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What the heck else did you think you'd find in our gifts with Swear Words collection? Behold, our amazing hand-picked selection of essential f***ing gifts. Imagine the cloud of profanity that will spill from your foul-mouthed friend's mouth as they unleash their excitement. 

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    There's Not Enough Sage In The World For This Shit Desk Sign

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    For days when the office aura feels a tad... tarnished. Feeling the negative vibes from a malfunctioning printer, passive-aggressive sticky notes, ...

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    Calm Your Tits Card Game

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    Tough tits! Our Calm Your Tits Card Game is a titillating pairs game for very silly adults is to win all the cards or be the last tit standing! Pl...

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    I'll Feed All You F*ckers Dish Towel

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    Challenge accepted. Game on! 🔥🥩🔥 While the actual game may be playing in the background, the grill master is hard at work cooking up something deli...

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    F*ck, Marry, Kill? Adult Card Game

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    No one is safe from being wed, dead, or taken to bed. Our crude, rude, and socially acceptable (in the right crowd) F*ck Marry, Kill Card Game is a...

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    Subversive Cross-Stitch Sponge Set

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    Lather, rinse, and f*cking repeat Show them how you really feel about tedious tasks with our Subversive Cross-Stitch Sponge Set. Because as you kno...

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    Ho! Ho! Hoe. Christmas Pen Set

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    Perfect for writing out your Christmas Cards You know the best thing about the holidays? All the ho-ho-hoeing going on. It’s why they call it the m...

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    Shit Just Got Real Kitten Friendship Card

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    Litter-ally. It's fur real. The soul-piercing eyes of this adorable bundle of responsibility convey that Shit Just Got Real. It's the purrfect gree...

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    F*ck Me Like The Government Gum

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     Big Brother (Not) Approved Unlike another press briefing, our talking heads, our Fuck Me Like The Government Gum will leave a good taste in your m...

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    I Identify As A Badass Ankle Socks

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    Day of firewalking ahead of you? Our I Identify As A Badass Ankle Socks are just the pair you'll be wanting to pull from your sock drawer in the m...

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    This Is F*cking Delicious Oven Mitt

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    You know that meal was f*cking delicious So why not pat yourself on the back with our This is F*cking Delicious Oven Mitt! A tasty juxtaposition of...

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    Crap Jokes Toilet Paper

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    Do clown farts smell funny? Our pun-intended Crap Jokes Toilet Paper reminds us of a simpler time of reading a magazine while in the bathroom. You ...

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    Ass Wipe Dusting Mitt

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    The dusting mitt that totally kicks ass! Is the thought of spring cleaning and dusting getting you down? Time to get your ass to work with our Ass ...

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    Keep Earth Clean. It Isn't Uranus Soap

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    Keep Earth Clean... "butt"... keep Uranus clean too! It's been dealing with your crap for years. The future is here, and it's time to get your ass...

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    The Universe is Kind of a Dick Socks

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    [Thrusts middle fingers towards the sky] Embrace the suck with our The Universe is Kind of a Dick Socks! Sure things may look bad now, but bad new...

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    Permission To Give No F*cks Notepad

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    Honor your truth! Our sassy Permission To Give No Fucks Notepad is your golden ticket to unapologetic awesomeness! Consider thisnote notepad your ...

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    For F*ck's Sake Anniversary Card

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    This is not a swan (swan) song Whether you're delighted or dismayed by the event, our snarky For Fuck's Sake Seagull Anniversary Card has got you c...

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    You Can Have Your Cake , After All It's Your F*cking Birthday Card

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    I many even go for seconds... Our You Can Have Your Cake And Eat It Too!!! After All It's Your Fucking Birthday Card perfectly defines that strong ...

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    That is Some Dark Ass Shit Piñata Birthday Card

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    Now we feel like a jackass. We didn't realize there was going to be a donkey at this party! Awkward. Our disturbingly hilarious That is Some Dark A...

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    Lip Shit Watermelon Tangerine Lip Balm

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    Keep your lips nice and juicy.Our old fashioned, lip-smacking Lip Shit Watermelon Tangerine Lip Balm is the best! So why mess with the rest? You mi...

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    You Crafty Bitch Socks

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    Great Gift For Those Crafty Bitches! Sew you like crafts, huh? Our hilarious You Crafty Bitch Socks will almost guarantee that your most tedious pr...

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    You are Strong, Fearless + Badass, I'm So F*cking Proud Of You Card

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    You are f'ing amazing! Not everyone deserves to be gifted with our You are Strong, Fearless + Badass... In Other Words... I'm So F*cking Proud Of Y...

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    Happy F*cking Birthday Bunny

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    Happy birthday, you magnificent son of a bunny! Our Happy Fucking Birthday Bunny may look innocent, but this furball has a mouth as dirty as a pigs...

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    Wow You're Pretty F*cking Old Birthday Card

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    Welcome to the beginning of the end Send our Wow You're Pretty Fucking Old Birthday Card to laugh and celebrate another year of aging! This works g...

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    T-Rex Ancient AF Birthday Card

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    Party like there's no tomorrow Goodness cretaceous, great balls of fire! Our T-Rex Ancient AF Birthday Card sure knows how to party. But let's make...

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