Kitchen

In desperate need of a kitchen makeover?  Turn the crappiest kitchen into the happiest kitsch'en (see what we did there?) with our super fun and functional gifts!  

You Wanna Piece of This Oven Mitt

$12.99

Go on and take it. Our aggressively coy You Wanna Piece of This Oven Mitt will strike a chord with all of the food pushers out there. We're looking at you Grandma! Sorry, did that sound like a threat? What I meant was that you'd be reallllllly sorry if...

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Bitch I Am Secret Ingredient Oven Mitt

$12.99

It sure as hell ain't saffron or paprika, honey. Our Bitch I Am Secret Ingredient Oven Mitt is anything but sugar and spice and everything nice. If you're looking for the secret ingredient to gift giving, it's about having a damn sense of humor,...

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Cat Butt Magnets

$11.99 $7.99

Clinging to your fridge like cat hair on your clothes, our cheeky Cat Butt Magnets will be a clear indication of where you stand on the dog vs cat debate. From the hand and mind of designer Steph Mantis comes this a'mews-ing assortment of magnets which...

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People I Love: Cats. Dish Towel

$10.99

Far superior to paypurrr products. Our hiss-terical People I Love: Cats. Dish Towel just barely scratches the surface of ones pre-fur-ence for cats over humans. Purrrhaps you're looking for a gift for your crazy cat lady friend? or maybe you just...

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Sweet Hot Tasty Buns Are Ready Dish Towel

$10.99

Mmm, mmm, mmm! Checkout our super cheeky Sweet Hot Tasty Buns Are Ready Dish Towel! That's right! We've got... buns in the oven! Tasty buns! Sweet buns! We've got buns, hun! Why settle for some plain dishrag? Hang some popping fresh fun from your oven...

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Helping Hands Chopsticks

$4.99

Looks like your chopstick skills could use a helping hand. Please, a tiny round of applause for our Helping Hands Chopsticks, which were recently featured on BuzzFeed! Hilariously adorable they also make it perfectly okay to eat with your hands, in any...

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Inflatable Flamingo Snack Serving Ring

$7.99

Our Inflatable Flamingo Snack Serving Ring is ready to serve up the fun at your next party, so you can focus on being single and ready to mingle! Birds of a feather flock together, and what will everyone remember about the party you hosted? The food!...

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Popsticks Training Chopsticks

$7.99 $4.99

Twisted Take On Chopsticks! If you have a house full of little monkeys, chances are your dinner already resembles a circus!  So go ahead an add a fun twist to your table with our Popsticks chopsticks.  They're a totally twisted take on your...

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Uncanny Cocktail Wiener Erasers

$9.99 $5.99

Oh, don't be such a weenie! Of course, our Uncanny Cocktail Wiener Erasers are the perfect departure gift from a less than admirable ex-boyfriend! Particularly after you discovered he was just a pig in a blanket. I mean, there are wurst things you...

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Bob Ross Self-Painting Heat Sensitive Mug

$12.99 $7.99

Trees and coffee make me happy! Our Bob Ross Self-Painting Heat Sensitive Mug is for everyone who enjoys the happy. Whether it’s happy accidents in painting or life, Bob Ross always said, “Do something every day that will make you...

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F*ck, I Love Cheese Woven Dish Towel

$12.99

That's what cheese said. Don't be Bleu! Our unbrielievably accurate Fuck, I Love Cheese Woven Dish Towel is the perfect irreverent hostess gift you've been searching for! It's a mozzar-hella cool present for your cheesiest friend. After all, you guys...

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I Decorate With Cats Crazy Cat Lady Mug

$9.99

Fly your purr-verbial freak flag high with our I Decorate With Cats Crazy Cat Lady Mug. Beclaws all other interior decorators are in-fur-ier if they don't add a smattering of cats to their decor! This heartwarming red mug with white interior...

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Oops, I'm Drunk Oven Mitt

$11.99

Wine and Dine There is truth in wine and our Oops, I'm Drunk Oven Mitt is telling it like it is! Wanna join me? I promise, the food's gonna taste wayyyy better this way. And fun loving gift for your tipsy cook!  Screen-printed in rich colors,...

