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I'm here for the food... not the conversation Our cheeky I'm Here Because I Eat Food Shopper will get you noticed, but hopefully people will just t...

Marsha, Marsha, Marsha! Demand the attention you so desperately seek (and sometimes deserve) with our impossible-to-be-overlooked The Middle Child ...

Your fav book will be impossible to lego! Looking for a gift for the reluctant or avid book reader? Our playful Blocky Book Light Is a bright idea,...

Flew the coop and forgot your house key, again? 🪹‼️🐦 It's not as if a key will magically fall out of the sky and land in your hand! Now a dead bird...

Mmmm, breathe it in! Excuse us while we mindfully meditate on this bitchin' sunset. Our sunny Just Taking This Shit In Socks reminds you to take so...

Why wait for Festivus? Air your grievances year-round! Address unpleasant situations as they occur with our Complaint Sticky Note! Document the sit...

Why do you need our Always Be A Unicorn Pencil Case? We thought you might like a gentle, everyday reminder keep on rocking. Or, at least, to fake i...

Go on and take it. Our aggressively coy You Wanna Piece of This Oven Mitt will strike a chord with all of the food pushers out there. We're looking...

Quite the jar-ing experience! Our briny Pickle Candy Canes are a must holiday surprise for all of our pickle lovers this year! They can be quite th...

Santa's Favorite Christmas Snack! Ho-Ho-Hold the cookies! Santa's favorite Christmas treat is a Bag of Reindeer Farts! Straight from Santa's Worksh...

Trifecta kitty creature! Our Have A Meowgical Birthday Greeting Glitter Card is purrrr magic! Nothing tops a cat unicorn rainbow trifecta! Nothing!...

So now your dad knows you "did it"... Knowing your parents (or maybe even being one of them)... I'm pretty sure you learned about the birds and the...

Who would cook up such a lie... 🤥🥧 Our "Easy As Pie" Is Such A Lie Oven Mitt tosses this well-known analogy into the fire. Just because we make it ...

Red stamp of disapproval We may be a bit media bias here, but we think our Fake News Stamper is the best stamper of all time. A tremendous gift. ...

Frank-ly, they look like traditional candy canes... But as Santa as our witness, they are not! We'll be the first to admit that our Hotdog Candy Ca...

Relish in your mistakes! Mistakes don't need to be a big dill, fix them up with our real-dill Pickle Erasers! This realistic mini-dill is ready to ...

Yo-yo, yo! It's our World's Smallest Duncan Imperial Yoyo! We don't mean to throw you for a loop, but we thought you should know your favorite chi...

Well-done! You deserve an award! 🍔🏆 Definitely not sponsored by Uber Eats, our Didn't Order Take-Out Made Real Food Award Ribbon is a pat on the b...

A fun party game, where the worst is the best! So, you want to play with your kids, but you're understandably bored of playing lamebrain kids' game...

Won't you, please? Please, won't you, please? Please, have one or two Mister Rogers' Encouragemints!! Whether you're changing into your suit or y...

When ugh just won't do! When a facepalm isn't enough, our Oh, For Fuck's Sake Magnet speaks for you. This cool magnet can read your mind and is equ...

Be cool like the Fonz. Ayyy... Now you look super cool while protecting your 'do with our Switchblade Comb. Just don't be a fool and bring it to sc...

We’re the perfect blend! Thanks a latte for being my friend, you mocha me really happy and warm my cold black heart. Words cannot espresso how much...

I want it NOW! - Veruca Salt Not just for stuck up kids who were lucky enough to be put to the test by Mr. Wonka... our Bubble Buff Sticky Fingers ...