Fowl Language Mug $17.99 Fowl-mouthed fine feathered friends! Some of our feathered friends are positively fowl-mouthed and our amusing Fowl Language Mug features a collection of seemingly innocent birds, all with rather rude names. This is the perfect mug for any bird...
100% Legal Pot (Holder) $9.99 Get Baked + Cook At The Same Time! So, what you've got here is a pot holder that LOOKS like a pot leaf! Pot ... pot. Hilarious! Long after the novelty of this aptly-named product wears off, you'll be enjoying its quality construction and...
Bottle Top Birthday Candle $5.99 Beer is better than cake! The amazing Skumps Bottle Top Candle is the perfect celebratory accessory for your best pal who is on a steady liquid diet for the evening! Just pop it into a bottle and start singing! Use this attention grabbing bottle...
Cattitude Mug $17.99 Escape the wrath of the nails and hissing! Grab your favorite warm beverage with our Cattitude Mug. It's the purr-fect cup of cattitude and a guide to feline foibles. Never get scratched again with this a-meow-zing guide to your cat’s crazy mood...
CrunchCup $21.99 It's better than spooning! Hasta la vista soggy cereal! The CrunchCup keeps your cereal crunchy... yep, life changing! The milk and cereal don't actually meet until they hit your mouth. Your cereal can now easily be portable, you don't need to lug...
Cute Little F*ckers Woodland Creature Dish Towel $10.99 I Love Cooking For Those Cute Little Fuckers! Our Cute Little F*ckers Woodland Creature Dish Towel is like the center of a Venn diagram, in which the big circles are Norman Rockwell and Kinda Fucked Up. It's where your idyllic childhood and adulthood...
I Hate Everyone Too Oven Mitt $12.99 We think our I Hate Everyone Too Oven Mitt is just about the greatest gift you can give to your best gossip dishing pal! After all, what seals the deal for a life long friendship more than some key common interests and dislikes? On the outside,...
Kid's Rainbow Ice Cream Tumbler $9.99 Double (insulated) rainbow! As the weather heats up prepare to cool down in style with our Kid's Rainbow Ice Cream Tumbler. Get sippy with it and drink in colorful style! Shaped to resemble a scrumptious ice cream cone, this rainbow colored...
Rockstar Guitar Case Lunch Box $19.99 Carry sandwiches like a rock-n-roll star. Cool kids bring their own lunch. The coolest kids conceal their lunch in a guitar case. Prove your rock-star credentials, decorate with your favorite band stickers. Or prove you're eating 5-a-day and decorate...
Sudski Shower Beer Holder $14.99 It's Happy Hour in the shower! Shower beer is one of life’s greatest simple pleasures and everyone will enjoy the Sudski Shower Beer Holder. Nothing beats hot water running down your back as a cold beer delivers unmatched refreshement. The only...
Taco Truck Taco Holders $13.99 Ice cream truck, shmice cream truck... we'll take a truck filled with delicious crunchy tacos any day! Meals are always more delicious when the come from a trendy food truck! This incredible duo of Taco Truck Taco Holders, perfectly cradle your...
The Breakfast Scrub $7.99 Join the clean plate club! Rise and shine, it’s time to join the clean plate club! If your sink contains more than a short stack, The Breakfast Scrub is here to help. Pancake Stack Sponge Egg Sponge Bacon...
The Food Has Weed In It Oven Mitt $12.99 Baked with love weed You know who our The Food Has Weed In It Oven Mitt is perfect for... yep, grandma. With prescription prices criminally high, do you really think she's not baking in a little something something?! Make edibles or get out of...
Good Chemistry Cream + Sugar Set $21.99 Goggles not required for mixology It doesn't matter if you periodically make a hot beverage or if it's everyday, our Good Chemistry Cream and Sugar Set has you covered. It's precise measurements will have your coffee prep down to a science! The Good...
Greetings From Lake Wine Dish Towel $10.99 Our delightfully retro Greetings From Lake Wine Dish Towel is a nod to everyone's favorite vacation in a bottle. Now, don't tell anyone. We don't want this place overrun with tourists. This colorful kitchen towel resembles a postcard and features a...