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Totally Pawesome Crazy Cat Lady Mug

$9.99

That Lady Is Crazy... For Cats! If you have cat lover in your life who's just a little itty bitty kitty obsessed with their fur babies, they totally knead this mug right MEOW! Our Totally Pawesome Crazy Cat Lady Mug, graced with purrfectly pink paw...

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Hot Mess So Blessed Mug

$9.99 $5.99

Good Lord, our Hot Mess So Blessed Mug is accurate! What a beautiful hot mess of a mug this is, and we can totally relate! Take a big gulp, and let your inside voice out with our Fred and Friend's Say Anything Hot Mess So Blessed Mug and tell the world...

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Wine Charmers Drink Markers

$10.99

Our full-bodied Wine Charmers Drink Markers are four handsome chaps who'd like to get to know you over a glass of wine.  Muscles galore as they bicep curl the stem of your glass... they're enough to make any Cabernet Sauvignon blush! Imagine. It's...

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Cupcake Snack Cake Snack Cup

$9.99

Our spill-proof Chill, Baby Cupcake Snack Cake Snack Cup, is the icing on the cake of the fun and fantastic, yet hair-raising, toddler years! Cleverly designed to look like you're stowing away a cupcake in your diaper bag, it's an adorable way to stash...

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All-Star Beer Basket Cups

$12.99 $7.99

With our red, white, and blue All-Star Beer Basket Cups, pick your team and take your best shot! We're pretty sure you can figure this out on your own, but let us provide a shot assist! Test your aim at dunking a ball into any of your opponent's cups...

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Ladies Night Drink Markers

$10.99 $6.99

Add some Magic to your night We saw you checking out our Ladies Night Drink Markers... These athletic hunks will maneuver and cling to your glass in a variety of positions you wouldn't think is possible! Set of 4 Cheeky ladies night drink...

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Ringo the Octopus Handy Lunch Tote

$9.99

Heya, what's Kraken? Did you know that octopuses are masters of camouflage? It's true! Well, most octopuses. Not this guy, though. For our ink-credibly cute Ringo the Octopus Handy Lunch Tote, blending in just isn't his thing. When he's not under the sea...

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Crack A Smile Emoji Pancake + Egg Mold Set

$9.99 $5.99

Our slightly moody Crack A Smile Emoji Pancake + Egg Mold Set give those pancakes and scrambled eggs a healthy dose of attitude! This quadruaple faced emoji silicone mold makes four different edible emotions — happy, angry, surprised,...

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Extra Shot Coffee Mug

$14.99

Hit Me With Your Best shot!Introducing our Extra Shot Coffee Mug! So called "Hip" flasks are designed to fit on your hip, right?   Or are they supposed to make you LOOK hip when you wear them on your hip, kind of like a fanny pack?   We're...

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Get Ready to Undo Your Pants Oven Mitt

$12.99

Time to cook up some fun. Our extra saucy Get Ready to Undo Your Pants Oven Mitt is ready to serve up the spiciest of dishes! Featuring an innocent yet flirty retro print with the words Get Ready to Undo Your Pants, this double entendre gets to...

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Made From Scratch Cat Dish Towel

$12.99

Watch out for your ankles! Our Made From Scratch Cat Dish Towel is coming right for ya, and will keep you on your toes in the kitchen! Would you just look at this kitty cat. So stinking pleased with herself because she's ripped the hell out your...

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Buzzin' Bee Double-Wall Glass Set

$21.99 $13.99

Bee happy and get your buzz on with our Buzzin' Bee Double-Wall Glass Set! Why do they come in a set? One for your, and one for your honey! Beekeeper of your favorite beverage with this adorable hive shaped glass! These un-bee-lievably cute glasses...

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Cocktail Party Cups with Measurement Markers

$12.49 $7.99

Our tropical Cocktail Party Cups with Measurement Markers are ready to bring a fresh twist to your next house party, beach party, or impromptu work happy hour! Take your pick from six different cocktail recipes, including vodka, rum, gin, prosecco,...

