The Corgi Butt Bottle Opener $9.99 Butt I'm feeling corgeous! Our Corgi Butt Bottle Opener is a hilarious choice when you’re looking to add a wall mounted opener to your home bar. You can use it to efficiently open bottles when you need a quick laugh. Makes an excellent gift for...
Cute-Tea The Charming Hedgehog Tea Infuser $9.99 Cruising for a brew'sing! Our Cute-Tea The Charming Hedgehog is looking sharp as always! Forget hogging the tea all to yourself, invite this delightfully pointy pal to tea time! Just fill Cute-Tea hedgehog with your favorite loose tea leaves, and hang...
Pick-Its Cocktail Picks $6.99 Make America drink again! With our cleverly designed Pick-Its Cocktail Picks you can unite with your fellow party-goers to take on the establishment and CHOOSE BOOZE! Pick-Its are designed to look like tiny protest picket signs! They're sure to will...
Cute Little F*ckers Woodland Creature Dish Towel $10.99 I Love Cooking For Those Cute Little Fuckers! Our Cute Little F*ckers Woodland Creature Dish Towel is like the center of a Venn diagram, in which the big circles are Norman Rockwell and Kinda Fucked Up. It's where your idyllic childhood and adulthood...
Filthy Rich Cocktail Napkins $5.99 You're filthy, wipe your mouth! It's time to put your money where your mouth is with our Filthy Rich Cocktail Napkins! Refine your cocktail party experience with these high-quality, highfalutin napkins will keep you looking like a million bucks, even...
I Want A F*cking Pizza Dish Towel $10.99 Your prayers have been answered! Our I Want A Fucking Pizza Dish Towel has come down from the heavens and manifested itself into your hot little hands. Why settle for some plain dishrag? You deserve an extra cheese supreme masterpiece! Remember...
Cattitude Mug $14.99 Escape the wrath of the nails and hissing! Grab your favorite warm beverage with our Cattitude Mug. It's the purr-fect cup of cattitude and a guide to feline foibles. Never get scratched again with this a-meow-zing guide to your cat’s crazy mood...
Dinner Winner Plate Supper Hero Edition $19.99 $17.59 Play with your food or you're grounded! Look down at the floor! It's a roll! It's a blob of mashed potatoes! It's your kid's dinner anywhere but in their belly! Your lil super hero will soon be fighting at the chance to eat everything...
Duck Duck Drink Tea Infuser $14.99 It’s tea time, so bottom’s up! Our Duck Duck Drink Tea Infuser is a charming tea infuser that floats in your cup — bobbing and brewing loose tea leaves to perfection. When you're stressed out and feel like telling the world to go...
Food Truck Lunch Box $29.99 Give your food a cool ride to school or work! Classic tin lunch box in the shape of a food truck with carry handle Made from high quality tin Resistant to rust and corrosion Designed in the style of a classic food truck with a front-opening lid,...
100% Legal Pot (Holder) $9.99 Get Baked + Cook At The Same Time! So, what you've got here is a pot holder that LOOKS like a pot leaf! Pot ... pot. Hilarious! Long after the novelty of this aptly-named product wears off, you'll be enjoying its quality construction and...
Fowl Language Mug $14.99 Fowl-mouthed fine feathered friends! Some of our feathered friends are positively fowl-mouthed and our amusing Fowl Language Mug features a collection of seemingly innocent birds, all with rather rude names. This is the perfect mug for any bird...
Golden Girl Bottle Opener $9.99 Very easy to use... just like Blanche! Flash meets function with our Golden Girl Bottle Opener. This fantastic bottle opener is on a keychain so it's pretty much on you at all times. So next time you've traveled down the road and back again looking...
I Cerealsly Love You Spoon $11.99 We eat puns for breakfast We're cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs and our I Cerealsly Love You Spoon! Our seriously sweet spoon is the hottest addition in our awesome gift giving bag of Trix. Because nothing says I love you like spooning with your honey!...
Manatea Tea Infuser $9.99 Cute, Pudgy, and Environmentally Friendly Ahhh. There's nothing like a sea cow to make tea time a little more comforting! Everybody's favorite Floridian wants to brew you a nice cup of tea and share a slow, calm moment. Our ManaTea Tea...