Just Ripe Avocado Sponge $5.99 Avocadon’t get me started about dirty dishes! Holy guacamole, that’s a lot of dishes! Our Just Ripe Avocado Sponge by Fred has three hard-working layers to get your dishes fresh and clean! One sponge. The...
Lap Cat Napkins $8.99 Lap cats! No fancy feast is complete without our playful paper Lap Cat Napkins! These folded feline fur'ends are the purr'furred way to keep your whiskers clean! We mean, fur real? Mew must be kitten with those a-paw-ling table manners! It's time...
Subversive Cross-Stitch Sponge Set $12.99 Lather, rinse, and f*cking repeat Show them how you really feel about tedious tasks with our Subversive Cross-Stitch Sponge Set. Because as you know, doing the dishes brings out the surly side in all of us. This hilarious housewarming or hostess...
The Ridiculously Rude Plants Mug $17.99 Excuse me, have you snipped your Shaggy Soldier? Our Ridiculously Rude Plants Mug features a fun collection of seemingly innocent plants that all have ridiculously rude names. This is the perfect mug for any gardener who would get a chuckle over a...
Tortilla Clips Bag Clips $8.99 Don't be a dip, grab a clip for your chips! Keep your chips safe and fresh with our visually puntastic Tortilla Clips Bag Clips! Let the chips fall where they may? No way pendejo! When the chips are down, don't come around looking for...
Aviator inSPECtors Magnetic Readers $12.99 You know that freakishly small text on labels? Tell em to stick it. Our high-flying Aviator inSPECtors - Magnetic Label Readers will help you make the most out of your wtf-happened to my vision. If struggling to read the instructions off the back of...
B*tches Get Stuff Done Oven Mitt $12.99 B*tch is the new black Our B*tches Get Stuff Done Oven Mitt is the perfect kitchen accessory for the non-conforming, sometimes foul-mouthed, matriarch. We don't conform! We chop wood, we build blazing fires, and yeah, we also use oven mitts. Take that,...
Cheeseburger Cooler Bag $29.99 Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, and a 12 pack of beer What are you going to carry in your Cheeseburger Cooler Bag? Soda, beer, cider, Capri-suns? Have it your way! We won't judge! Just be sure to save us one. EVA-lined...
Dinner Construction Site Plate + Utensils Set $26.99 Turn meal time into fun for kids! Our brightly colored construction-themed dinnerware set combines practical child development with engaging entertainment that kids will love. It's not always easy to get kids to sit down at the dining table. Our...
I'll Feed All You F*ckers Oven Mitt $12.99 Hungry? Embracing the challenges of fatherhood our I'll Feed All You F*ckers Oven Mitt is a nod to the king of the BBQ! What's that? You brought some friends home from school? You invited the neighborhood over for dinner? When will dinner be ready?...
Kitchen Kittens Dish Sponges $6.99 Paws-itively clean dishes These super cute Kitchen Kittens are here to give your dishes a purr-fect shine! These cute cat sponges sit patiently on the side of your sink but are always ready to pounce at the opportunity to help clean up! Each...
Lil' Lager Baby Bottle $12.99 Do you have a milk chugger? Double-takes are guaranteed when your kid starts knocking back their favorite beverage with our hilarious Chill, Baby Lil' Lager Baby Bottle. No it's not beer, it's just good old smooth and creamy baby formula...
Perched Sponges $12.99 This Robin will be rockin' your dishes in no time! Washing dishes is for the damn birds! It’s time to let these fly guys help out. These seriously charming bird sponges with an artful modern design make a great hostess gift for a...
Pick-Its Cocktail Picks $6.99 Make America drink again! With our cleverly designed Pick-Its Cocktail Picks you can unite with your fellow party-goers to take on the establishment and CHOOSE BOOZE! Pick-Its are designed to look like tiny protest picket signs! They're sure to will...
The Corgi Butt Bottle Opener $9.99 Butt I'm feeling corgeous! Our Corgi Butt Bottle Opener is a hilarious choice when you’re looking to add a wall mounted opener to your home bar. You can use it to efficiently open bottles when you need a quick laugh. Makes an excellent gift for...
