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What's that? We didn't hear you? Our absolutely fucking delightful You're Fucking Welcome Socks say exactly what you're probably thinking. If you'r...

Another birthday? You've got to be kitten! When it just doesn't seem paw-sible, our You're How Old? Bitch Please Card will purrfectly deliver your ...

For that Dick in your life - and we ain't talkin' about Richard Our vintage-styled You're Kind of a Dick Gum is a fun and unexpected gift you can ...

Legendary speaks for itself. Our fabled You're Kind of a Legend Pencil Case speaks for itself... it's legendary! Keep your pencils, pens and other ...

You're leaving! I hope you're considerably better at your new job than you were at this one! Now that would be terribly mean to give this card to a...

Food now. Pet now. Outside now. Now. NOW! This hilarious You're My Favorite Person to Annoy Greeting Card is a funny cat pun that is perfect for yo...

Honey Badger don't care... Our sassy You're My Honey Badger Card is the perfect geeky & nerdy internet meme greeting card for your honey badger...

You're Neat! Let your significant other, friend or family member know how neat they really are with our kawaii-style You're Neat Whiskey Greeting C...

Who are you calling old? Birthday grrrrrl, you're barking up the wrong tree! Extremely pup-ular amongst dog lovers, our You're Not Old You're Vinta...

There ain't no need for ya Our You're On A Special List Called Straight To Hell X-Mas Card is perfect for those seriously naughty people on your li...

Take a moment to paws... Cat paws and kitty beans are awesome and so is whoever you send this You're Pawsome Greeting Card! It will keep them stayi...

Perk up your mornings in the most delightful way! Make our perky You're Perfect Boobs Mug a hilarious and daring addition to your morning routine! ...

It's a toast to the bun in the oven! Our You're Pregnant Card is a great way to acknowledge that a friend or family member is expecting! The card i...

Take a pitcher, it will last longer. Setting the bar for romance pretty low, while serving up a top shelf compliment, our Pretty Drunk Greeting Car...

A paw'sh greeting for the Ultimate Bitch Supreme. Our cheeky You're the Baddest Bitch I Know Greeting Card will allow you to humorously show admira...

Don't ovary react when I tell you this! Our You're The Best, Period greeting card is great for your bestie, roommate or new friend after you find t...

You’re the best. Period. (see what we did there) Our cheeky You're the Best Period Valentine's Day Card is bloody hilarious, and that's no ovary-ac...

Nothing beats a Snow Cone on a hot day! Our colorful You're the Coolest Greeting Card is a fantastic "thinking of you" for your friends and family ...

On the off chance they didn't already know When a simple thank you does not suffice, our You're the F*cking Best As If You Didn't Know Card deliver...

Even better than the cat's meow Our hiss-terical You're the Kitties' Titties Greeting Card features two members of the Itty Bitty Kitty Committee m...

You are the Shiitake! The happy Kawaii shiitake mushrooms on our You're the Shiitake Card are perfect for each other. Send homage to your friend th...