People I Love: Cats. Dish Towel $10.99 Far superior to paypurrr products. Our hiss-terical People I Love: Cats. Dish Towel just barely scratches the surface of ones pre-fur-ence for cats over humans. Purrrhaps you're looking for a gift for your crazy cat lady friend? or maybe you just...
Como Tea Llama Tea Infuser $9.99 Hola! Meet our Como Tea Llama Tea Infuser! It's the groovy Peruvian infuser! Simply fill this Fred and Friends Andean-inspired infuser with your favorite blend of tea, stand it upright in your mug, and steep. You'll be rewarded with fresh...
Man With A Pan Oven Mitt $12.99 A man with a plan pan! Why does "Man With A Pan" sound so concerning at first? Oh that's probably just a personal fear of mine materializing while I write this product description. At my house, "I cook... you clean" 9 out of 10 times results in my better...
Nacho Cheese Candle $11.99 $10.55 An awesomely cheesy gift Though it's cheesey, we think our Nacho Cheese Candle is pretty grate! Whether you like being reminded of baseball games, country fairs, late night Taco Bell runs, or movie theater concessions, the Nacho Cheese Candle...
Roach Clips Bag Clips $8.99 Our Fred Roach Clips Bag Clips are brand shrieking new for Fall 2018! Eerily realistic these all-purpose spring-loaded bag clips are cleverly designed to look like cockroaches, and will make you jump! They're a fun + unique housewarming (or dorm...
Beer Scented Candle $11.99 $10.55 Beer has always been there for you... It was there when you graduated, every night after a hard day of work, kicking back with your friends and even when your team was winning or losing! Beer never judged you and gave you unconditional love...
Woke AF Mug $11.99 You awake? The cheeky double entendre of our Woke AF Mug just makes us smile ear-to-ear! You know, like that feeling you get when someone asks if you would like some more coffee while they're up! Or you just found that someone brought frosted donuts in...
Hellraiser Oven Mitt $12.99 Just like our sweet and innocent Hellraiser Oven Mitt your meals may look all wholesome and homemade, but you know the truth. You're the kind of brassy babe who would buy a frozen lasagna, heat it up in a nice pan, and call it a Dish to Pass. And we love...
Lap Cat Napkins $8.99 Lap cats! No fancy feast is complete without our playful paper Lap Cat Napkins! These folded feline fur'ends are the purr'furred way to keep your whiskers clean! We mean, fur real? Mew must be kitten with those a-paw-ling table manners! It's time...
All Food Is Dog Food Dish Towel $10.99 Our hilariously accurate All Food Is Dog Food Dish Towel is all it's barked up to be! Because, as any dog owner knows, there's no such thing as the 5 second rule when you have a dog around! If you have a furry 4 legged-vacuum cleaner you'll know exactly...
Wanderware Cocktail Shaker $15.99 $14.07 You may wonder where in the world you are, but no matter where the unbeaten path leads... you'll end up prepared for a swanky good time with our Wander Ware Cocktail Shaker! This 10-ounce rugged shaker is a tough and tumble enameled-steel drink mixer,...
Self Help Book Flask $19.99 Improving yourself one sip at a time! Have you already tried a dozen self help books? Did your healing crystals fail this time? Stash your favorite nip in our Self Help Book for whenever you might need some guidance. Fill the flask with your...
Hot Dog Tea Infuser $9.99 Hot diggity dog! Our Hot Dog Tea Infuser has turned out to be our mug’s best friend! Simply fill this adorable dachshund-shaped tea infuser with your favorite loose tea, perch him in your cup, then obediently wait for the tea to steep...
Two For Tea Narwhal Tea Infuser + Mug Gift Set $19.99 $17.59 Having trouble telling the world how you feel? Cut the blubber and get straight to the point with Our Two For Narwhal Tea Infuser and Mug set! It's the classic love story... mug meets infuser and happiness brews. This dynamic duo consists of our Spiked...
Donut Touch My Lunch Bag $18.99 $16.71 As sweet as it gets! There's no need to sugar coat it, our Frosted Donut Lunch Tote is as sweet as it gets! The "holey" grail of lunch pails, this pink glazed beauty with colorful sprinkles will leave the cool kids begging for you to sit at their table...
