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    Grannies Are the Best! Card

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    Pen your heartfelt (or hilariously cheeky) message! Whether you're sending this card to your beloved grandma, who's mastered the art of dispensing ...

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    Is This Some Sort Of Unofficial Awesome People Convention Greeting Card

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    It must be... I'm here! Looking around, this is going to be a pretty dumb questions but... Is This Some Sort Of Unofficial Awesome People Conventi...

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    Senior Citizen Bingo Birthday Card

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    Is this what they call music nowadays? As we grow older, the aches and pains start to find their way into our regular lives. The hilarious Senior C...

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    Blow Out The Candles Before They Singe Our Chin Hairs Birthday Card

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    Sometimes getting old really blows! The hilarious Blow Out The Candles Before They Singe Our Chin Hairs Off is the perfect birthday card to show yo...

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    Don't Be So Hard On Yourself, You Stupid Idiot Greeting Card

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    Ugh, You're such a dummy! Of all people, you are the last one that should be hard on yourself! If you have a friend you can send this card to... y...

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    How Do You Keep Getting Hotter Every Year Birthday Card

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    Damn girl, Mother Earth is looking hot! The tongue-in-cheek How Do You Keep Getting Hotter Every Year Birthday Card (carbon) is the perfect birthda...

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    Just Shut Up About It Congratulations Card

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    Save some happiness for the rest of us, okay? Have a friend who's rocking a new job, a new relationship, or some other awesome life achievement? We...

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    Congrats On Your Bundle Of Joy (Who I Will Teach To Swear) Card

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    It takes a ducking village. Darn auto correct! Our Congratulations On Your Bundle Of Joy Who I Will Teach To Swear Like A Weathered Seaman Greeting...

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    Maybe Give Up Fortune Cookie Congratulations Card

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    You can do it! Maybe? Are you tired of all those generic, cheerleader-style cards blabber on about 'go for it' and 'reach for the stars'? Well, hol...

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    You Put The "Hun" In Depression Card

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    A Dash of Honey-Dipped Humor! We get it... life's lemonade can sometimes taste more like a pickle juice cocktail. But fear not, dear friend of misa...

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    New Baby Spork Greeting Card

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    It all began with some innocent spooning But spooning soon lead to forking... and 9 months later our adorkable Spork Baby Greeting Card arrived! T...

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    To My Parent On The Loss Of Their Password Card

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    Do you have a parent that suffers from password amnesia? Lost passwords? Oh, they're just our parents' secret way of keeping us entertained! Presen...

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    The Hardest Days Of The Week Encouragement Card

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    This card will leave them in stitches Our cheeky First Seven Days Are Hardest Greeting is a clever sympathy card for somebody who looks like they'v...

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    Look On the Bright Side, Tomorrow Could Be Worse Greeting Card

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    Always look at the bright side of life... The empathetic, but humorous Look On the Bright Side, Tomorrow Could Be Worse Greeting Card is for your f...

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