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People I Want To Meet: Dogs Dish Towel

$10.99

Our totally fetching People I Want To Meet: Dogs Dish Towel puts your true feelings on display without ever having to mutt'er a word.  You much pawfer the company of dogs over... ugh. People. The ruff reality is that you happily greet any dog that...

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Wanderware Cocktail Shaker

$15.99 $9.99

You may wonder where in the world you are, but no matter where the unbeaten path leads... you'll end up prepared for a swanky good time with our Wander Ware Cocktail Shaker! This 10-ounce rugged shaker is a tough and tumble enameled-steel drink mixer,...

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Uncanny Mandarin Orange Erasers

$9.99

Ex-squeeze us, but we must introduce you to our Uncanny Mandarin Orange Erasers! Their orange-inality is sure to a-peel to your sense of humor! Orange you glad you stumbled upon these erasers? Fashioned to look like whole segments of a mandarin orange,...

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Chameleon Social Climbers Wine Charms

$9.99 $5.99

Leaping lizards!  Our clingy Chameleon Social Climbers Wine Charms sure do make it easy to find your wine in a crowd! If you're ready for a change, these little fellas are the perfect rainbow-hued characters for your next party! While most...

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You're Beautiful Don't Change Oven Mitt

$12.99

Our delightful You're Beautiful Don't Change Oven Mitt is great for serving up tasty dishes and good vibes! You're beautiful just like the afternoon sky, a branch of flowers, or a friendly little bird. Actually, no. I take that back. Those things are...

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You're So Foxy Mug

$11.99 $7.99

What did the Fox say? - Ummmmmm... coffee, please! Oh, for fox sake! If our adorable So Foxy Coffee Mug isn't the most perfect way to cleverly scheme your attack on your day, we don't know what is! Enjoy your morning coffee or tea with this sly fox...

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All Food Is Dog Food Dish Towel

$10.99

Our hilariously accurate All Food Is Dog Food Dish Towel is all it's barked up to be! Because, as any dog owner knows, there's no such thing as the 5 second rule when you have a dog around! If you have a furry 4 legged-vacuum cleaner you'll know exactly...

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Bosom Buddies Drink Markers

$10.99

Not to be confused with Buffy and Hildegarde (from one of the best sitcoms of the 80's) these Bosom Buddies aren't a drag, and they're only looking to occupy your drink not your low rent apartment! Don'’t let the ladies have all the fun with their drink...

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Unicorn Measuring Cups

$12.99 $7.99

Secret Magical Ingredient Sprinkle some magic into your baking with our super cute Elodie Unicorn Measuring Cups. Not only are they fun, but they're super functional in the kitchen. Let our super cute and functional Elodie Unicorn Measuring Cups...

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Unicorn Tea Infuser

$16.99 $10.99

Infuse your day with positivi-tea with our Unicorn Tea Infuser! This majestic rainbow maned beauty will magically turn hot water into a cup of tea! Just add tea leaves to this Unicorn Tea Infuser, and let this mythical one-horned creature turn...

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Escape! Deep Sea Critter Lid Lifters

$11.99

Color Changing Kitchen CreaturesOur heat-sensitive color-changing, Escape! Deep Sea Critters Lid Lifters will keep your pots from boiling over, and keep you from getting in hot water!   Slip our silicone octopus tentacle or crab claw on top of your...

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Frosty Ice Beer Mug Mold

$14.99 $8.99

Our Frosty Ice Beer Mug Mold, is hands down, the coolest way to chillout! It's just what you need when all you want to do is relax with some friends and an ice cold beeri!  Simply fill the mold with water and freeze to create a giant ice cube that...

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Chow Time Black Cat Handy Tote

$9.99

Just us, or does the expression on our Chow Time Black Cat Handy Tote seem to be this kitty cat's response to who wants kittttty fooooood? Here kitty kitty! While we purffur a block of cheese, some dark chocolate, a fresh baguette, and some catbernet -...

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Cat Tiki Mug Set

$27.99

Time for a Tiki Purr-ty! Why bother leaving the comfort of your own home (and cats) when you can shake things up at home with our Cat Tiki Mugs!  They'll make a great addition to your next Tiki Purr-ty!  No kitten! Most Tiki mugs look like...