Subversive Cross-Stitch Sponge Set $12.99 Lather, rinse, and f*cking repeat Show them how you really feel about tedious tasks with our Subversive Cross-Stitch Sponge Set. Because as you know, doing the dishes brings out the surly side in all of us. This hilarious housewarming or hostess...
Tortilla Clips Bag Clips $8.99 Don't be a dip, grab a clip for your chips! Keep your chips safe and fresh with our visually puntastic Tortilla Clips Bag Clips! Let the chips fall where they may? No way pendejo! When the chips are down, don't come around looking for...
Greetings From Lake Wine Dish Towel $10.99 Our delightfully retro Greetings From Lake Wine Dish Towel is a nod to everyone's favorite vacation in a bottle. Now, don't tell anyone. We don't want this place overrun with tourists. This colorful kitchen towel resembles a postcard and features a...
The Book Lover's Mug $14.99 Have you read all these books yet? Why not curl up for a good read with The Book Lover's Mug. The mug has 30 unforgettable classic novels to choose from that will inspire the book lover in everybody. How many have you read? This mug is a fantastic gift...
Eat Up, B*tches Woven Dish Towel $12.99 Serve up some snark with our Eat Up, Bitches Woven Dish Towel! Dish towels are like the socks of the kitchen! So why not add some trash talking and personality to your favorite room in the house? It's the perfect gift, because everyone needs...
G-Clamp Bottle Opener $14.99 A good tool for the right job! A traditional heavy cast iron G-Clamp with a (you’ll wonder how you ever lived with this feature before) bottle opener! If your latest DIY project is thirsty work, crack open a cold brew after a hard day in...
Pour Some Sugar in Me Mug $11.99 Sweet toothed Def Leopard fan? Our totally def Pour Some Sugar in Me Mug is going to help you rock your mornings! Yeah! Sugar me! Do you take sugar? one lump or two? Whichever way you take it, holding a generous 16 ounces, this mug will keep you...
Wet My Whistle Musical Straws $9.99 Whistle while you work (on that drink) With our Wet My Whistle Musical Straws, the *clink* of ice dropping into your glass wont be the only music to your ears! Its like that cool whistle candy you used to get when you're a kid... but this time,...
Doggy Bag Handy Lunch Tote $9.99 After an evening of whining and dining, you can playfully bust out our totally fetching Doggy Bag Handy Tote to carry your leftovers home in! It's a DOGGY BAG. Get it?? Bone Appetit! (our apawlogies) This colorful and cheeky pooch tote can be used...
Hot Mess So Blessed Mug $11.99 Glorious coffee cup! Good Lord, our Hot Mess So Blessed Mug is accurate! What a beautiful hot mess of a mug this is, and we can totally relate! Take a big gulp, and let your inside voice out with our Fred and Friend's Say Anything Hot Mess So Blessed...
Hungover Mug $11.99 $10.55 Shhh... my head For every weekend morning, our Hungover Mug will be right there by your side, filling you up with your favorite beverage and hopefully helping with your current mood. Yes, you’ll make arrangements with yourself that you never want...
I'm a Girl, What's Your Superpower? Dish Towel $10.99 Our amazing I'm a Girl, What's Your Superpower? Dish Towel is leaps and bounds above the rest! You're a force to be reckoned with, so why settle for some basic dish rag? Put your super powers on display for all the world to see, as this awesome...
Rockstar Guitar Case Lunch Box $19.99 Carry sandwiches like a rock-n-roll star. Cool kids bring their own lunch. The coolest kids conceal their lunch in a guitar case. Prove your rock-star credentials, decorate with your favorite band stickers. Or prove you're eating 5-a-day and decorate...
Spiked Tea Narwhal Tea Infuser $9.99 Narwhal, Narwhal, swimming in your tea cup! Causing a commotion because he is so awesome! No matter what time of the day or night it is, it's the perfect time to brew some tea with the unicorn/Jedi of the sea! Our Spiked Tea Narwhal Tea...
Unicorn Tea Infuser $16.99 $11.49 Infuse your day with positivi-tea with our Unicorn Tea Infuser! This majestic rainbow maned beauty will magically turn hot water into a cup of tea! Just add tea leaves to this Unicorn Tea Infuser, and let this mythical one-horned creature turn...
