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You're Kind Of A Dick Gum

by Blue Q
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Original price $2.29
Original price $2.29 - Original price $2.29
Original price $2.29
Current price $1.72
$1.72 - $1.72
Current price $1.72
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For that Dick in your life - and we ain't talkin' about Richard

Our vintage-styled You're Kind of a Dick Gum is a fun and unexpected gift you can slip to any prick you may happen upon during your day.
Can't think of anyone deserving of such an honor? Oh honey, lucky you! Maybe you're being too Pollyanna today. If you think long and hard about it you'll come up with a wanker you would get pleasure out of giving this to.

Includes 8 pieces of cinnamon-flavored gum in a dainty box. Measures 2.75 inches long x 1.25 inches tall.

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