Cactus Coasters Construction Set $20.00 Don't be a prick by ruining a perfectly good coffee table with your perspiring beverage! Lucky for you, our contemporary Cactus Coasters Construction Set is here to unprick the prickiest of pricks! A fun element of surprise in your living space,...
Hot Mess So Blessed Mug $11.99 Glorious coffee cup! Good Lord, our Hot Mess So Blessed Mug is accurate! What a beautiful hot mess of a mug this is, and we can totally relate! Take a big gulp, and let your inside voice out with our Fred and Friend's Say Anything Hot Mess So Blessed Mug...
Potato Clips Bag Clips $8.99 They're all that and a bag of chips!* The ultimate gift for chip-sters, our Potato Clips Bag Clips will keep your snacks fun and fresh with the authentic appearance of an actual potato chip! A visual pun for the humor impaired. We're about to Lays it on...
The Food Has Weed In It Oven Mitt $12.99 Baked with love weed You know who our The Food Has Weed In It Oven Mitt is perfect for... yep, grandma. With prescription prices criminally high, do you really think she's not baking in a little something something?! Make edibles or get out of the...
I Love My Asshole Kids Oven Mitt $12.99 The mother of all oven mitts Our disarming and charming, I Love My Asshole Kids. Oven Mitt will hold a special place in your heart, just like you kiddos do, while allowing you to hold hot items! Neato! Even the most innocent, put-together, June...
Wanderware Cocktail Shaker $15.99 You may wonder where in the world you are, but no matter where the unbeaten path leads... you'll end up prepared for a swanky good time with our Wander Ware Cocktail Shaker! This 10-ounce rugged shaker is a tough and tumble enameled-steel drink mixer,...
G-Clamp Bottle Opener $14.99 A good tool for the right job! A traditional heavy cast iron G-Clamp with a (you’ll wonder how you ever lived with this feature before) bottle opener! If your latest DIY project is thirsty work, crack open a cold brew after a hard day in...
Helping Hands Chopsticks $4.99 Looks like your chopstick skills could use a helping hand. Please, a tiny round of applause for our Helping Hands Chopsticks, which were recently featured on BuzzFeed! Hilariously adorable they also make it perfectly okay to eat with your hands, in any...
I'll Feed All You F*ckers Oven Mitt $12.99 Hungry? Embracing the challenges of fatherhood our I'll Feed All You F*ckers Oven Mitt is a nod to the king of the BBQ! What's that? You brought some friends home from school? You invited the neighborhood over for dinner? When will dinner be ready? It's...
Let's Get Lit Holiday Beer Glass $14.99 $12.49 My holiday is going to be very bright! Our Let's Get Lit LED Holiday Beer Glass makes holidays merry and bright! We took Getting Lit literally and put one of the best parts about the holidays in the palm of your hand. Our LED Holiday Beer Glass...
Alcohol, Because... No Great Story Ever Started With Salad Wine Bottle Sock $7.99 A Wine Bottle Sock Is Fortelling Of A Wild Night Of No RegretsOur Alcohol - Because No Great Story Ever Started With Salad Bottle Sock is ready to dress your favorite bottle of booze and get this party started! As this cheeky knit bottle sock states - no...
Holy Sh*t I Love You Dish Towel $10.99 Our Holy Shit I Love You Dish Towel features a pair of star-crossed lovers locking eyes across a crowded pasture. Or, a casual staring contest between buddies. You decide. Whether you like to spend time in the kitchen cooking, eating, or gabbing, this...
UFO Beer Glass $14.99 Beam Up The Beer! Our UFO Beer Glass will help you get in touch with the extraterrestrials while enjoying a cold one, especially after a few cold ones! Shaped as the classic cow stealing UFO beam with a spaceship the words Earthling words “Beam Up...
Unicorn Pool Float-Tea Infuser $14.99 Do oolong for adventure? Our Unicorn Pool Float-Tea Infuser by Fred is just what you need! This fun-loving miniature unicorn float tea infuser is an instant vacation in a cup! To put it loose-tea, it may just be the most legendary way to unwind with a...
Christmas Dachshund Through The Snow Tea Towel $9.99 Dachshund through the snow! You've got the Christmas jumper now you need the Christmas Dachshund Through The Snow Tea Towel to complete the winter holidays! This retro design of dachshunds with Christmas trees, holly, stockings and treats is too cute and...
Doggy Bag Handy Lunch Tote $9.99 After an evening of whining and dining, you can playfully bust out our totally fetching Doggy Bag Handy Tote to carry your leftovers home in! It's a DOGGY BAG. Get it?? Bone Appetit! (our apawlogies) This colorful and cheeky pooch tote can be used...
Lil' Lager Baby Bottle $12.99 Do you have a milk chugger? Double-takes are guaranteed when your kid starts knocking back their favorite beverage with our hilarious Chill, Baby Lil' Lager Baby Bottle. No it's not beer, it's just good old smooth and creamy baby formula...