B*tch I Am The Secret Ingredient Dish Towel $10.99 BTFU What may be an in-salt to some, our B*tch I Am The Secret Ingredient Dish Towel is the perfect gift for the seasoned chef, who uses a heavy dose humor and wit. Featuring a colorful and classic repetitive design, it's reminiscent of our...
The Book Lover's Mug $14.99 Have you read all these books yet? Why not curl up for a good read with The Book Lover's Mug. The mug has 30 unforgettable classic novels to choose from that will inspire the book lover in everybody. How many have you read? This mug is a fantastic gift...
Cakewich Sandwich Cake Mold $24.99 Send me to school with this cake sandwich for lunch! Our Cakewich by Fred was so popular and missed that we brought it back! And after all of this time... the best thing since sliced bread is still cake! It even has its own sandwich spread in Food...
G-Clamp Bottle Opener $14.99 A good tool for the right job! A traditional heavy cast iron G-Clamp with a (you’ll wonder how you ever lived with this feature before) bottle opener! If your latest DIY project is thirsty work, crack open a cold brew after a hard day in...
Sipski Bath Wine Holder $14.99 Calgon... take me away! Finally... the Sipski Bath Wine Holder and a little "you" time. Pull out that silky robe, pour some wine, light a few candles to set the mood for a truly luxurious soak. Kick back and relax at the end of a long day by taking your...
Slow Brew Two For Tea Mug + Sloth Tea Infuser Gift Set $19.99 Sloths really know how to embrace life in the slow lane. Follow their lead, kick back, and take a long, slow sip of perfectly brewed tea. Our cozy Two For Tea Mug & Sloth Tea Infuser Gift Set is the perfect companion for when you're feeling...
Washabi Sponges $7.99 Maki your cleaning routine fun! Doing dishes is a raw deal, so let Washabi Kitchen Sponges help lighten the mood! Each perfectly-paired set includes: One shrimp sushi One tuna sushi One tamago sushi High quality multi-layers by Fred that...
Dirty Dog Dish Sponge Set $7.99 Cleaner than having your dog lick the plates! Oh good dirty doggie! Who’s ready for some belly scrubs!? Fred’s adorable Dirty Dog sponge set is ready to get your dishes im-paw-sibly clean! Set includes: One dog sponge One...
People I Love: Cats. Dish Towel $10.99 Far superior to paypurrr products. Our hiss-terical People I Love: Cats. Dish Towel just barely scratches the surface of ones pre-fur-ence for cats over humans. Purrrhaps you're looking for a gift for your crazy cat lady friend? or maybe you just...
Tweet Treats Bag Clips $8.99 Stale snacks are for the birds The bird on the street is that there's no better way to seal your snacks than with Tweet Treats. These uniquely designed bag clips keep your snacks fresh on the fly. These clips make a great gift for bird lovers and snack...
This Is F*cking Delicious Oven Mitt $12.99 You know that meal was f*cking delicious, so why not pat yourself on the back with our This is F*cking Delicious Oven Mitt! A tasty juxtaposition of saccharine sweet and hilariously profane. Everyone loves baked mac and cheese. Now have some fun taking...
Avocado Market Mate Foldable Bag $6.99 Less talk, more guac! Everyone will be saying chip, chip, hooray because our Avocado Market Mate Bag is foldable, totable and simply adorable! Using this Avocado Market Mate Bag will replace over 100 plastic grocery bags per year. That's a lot of...
F*ck Yeah Mug $11.99 F Yeah! You have opinions, but sometimes you can't say them out loud, but... this mug tells your co-workers (and the whole world) exactly how you feel. It doesn't need to be said this is a Friday mug! Well, Saturday and Sunday would work perfectly as...
My Way Or Fast Food Off The Highway Dish Towel $10.99 Just some food for thought. Our straight-shooting My Way Or Fast Food Off The Highway Dish Towel is not taking requests. Not now, not ever. You want it your way? You can drive your happy ass to the burger joint down the street. When we were younger,...
Inflatable Tiki Palm Tree Island Drink Holder $14.99 Don’t let your drinks sink! The tropical Inflatable tiki Palm Tree Island Beverage Float lets you have that private island that never sinks! Put a party in your pool by simply inflating the float and then filling it with up to 5 drinks for you.....
