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    Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer

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    You know someone that needs this! Attention all Congressmen, Senators, heads of production companies... Where you put your hands is none of our bu...

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    I Just Sh*t In The Woods Hand Sanitizer

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    Watch your step! The worst thing about camping or hiking is that sudden urge to drop a deuce. So next time you poop in the woods, have our I Just...

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    LastSwab Reusable "Cotton Swab"

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    Did you hear the good news? No? Maybe you need to clean the wax out of your ears with our LastSwab Reusable "Cotton Swab! It's a stylish and eco-fr...

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    What A Complete Shit Show Hand Sanitizer

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    It's like... ugh. Don't call our What A Complete Shit Show Hand Sanitizer a little, don't call it a bit. This is one *complete* shit show and it wo...

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    Total Eclipse Of The Fart Lavatory Mist

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    A fresh remix of an old favorite, our Total Eclipse Of The Fart Lavatory Mist by Blue Q is on track to be a hit in the bathroom! You need this now,...

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    Damn Dude! Lavatory Mist

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    Because lighting a match around all of that gas doesn't seem like a good idea. Our Damn Dude! Lavatory Mist is made with fragrant essential oils to...

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    Uranium Glow In The Dark Soap

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    Get your glow back! Has your morning glow been missing lately? Radioactivate your day in the most environmentally friendly, organic way! When you u...

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    Who Let The Logs Out Lavatory Mist

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    Who? Who? Who? Seriously though, WHO is responsible for our Who Let The Logs Out Lavatory Mist? Baha Men, we're looking at you. Scented with citrus...

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    Back, Sack & Crack Soap Bar

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    This cheeky soap is sure to crack them up! Our hilarious Back, Sack & Crack Soap Bar is the perfect rude + crude, dude gift! This far-from-subt...

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    Pink Moon Soap with Rose Quartz Crystal Inside

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    Unconditional love + compassion We're totally smitten with our Pink Moon Soap with Rose Quartz Inside! Rose quartz is known as the stone of uncond...

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    This Is The Crappiest Gift I Could Find Toilet Paper

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    This is pretty crappy... This crappy toilet paper has This Is The Crappiest Gift I Could Find Toilet Paper printed on every sheet... that's 200 of ...

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    5 Minute Poo Bathroom Timer

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    Shit's about to get real. Equipped with a 5-minute limit, our Poo Timer will put an end to shared-bathroom loitering! No more standing guard, suffe...

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    That's a Spicy Meatball Lavatory Mist

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    A modern-day solution to an old-world issue. If your love of food tends to come with a downside for your backside, our That's a Spicy Meatball Lava...

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    Wash Your Nuts Soap-On-A-Rope

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    These nuts actually smell good! Encourage guys to defunk their junk with deez nuts! Our hilarious Wash Your Nuts Soap-On-A-Rope is guaranteed to ma...

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    Next Stop Poop Town Lavatory Mist

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    Toot! Toot! Oh crap! Look what's chugging down the tracks, every day, right on schedule! Soon to a regular stop in your bathroom, it's our Next Sto...

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    Oh, For F*ck's Sake Paint Can Candle

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    Smells better than a silent scream Light our Oh, For Fuck's Sake Paint Can Candle when ugh just won't do. Let the tranquil scent of vanilla and tea...

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    Grilled Steak Soap

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    Where’s the beef? In the shower, oddly enough. 🥩🚿 When it comes to finding the perfect present, the steaks are high. A truly unique gift is rare t...

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    Bathroom Guest Book

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    A trip to remember! We want you to make the best of every moment in your life and that means making even a trip to the bathroom into a memorable ev...

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    Soap for Karma

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    Scented with Ha-ha-ha-ha. Sorry not sorry. Our Soap for Karma is a perfect gift for those who Know-What-They-Did. What goes around... comes around,...

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    Sh*t, Shower 'N' Shave Soap

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    The three S's 💩🚿🪒 Fondly referred to as "the 3 s's" this vital butt nugget of information has been routinely passed down from one generation of mal...

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    Fake News Liquid Hand Soap

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    Don't believe everything you read on the internet... Or scroll past on social media, watch on YouTube, overhear at the grocery store, or what is dr...

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    Good Sh*t Paint Can Candle

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    That truffle buttery scent! Light our lavish and upscale Good Sh*t Paint Can Candle when it's time to celebrate! Maybe it's a group victory or it c...

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    Love Me A Good Poop Men's Socks

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    A gift fit for a King (of the Throne) 🤴🚽 When dropping the kids off at the pool is their favorite part of the day, they deserve a warm ankle hug ca...

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    Sweaty Flaps Soap

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    Flippitty floppity... the funniest soap! Don't ovary-act. Vagina jokes are funny. Period. Our zany Sweaty Flaps Soap Bar is a cheeky fresh treat fo...

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    Mr. Bendy's Bathtime Soap

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    We don't want to come off as cocky, but...  We're sure that special little wanker in your life will love to suds up with our Mr. Bendy's Bathtime S...

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