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    Cupcake Popping Candy

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    Your mouth won't be able to shut the fucupcake! When you're having a good for muffin kind of day, our Cupcake Popping Candy is happy to add some pe...

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    Astronaut Neapolitan Ice Cream Sandwich

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    Not Gonna Melt! Our fascinating Astronaut Neapolitan Ice Cream Sandwich is a tasty snack that anyone can enjoy, whether you’re out exploring the ga...

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    Gingerbread Man Scented Pen

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    Can't catch the gingerbread man! What a cute idea for a stocking stuffer! The scent of freshly baked gingerbread men will fill the air when you use...

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    This Is The Crappiest Gift I Could Find Toilet Paper

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    This is pretty crappy... This crappy toilet paper has This Is The Crappiest Gift I Could Find Toilet Paper printed on every sheet... that's 200 of ...

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    Today Calls For Wearing Your Favorite Scrunchie Greeting Card

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    Kids are finally going back to school! Some days are more special than others can celebrate them with our Today Calls For Wearing Your Favorite Scr...

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    The World is Full of Idiots. Except Us. We Are Awesome Greeting Card

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    In computer terms that's an ID10T ( I-D-Ten-T-Error) I've been around the block a few times and I can state, as a fact, that The World is Full of I...

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    Helping Hands Chopsticks

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    Looks like your chopstick skills could use a helping hand. Please, a tiny round of applause for our Helping Hands Chopsticks, which were recently f...

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    Fuck Off Desk Sign

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    Swearing, because subtlety is overrated! Swear a little,, it helps! And let's face it, sometimes a polite "please do not disturb" just won't get th...

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    Playground Classics Super String Game

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    Batteries not required Dive into the world of knotty old school fun with our Playground Classics Super String Game! Ideal for finger gymnastics and...

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    Festive Reindeer Nose

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    Do you have no i-deer what to wear for your next Christmas party? Well don't stress, we've got you covered with our light up Festive Reindeer Nose!...

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    You're The Baddest Bitch I Know Friendship Card

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    A paw'sh greeting for the Ultimate Bitch Supreme. Our cheeky You're the Baddest Bitch I Know Greeting Card will allow you to humorously show admira...

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    You're the F*cking Best As If You Didn't Know Card

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    On the off chance they didn't already know When a simple thank you does not suffice, our You're the F*cking Best As If You Didn't Know Card deliver...

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    Britney Birthdays Are Toxic Greeting Card

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    Don't you know that they're toxic? Our Birthdays Are Toxic Card features a hand-illustrated Britney Spears from her famous Toxic video. Adorned in ...

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    Pencils for Dog People

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    I like big mutts Our pawsome Pencils for Dog People are the ultiMutt gift for anyone that ruffs puppies! Trust me, I'm a dog-tor. Your dogs are you...

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    F Bombs Paint Can Candle

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    Can you really trust anyone that can't drop a well placed F-Bomb? We swear your foul-mouth friends with love our F Bombs Paint Can Candle! To hell ...

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    Blurry Playing Cards

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    Need a gift for the Joker of the bunch? The night will seem like a blur with our Blurry Playing Cards! Your friends and family will swear someone ...

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    Don't Exert Yourself Too Much. I Know You Don't Like Sweating Birthday Card

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    Floats like a butterfly and stings like a son of a bee! 🦋🐝 Beautifully illustrated with a kaleidoscope of butterflies and inspirational words adorn...

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    Sh*t Show Color Pencil Set

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    Add some color to this dumpster fire Our real-world Shit Show Colored Pencils turn the current grey world into a colorful shit show that makes it a...

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    Happy F*cking Birthday Bunny

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    Happy birthday, you magnificent son of a bunny! Our Happy Fucking Birthday Bunny may look innocent, but this furball has a mouth as dirty as a pigs...

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    Sprinkles Official Confettigram

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    Celebrate good times, come on! There's a party going on right here, our Sprinkles Official Confettigram, a reaction to last through out the year! A...

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    Shut The Front Door Greeting Card

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    You thought I was going to say shut the f*ck up! Shout your excitement at someone with a totally sassy and fowl language innuendo. Made in the USA...

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    Lots O' Noodles Roll O’ Notes

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    No soup for you! Introducing the quirky scribbler's delight - Lots O' Noodles Roll O' Notes! Fooled ya, didn't we? No soup for you, but heaps of fu...

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    Thanks For Being My Work BFF Greeting Card

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    You make my job not suck as much! Give your work buddy our Thanks For Being My Work BFF Greeting Card just wait for the endearing smiles! It's hard...

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    Classic Wooden Train Whistle

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    All aboard the retro express Choo-choo! Our Classic Wooden Train Whistle is a timeless toy that has been chugging along for decades and it's no wo...

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