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Get The Hell Out of My Kitchen Dish Towel

$10.99

Our deliciously distasteful Get The Hell Out of My Kitchen Dish Towel is just what the cook ordered! We don't need your half-baked ideas. Your pinch of advice, or dash of criticism. Mind your own plate and get out of our site before you become the main...

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Canned Laughter

$11.99

Canned Laughter... because everyone deserves their own laugh track! Bwahahaha! Tee hee hee! You know you're hilarious, but you can't always have someone bear witness to your amazing one-liners and zingers. That's where our Canned Laughter comes in...

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I'll Feed All You F*ckers Oven Mitt

$12.99

Embracing the challenges of fatherhood our I'll Feed All You F*ckers Oven Mitt is a nod to the king of the BBQ! What's that? You brought some friends home from school? You invited the neighborhood over for dinner? When will dinner be ready? It's dinner...

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Love Tiki Mug

$4.59

Tiki For Two and Two For TikiWe aren't making any promises of magical powers, but our Love Tiki Mug allegedly causes people to fall in love with one another... forever!  The myth states that the stronger the drink, the more likely you are to fall in...

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Notes To Self Drunk Stirrers

$7.99 $4.99

Swizzle stick add flair to your drinks and our Notes To Self Drunk Stirrers do not fail to deliver! Your drinks will get mixed with an extra splash of personality using this set of charmingly vocal set of 4 drink stirrers. Use to combine the perfect...

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Steel Rainbow Party Cup

$15.99

It may have taken a few years of partying to realize this, but your spirit animal is a unicorn... and it's time to start drinking like one! Our fancy pants Rainbow Party Cup is an oh-so-magical twist on the classic red party cup!  Whether you're...

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Cool Beans Ice Cube Coffee Tray

$9.99 $5.99

Coffee ice makes a cooler brew! Love the chilly goodness of iced coffee, but not the way melted ice waters down the flavor? Yeah - well we heard ya! Your java jolt will keep stronger longer with a Cool Beans Coffee Ice Cube made from real coffee...

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Inflatable Watermelon Snack Serving Ring

$7.99 $4.99

Our Inflatable Watermelon Serving Ring is a refreshing way to keep your noms contained this summer! Whether you're at a bbq, picnic, or poolside, we've made party prep easy - and fun. Just inflate our Watermelon Serving Ring, place a bowl in the...

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Oaked Wine Acorn Bottle Stoppers

$9.99 $5.99

Aw, nuts! Our Oaked Wine Acorn Bottle Stoppers are just about as nutty as they come! Acorn-y and useful gift, our Fred and Friends bottle stoppers are cleverly designed to resemble acorns and will allow you to squirrel your wine away for...

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Donut Touch My Lunch Bag

$14.99

There's no need to sugar coat it, our Frosted Donut Lunch Tote is as sweet as it gets! The "holey" grail of lunch pails, this pink glazed beauty with colorful sprinkles will leave the cool kids begging for you to sit at their table. They'll be so jelly,...

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F*ck This Sh*t Oven Mitt

$12.99

Our F*ck This Sh*t Oven Mitt is the perfect kitchen accessory for the sometimes-struggling domestic goddess. Some days you win. And other days, you just end up making a series of small fires in the kitchen. It's ok - that's what pizza delivery is for...

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Hellraiser Oven Mitt

$12.99

Just like our sweet and innocent Hellraiser Oven Mitt your meals may look all wholesome and homemade, but you know the truth. You're the kind of brassy babe who would buy a frozen lasagna, heat it up in a nice pan, and call it a Dish to Pass. And we love...

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Sriracha Sippy Cup

$6.49 $3.99

Does your family put hot sauce on their hot sauce?  We say start em young!    Our super spicy Sriracha Sippy Cup is a hit for little chili-lovers in training!    You know them as the offspring of hot mamas who loaded up on...

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Lazy Ass Panda Dish Towel

$12.99

Our Lazy Ass Panda Dish Towel will look perfect hanging off the stove that you only use to store bread and chips! Because, if you strongly identify with this towel, the chances are you're simply obsessed with pandas... or the closest you've coming to...

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