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Slow, like... how’s it growing dude? If you enjoy living life in the slow lane, our Sloth Crystal Pet may be the perfect pet for you! A throwback a...

Brown Sugar, how come you taste so good? Behold our Blue Q Pineapple Brown Sugar Lip Shit! Have you ever seen a cuter little kitty eating an ice cr...

Your annoying Our official Grammar Police Pencils are perfect for the corrector and the corrected. Whether it's at home, the office or most likely ...

These peckers like morning wood Our cute Peckers Dirty Pun Greeting Card illustrates a selection of eleven birds from the woodpecker family, includ...

Dialogue with your cat = cat·a·log? Just once piece of our Instantly Talk With Your Cat Gum unlocks the dialogue between you and your pet! You'll ...

Donut worry, be happy! Scribble away with a design that's positively dripping with donuts. Our Donut Scented Pen boasts a drool-worthy, donut-arom...

Knitting, Nipping🧶😺 This kitty has big plans.... to make you mittens and make you feel slightly uncomfortable! Our hilarious Check Out My Butthole ...