Avocado Salt + Pepper Set

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    Chip out these avo-cuties! Our adorable Avocado Salt & Pepper Set is happy to bring some spice to your life, and next fiesta! (even if it is vi...

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    Awesome 80's Board Game

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    Cordless phones, Rubik's Cubes, and Boomboxes, oh my! If you have an undying love of the 1980s, or desperately wish you had held on to your sticker...

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    Awesome Citation Nifty Notes

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    Aww... inspiring Our smile-inducing Awesome Citation Nifty Notes will make it a breeze passing out compliments freely! Because what’s even better t...

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    Awesome Fossil Collection

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    I dig fossils! Our unique Awesome Fossil Collection is loaded with 9 aged specimens that have been curated to a informative display card. It's a gr...

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    Axolotl Lamp

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    Unleash your inner marine enthusiast! Illuminate your universe with the irresistibly cute Axolotl Lamp! Dive into an ocean of coziness as this deli...

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    B*tch I Am The Secret Ingredient Dish Towel

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    BTFU What may be an in-salt to some, our B*tch I Am The Secret Ingredient Dish Towel is the perfect gift for the seasoned chef, who uses a heavy do...

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    B*tches Get Stuff Done Oven Mitt

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    B*tch is the new black Our B*tches Get Stuff Done Oven Mitt is the perfect kitchen accessory for the non-conforming, sometimes foul-mouthed, matria...

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    Baby Burrito Blanket

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    Get ready to roll a mouth-watering Baby Burrito! 🌯👶 Looking for a unique baby gift? Well, we've rolled it all into one! With our Baby Burrito Swadd...

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    Baby Face

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    Aww.... look at the baby's beard! Some babies are born bald just like out Baby Face. Wouldn’t it be fun if you could give them hair? Just move the...

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    Back to the Future Mini Hoverboard

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    Where we’re going we don’t need roads! Great Scott! It’s the smallest hoverboard we’ve ever seen! Our Officially Licensed Back to the Future Hoverb...

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