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Did you sharpen your pencil 10 times a day at school just so you could smell the newly shaven wood and graphite? Just us? Well, our sniff-tastic...

Seize the Day" Isn't Always on the Agenda! Has your motivational limit been reached for the day? Meet our Nope Desk Sign, the small but mighty hero...

Anyone up for a game of faceball? The nose is the most neglected muscle in your body. That's why our Nose Aerobics Basketball is the next big thi...

Check porch, wait. repeat. Oh, the holidays! When even the mice take a break, but our trusty delivery folks? They're out there, battling the frost ...

Subtracting their toxic family from the equation... 🧮🧐 Nothing says 'I love you' more than letting your person know that you would do it all agai...

Tomorrow ain't looking good either Bring some creativity and wittiness to your cubicle with our Not Today Satan Desk Sign! This fun (and inspiratio...

Discover your daily Mantra! Hey there, seeker of wisdom and inspiration! Are you ready to infuse your days with positive affirmations and lighthear...

It's been 7 hours and 13 days You can do whatever you waaaaant, and send this card to who ever you choose, but nothing compares, nothing compares 2...

Because chicken nuggies are life. 🧡 If you’re all about the Netflix and chicken nuggets our super saucy Nugs & Kisses Relationship Card will wa...

Phenomenal crystalline interior Our seemingly unremarkable Of Quartz It's A Whole Uncut Geode looks like a mild-mannered rock from the Daily Planet...

What Jesus really wanted for his birthday. In the spirit of the holidays capitalism, our delightfully irreverent Offensive Crayons Holiday Edition ...

Probably not HR approved... Finally, the pen set no one asked for. 5 pens with that clicking thing that will annoy the shit out of your co-workers ...

For the co-worker who clips their toenails at their desk... Our Office Citation Nifty Notes are coming for you. (And yes, this is an actual situati...

Nothing is im-possum-able! The Office Possum is the best and closest way to make that out-of-reach dream finally come true. Having your new BFF at ...

Because being a cat lady is a whole different level of awesomeness! Are you the proud owner of more cat-related merchandise than regular clothes? D...

The Official Scratch 'n Sniff Stinky Stickers® from the '80s are BACK! Treat your inner child with the Collector's Edition Official Retro Scratch N...

Whoop! Whoop! Party delivery! Deliver a party to their mailbox with our Official Confettigram Pom Poms Greeting Card! It's colorful, free-spirited...

Time to get your cray-cray on Make every moment feel like a perpetual recess break with our totally stylin’ Crayola Crayon Enamel Pin Set! This set...

The Official Pet Rock is BACK!!! Introducing The Original Pet Rock, a pet you never knew you needed! Whether you’ve had your eye on a pet rock sinc...

Finally a rock that floats Our cool Buoyant Rock defies gravity and other physics laws because it actually floats in water. Actually, the rock is m...