Purr Tea Kitty Cat Infuser $9.99 Our Purr Tea Kitty Cat Infuser will help brew the purrrfect cup of tea! Just fill this adorable kitty shaped tea infuser with your favorite loose tea leaves, hang its little paws on the edge of your cup, and you’ll be curling up with the coziest...
Hangry Handy Lunch Tote $9.99 If you don't watch out, somebody might get hurt. That's right, I'm looking at you Veggie Burrito! If you're looking to own a lunch bag that screams equal parts cute and "get the heck out of my way, I need to eat!" we've got just the one for you!...
I Want A Burrito Dish Towel $10.99 Burrito heaven I want a burrito to tuck me in gently into its warm beans and "Rest here my child be at peace now." When it comes to dream burritos, guacamole is never extra. Do you have a breakfast burrito, followed by lunch at Taco...
My Tai Tropical Drink Markers $10.99 $9.67 Add a tropical touch to your drinks! Kick back, put your feet up, and relax - your drink isn't going anywhere! Our set of 6 My Tai Tropical Drink Markers are cute reusable drink umbrellas to mark your territory, just like your umbrella marks your plot of...
My Way Or Fast Food Off The Highway Dish Towel $10.99 Just some food for thought. Our straight-shooting My Way Or Fast Food Off The Highway Dish Towel is not taking requests. Not now, not ever. You want it your way? You can drive your happy ass to the burger joint down the street. When we were younger,...
24 Fake-Out Take-Out Paper Lunch Bags $9.99 $8.79 Fake 'em out! Increase your odds against dastardly lunch theft with our off-putting Fake-Out Take-Out Bags! Do you want to keep your tasty leftovers or your PB&J safe from low-life prowling lunch nabbers? Try our selection of paper lunch...
My Favorite Salad Is Wine Handy Lunch Tote $9.99 In bright fuchsia our flashy My Favorite Salad Is Wine Handy Tote screams the not so subtle message of this tote. You just simply can't beet this tote! Say it while you're at work! Say it while you're on a picnic! Say it while...
Taco Truck Taco Holders $13.99 Ice cream truck, shmice cream truck... we'll take a truck filled with delicious crunchy tacos any day! Meals are always more delicious when the come from a trendy food truck! This incredible duo of Taco Truck Taco Holders, perfectly cradle your...
Good Measure Wine Recipe Glass $9.99 Wine time! Bottoms up to good times and totes acceptable day drinkin'! Wine not? Our Good Measure Wine Cocktail Recipe Glass is ready to serve up some clever concoctions for wine cocktails! Our wine measuring glass is printed with seven delectable wine...
Potato Clips Bag Clips $8.99 They're all that and a bag of chips!* The ultimate gift for chip-sters, our Potato Clips Bag Clips will keep your snacks fun and fresh with the authentic appearance of an actual potato chip! A visual pun for the humor impaired. We're about to Lays it on...
Under The Tea Seahorse Infuser $9.99 $8.79 Is this the real life? Is this just fanta-sea? We are not squiding you right now! It's o-fish-al! Although totally silly and completely adorable our Under The Tea Seahorse Infuser is no joke and is ready to sink into a nice cup of tea...
Flipside Reversible Dishwasher Sign $6.99 Sorry We're Dirty / Come In We're Clean Magnets... how do they work? They're magic! What we do know is that they keep our super retro styled FlipSide Reversible Dishwasher Sign attached to your dishwasher so you know if what's inside is...
In Stitches Recipe For Disaster Potholder $9.99 Don't go baking my heart! Our In Stitches Recipe For Disaster Potholder is for the saucy, subversive chef that likes a little stitchin' in their kitchen. Perfect for anyone that rocks out with their crock out! You butter believe that it's a great gift...
Unicorn Pool Float-Tea Infuser $14.99 $13.19 Do oolong for adventure? Our Unicorn Pool Float-Tea Infuser by Fred is just what you need! This fun-loving miniature unicorn float tea infuser is an instant vacation in a cup! To put it loose-tea, it may just be the most legendary way to unwind with a...
Gastronaut Kids Spork $11.99 $10.55 One small step for mealtime... Just when you thought someone couldn’t improve on the genius that is the spork, in blasts our Gastronaut Kids Spork to save your dinner and waning patience from certain peril. You may love your kids to the moon and...
