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In desperate need of a kitchen makeover?  Turn the crappiest kitchen into the happiest kitsch'en (see what we did there?) with our super fun and functional gifts!  

Blue Q Hangry Handy Lunch Tote

$9.99

If you don't watch out, somebody might get hurt.  That's right, I'm looking at you Veggie Burrito! If you're looking to own a lunch bag that screams equal parts cute and "get the heck out of my way, I need to eat!" we've got just the one for you!...

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I Go All The Way Dish Towel

$10.99

The double entendre of our I Go All The Way Dish Towel is nearly as satisfying as a double hot fudge sundae with a cherry (and a pound of gummies) on top! We should know, having been a proud member of the Clean Plate of the Month Club since 1985. A...

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Purr Tea Kitty Cat Infuser

$9.99

Our Purr Tea Kitty Cat Infuser will help brew the purrrfect cup of tea! Just fill this adorable kitty shaped tea infuser with your favorite loose tea leaves, hang its little paws on the edge of your cup, and you’ll be curling up with the coziest...

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Unicorn Pool Float-Tea Infuser

$14.99

Do oolong for adventure? Our Unicorn Pool Float-Tea Infuser by Fred is just what you need! This fun-loving miniature unicorn float tea infuser is an instant vacation in a cup! To put it loose-tea, it may just be the most legendary way to unwind with a...

Blue Q Chow Time Black Cat Handy Tote

$9.99

Just us, or does the expression on our Chow Time Black Cat Handy Tote seem to be this kitty cat's response to who wants kittttty fooooood? Here kitty kitty! While we purffur a block of cheese, some dark chocolate, a fresh baguette, and some catbernet -...

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Blue Q Clusterf*ck Dish Towel

$10.99

Embrace the almighty and apparently unavoidable clusterfuck with our Blue Q Clusterf*ck Dish Towel. Whether that clusterfuck refers to your disaster known as your kitchen, your day, your week, your love life, your lack of love life, your home, your...

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Blue Q Hangry Wolf Dish Towel

$12.99

Lookout! Our Hangry Wolf Dish Towel is on the prowl. And he'll huff, and he'll puff, and he'll scarf your lunch down! Our ravenous fork + knife wielding big bad wolf is back! Orange you glad this growling guy made his way onto a dish towel!? Like...

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Cupcake Snack Cake Snack Cup

$9.99

Our spill-proof Chill, Baby Cupcake Snack Cake Snack Cup, is the icing on the cake of the fun and fantastic, yet hair-raising, toddler years! Cleverly designed to look like you're stowing away a cupcake in your diaper bag, it's an adorable way to stash...

Dumbbell Beer Glass

$14.99

Our Dumbbell Beer Glass will be there for you whenever you have things to workout.  We guarantee you'll fall in love with fitness… Fitness whole beer in your stomach! Shaped like the iconic weight, the Dumbell Beer Glass is for the...

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Free Beer Tomorrow Lightbox

$18.89

You'll be a day late and a dollar short with our Free Beer Tomorrow Lightbox! A cheeky gift for the light-hearted beer drinker! This vintage designed beer sign will become an instant classic. It's a glowing reminder that nothing is free, and just how...

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Inflatable Watermelon Snack Serving Ring

$7.99 $5.50

Our Inflatable Watermelon Serving Ring is a refreshing way to keep your noms contained this summer! Whether you're at a bbq, picnic, or poolside, we've made party prep easy - and fun. Just inflate our Watermelon Serving Ring, place a bowl in the...

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The Hell You Looking At Cat Mug

$9.99

Our hilarious The Hell You Looking At Cat Mug from Fred's Say Anything fall 2018 collection proves EVERYTHING is nicer with kittens! The juxtaposition of these sweet little innocent kitties along side this bitter phrase will sneak up on you like a...

Tiny Prancers Unicorn Drink Markers

$9.99

Our adorable Tiny Prancers Unicorn Drink Markers by Fred are just the unicorns you've been looking! What better way to host a legendary party than with a blessing of unicorn pals to guard your drinks! Hold me closer tiny prancer... Each unicorn will...

Tough Cookies Cookie Cutters

$11.99

We noticed that many folks these days are really into tattoos. Perpetual Kid, on the other hand, is into cookies - our moms won't yell at us for cookies!  So that seemed like a good starting point for Tough Cookies.  Use 'em to bake up some...

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Bar Bones Cocktail Strainer

$8.49

Go ahead, pick your poison.  Then extract the very soul of your cocktail creations with our Bar Bones Skull Cocktail Strainer!   MUAHHAHAHHAH!   Our a tough-as-bones cocktail strainer, is the perfect way to serve those...

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Fred and Friends Brew Beetle Tea Infuser

$9.99

Sorry to bug ya, but our Brew Beetle Tea Infuser is totally Fab Four brewing your favorite tea! There’s no cuter way to brew the ideal cuppa British tea. We love it, yeah, yeah, yeah- and hope you will, too! That's right, Fred has dung it again!...