No Regerts Mug $11.99 You sure about that? Our, you read it right, No Regerts Mug is simply stating to live your best life with no regrets. It’s time to live in the moment and stop sweating the small stuff. Sure, someone will always be there to call your typo out on...
Golden Girl Bottle Opener $9.99 Very easy to use... just like Blanche! Flash meets function with our Golden Girl Bottle Opener. This fantastic bottle opener is on a keychain so it's pretty much on you at all times. So next time you've traveled down the road and back again looking...
Food Truck Lunch Box $29.99 Give your food a cool ride to school or work! Classic tin lunch box in the shape of a food truck with carry handle Made from high quality tin Resistant to rust and corrosion Designed in the style of a classic food truck with a front-opening lid,...
My Favorite Salad Is Wine Oven Mitt $12.99 Our My Favorite Salad Is Wine Oven Mitt is grape for cooking drinking up a storm! Dinner, shminner. Lettuce just skip right to the good stuff! We're convinced... future generations will have figured out a way to grow bottles of wine - glass, cork...
Say No To Salad Oven Mitt $12.99 When a hog dog talks, you better listen... Why is our Say No To Salad Oven Mitt so brilliant? Because you should never be served a salad without specifically asking for one! After a long day at the office, kids screaming, jeans not fitting... the last...
24 Fake-Out Take-Out Paper Lunch Bags $9.99 $8.79 Fake 'em out! Increase your odds against dastardly lunch theft with our off-putting Fake-Out Take-Out Bags! Do you want to keep your tasty leftovers or your PB&J safe from low-life prowling lunch nabbers? Try our selection of paper lunch...
Cute-Tea The Charming Hedgehog Tea Infuser $9.99 Cruising for a brew'sing! Our Cute-Tea The Charming Hedgehog is looking sharp as always! Forget hogging the tea all to yourself, invite this delightfully pointy pal to tea time! Just fill Cute-Tea hedgehog with your favorite loose tea leaves, and hang...
Llama Market Mate Foldable Bag $6.99 No drama with this llama! Shopping can be no prob-llama because this Llama Market Mate Bag is foldable, totable and simply adorable! Using this Llama Market Mate Bag will replace over 100 plastic grocery bags per year. That's a lot of plastic and it...
Dog Market Mate Foldable Bag $6.99 Paw-some to take to the Flea Market! This ulti-mutt Dog Market Mate Bag is foldable, totable and simply adorable! Using this Dog Market Mate will replace over 100 plastic grocery bags per year. That's a lot of plastic and it makes a difference! This...
Whatever Happens We're Eating It Oven Mitt $12.99 Comprendo! As beautifully stated, Whatever Happens We're Eating It! And I dare anyone to argue with me while I'm wearing this mitt. Screen-printed in rich colors Super-insulated 100% cotton Mitten measures approximately 12.5 inches long x...
Beer Bottle Opener Ring $5.99 $3.99 Unbeerlievably Handy! Stop searching through drawers, put down that lighter, and for Pete's sake get that bottle away from your back teeth! Now you'll never be left without the ability to open a tasty micro brew or specialty beer when you have our...
My Safe Word Is Takeout Dish Towel $10.99 Our My Safe Word Is Takeout Dish Towel addresses a serious(ly funny) issue. We know that, these days, Take-Out is still a taboo subject. But just because people aren't talking about it doesn't mean that they're not out there doing it. We're just saying...
All Food Is Dog Food Dish Towel $10.99 Our hilariously accurate All Food Is Dog Food Dish Towel is all it's barked up to be! Because, as any dog owner knows, there's no such thing as the 5 second rule when you have a dog around! If you have a furry 4 legged-vacuum cleaner you'll know exactly...
I Go All The Way Dish Towel $10.99 The double entendre of our I Go All The Way Dish Towel is nearly as satisfying as a double hot fudge sundae with a cherry (and a pound of gummies) on top! We should know, having been a proud member of the Clean Plate of the Month Club since 1985. A...
In Stitches Bag Clips $8.99 Binge, clip, repeat These hilarious In Stitches Bag Clips are for the subversive snackers that like a little stitchin' in their kitchen. Go ahead and treat yo'self, then save for later with these cheeky cross-stitch-inspired designs. Great for parties,...
