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Inner child approved mints! Unwrap a burst of fun with our zany Bubblegum Mints! A playful twist on the ordinary, offering the nostalgic taste of c...

Pardon Our Fucking French What's my new personal motto you ask? F*CK IT! Pardon my French. With 8 pieces of this delicious fruit flavored gum, you'...

Throwing in the towel never felt so good 🧖 Our offbeat Serenity Sympathy Card, perfectly conveys the tranquil feeling one experiences by letting go...

Hammy be hamming it up Ham-stirring the pot, like only a chubby hamster can, our You're the Shit Card Compliment + Thank You Card, delivers a hot s...

Shut the door and have some me time! Seriously. Relax! After All You're The Fucking Birthday Girl! You probably haven't had time to pee without i...

From one donkey to another Whether you're looking for the perfect Valentine, or just a little ass, our totally a-mule-sing I Like You Better Withou...

It's an outstanding quality you possess! I know I've told you hundreds of times what I love about you, but this one may have slipped by... Made i...

Jiminy frickin' Cricket! 🦗😠 Bug your friends, family, and co-workers with our annoying Hide a Bug Cricket Noise Maker Gag! Hide this little prankst...

Holy chip! This pen smells so good! You may be tempted to take a nibble out of our Chocolate Chip Cookie Scented Pen, but don't do it dough! Instea...

Now with 30% more whoop! Unleash some serious encouragement with our Whoop-Ass Card! Send to a friend so they can crack upon a can of whoop ass, as...

Even better than the cat's meow Our hiss-terical You're the Kitties' Titties Greeting Card features two members of the Itty Bitty Kitty Committee m...

Lookin' straight out of the 1980s! The ultimate blast from the past – a nostalgic throwback for the kids of the totally coolest era ever... the Wor...

It's like a hug in an envelope! Our Unsolicited Advice Shield Empathy Card is a trusty sidekick, a personal guardian against the dreaded sea of wel...

Nope. Gave the last one away! Our Gave My Last Fuck Sticker Card is for that friend who effortlessly navigates the tumultuous sea of life without s...

Your melons are on my rind Our bouncy Melons Greetings Card might seem inappropriate at first but after closer inspection you see nine fantasticall...