Hangover Cocktail Recipe Coaster Set

$9.99

Our very spirited Hangover Good Measure Cocktail Recipe Coasters are a recipe for a successful party, and are as attractive as they are absorbent!  These stylish, retro-designed coasters feature the classics, and some that we can't wait to...

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Party Boat Shot Holder Set

$24.99

It’s full steam ahead with our Party Boat Shot Holder Set! It will keep your party in ship top shape!  This stylish steamer serves up four aluminum shot “stacks” that fit snugly into its cork base. Float it in the pool,...

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Pick Your Nose Party Cups

$8.49

Who knows how to liven up a party? YOU do! Each of these photo- realistic paper cups comes emblazoned with a new nose. When you tip your head to take a drink - voila - you get an instant nose job, and a chuckle from the crowd. Remember, never turn your...

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Purrfect Cat Wine Glass

$14.99

Your search for the Purrfect Cat Wine Glass can stop right meow! If you like drinking wine and feline fine, imagine purring yourself a glass of purrgundy or cat-bernet into our Purrfect Wine Glass! This silly glass with 3D ears and a sweet kitty face...

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Soup Bone Herb Infuser

$9.99

Fill up our Soup Bone Herb Infuser by Fred with fresh herbs and whole spices and deliver flavor as well as laughs! It's time to spice things up in the soup department! So, if you think our tea infusers are cool - wait till you get a load of this...

Totally Pawesome Crazy Cat Lady Mug

$9.99

If you have cat lover in your life who's just a little itty bitty kitty obsessed with their fur babies, they totally knead this mug right MEOW! Our Totally Pawesome Crazy Cat Lady Mug, graced with purrfectly pink paw pads, will happily sit on your pile...

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Under The Tea Sea Turtle Tea Infuser

$9.99

Oh, shell yeah! Our flippin awesome Under The Tea Sea Turtle Tea Infuser by Fred and Friends is coming this Fall 2018!  Just fill the shell with your favorite loose tea, and hook those adorable flippers on the side of your cup, and he'll brew...

Wine Enthusiast Half Bottle of Wine Glass

$18.89

Our Wine Enthusiast Half Bottle of Wine Glass is the elegantly excessive glass for big thinker with big thoughts! We heard it through the grapevine that the first thing on your bucket list is to fill the bucket with wine... and that sounds like an...

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Bottoms Up! Beer Mats

$7.99

Our totally cheeky Bottoms Up! Beer Mats are guaranteed to crack you up, as your fingers become the butt of the joke! These clever coasters are designed to put a smile on your face while you whet your whistle! Simply use your fingers to create a...

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Head for Business Bod for Sin Mug

$9.99

Attention bookworms and taco lovers, our Head for Business Bod for Sin Mug was made for you! Featuring a nerdy little worm wearing reading glasses and poking its head through a red delicious apple on one end, and sporting a bad@ss taco tattoo on its...

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Twist My Nuts Corkscrew Bottle Opener

$5.99

A'corny addition to your barware, our Twist My Nuts Corkscrew Bottle Opener is sure to be an attention grabber at the next get together! If you like your wines dry and nutty, this is the corkscrew for you! And boy is it screwy. It's time to rummage...

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Who Am I? Drinking Game Stickers

$3.99

A fun icebreaker for parties, our Who Am I? Drinking Game Stickers reinvents a classic drinking game! No longer will you stuck with a card stuck to your forehead! Instead, the answer to your 20 questions is hidden in plain sight, at the bottom of your...

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Wine Charmers Drink Markers

$10.99

Our full-bodied Wine Charmers Drink Markers are four handsome chaps who'd like to get to know you over a glass of wine.  Muscles galore as they bicep curl the stem of your glass... they're enough to make any Cabernet Sauvignon blush! Imagine. It's...

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Frosted Donut Lunch Tote

$14.99

There's no need to sugar coat it, our Frosted Donut Lunch Tote is as sweet as it gets! The "holey" grail of lunch pails, this pink glazed beauty with colorful sprinkles will leave the cool kids begging for you to sit at their table. They'll be so jelly,...

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Oaked Wine Acorn Bottle Stoppers

$9.99

Aw, nuts! Our Oaked Wine Acorn Bottle Stoppers are just about as nutty as they come! Acorn-y and useful gift, our Fred and Friends bottle stoppers are cleverly designed to resemble acorns and will allow you to squirrel your wine away for...

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Tiny Prancers Llama Drink Markers

$9.99

Our Tiny Prancers Llama Drink Markers by Fred are the spitting image of the real deal, and they're party animals! Having trouble telling your drinks apart? No probllama! They've got you covered. These tiny prancers wool transform your party into a...

Inflatable Flamingo Snack Serving Ring

$7.99 $5.50

Our Inflatable Flamingo Snack Serving Ring is ready to serve up the fun at your next party, so you can focus on being single and ready to mingle! Birds of a feather flock together, and what will everyone remember about the party you hosted? The food!...

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