Make America Grate Again Grater $9.99 Ban pre-shredded cheese! Next time you need to grate some cheese, look no further than our big league Make America Grate Again Cheese Grater! It's huge, but still comfortable for your yuge hands. It's a fantastic grater, the best... nothing grates...
Cheeseburger Cooler Bag $24.99 Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, and a 12 pack of beer What are you going to carry in your Cheeseburger Cooler Bag? Soda, beer, cider, Capri-suns? Have it your way! We won't judge! Just be sure to save us one. EVA-lined...
Bomb Pop Cooler Bag $24.99 Keep em cool in red, white, and blue Our totally sweet and patriotic Bomb Pop Cooler Bag is perfect for picnics, tailgating, trips to the shore, and more! Rocket Pop Design Holds 12 cans! Zipper Closure EVA-lined Cooler Shoulder Straps Just add...
Greetings From Lake Wine Dish Towel $10.99 Our delightfully retro Greetings From Lake Wine Dish Towel is a nod to everyone's favorite vacation in a bottle. Now, don't tell anyone. We don't want this place overrun with tourists. This colorful kitchen towel resembles a postcard and features a...
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Decaf Is For Wimps Mug $9.99 Allow This Thought To Percolate Show the world that no matter how you drink your favorite java, purist or fangled, only a caffeine buzz will suit you. The ceramic mug looks like a pot of decaf coffee from your favorite diner or restaurant. On...
Hot Dog Tea Infuser $9.99 Hot diggity dog! Our Hot Dog Tea Infuser has turned out to be our mug’s best friend! Simply fill this adorable dachshund-shaped tea infuser with your favorite loose tea, perch him in your cup, then obediently wait for the tea to steep...
I Could Eat A Horse Handy Tote $9.99 Like really really hungry... Sometimes I get so hungry, I fill up my I Could Eat A Horse Handy Tote with all the sandwiches I can make. A horse is a horse, of course, of course, and no one can talk shit to a horse because it will side-eye you like the...
My Favorite Salad Is Wine Handy Lunch Tote $9.99 In bright fuchsia our flashy My Favorite Salad Is Wine Handy Tote screams the not so subtle message of this tote. You just simply can't beet this tote! Say it while you're at work! Say it while you're on a picnic! Say it while...
100% Legal Pot (Holder) $9.99 Get Baked + Cook At The Same Time! So, what you've got here is a pot holder that LOOKS like a pot leaf! Pot ... pot. Hilarious! Long after the novelty of this aptly-named product wears off, you'll be enjoying its quality construction and...
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Poppin' Hot Oven Mitt $17.99 Pop Something Into The Oven! Our Poppin' Hot Oven Mitt brings new meaning to popping something into the oven for dinner! This outstanding piece of artistry is an homage to one of mankind's greatest achievements - no, not electricity or sliced bread.....
Donut Touch My Lunch Bag $18.99 As sweet as it gets! There's no need to sugar coat it, our Frosted Donut Lunch Tote is as sweet as it gets! The "holey" grail of lunch pails, this pink glazed beauty with colorful sprinkles will leave the cool kids begging for you to sit at their table...
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Pour Some Sugar in Me Mug $11.99 Sweet toothed Def Leopard fan? Our totally def Pour Some Sugar in Me Mug is going to help you rock your mornings! Yeah! Sugar me! Do you take sugar? one lump or two? Whichever way you take it, holding a generous 16 ounces, this mug will keep you...
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Made From Scratch Cat Dish Towel $12.99 Watch out for your ankles! Our Made From Scratch Cat Dish Towel is coming right for ya, and will keep you on your toes in the kitchen! Would you just look at this kitty cat. So stinking pleased with herself because she's ripped the hell out your...
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All Food Is Dog Food Dish Towel $10.99 Our hilariously accurate All Food Is Dog Food Dish Towel is all it's barked up to be! Because, as any dog owner knows, there's no such thing as the 5 second rule when you have a dog around! If you have a furry 4 legged-vacuum cleaner you'll know exactly...
Original Leafy Green Wake and Bake Mug $23.99 Start your morning nice and toasty with our Wake and Bake Mug! Getting up in the morning can be so hard... and the best part of waking up is hot java & kind bud in your mug! Our Wake & Bake Mug makes the process of mustering motivation in...
Unicorn Tea Infuser $16.99 $11.49 Infuse your day with positivi-tea with our Unicorn Tea Infuser! This majestic rainbow maned beauty will magically turn hot water into a cup of tea! Just add tea leaves to this Unicorn Tea Infuser, and let this mythical one-horned creature turn...
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Roach Clips Bag Clips $8.99 Our Fred Roach Clips Bag Clips are brand shrieking new for Fall 2018! Eerily realistic these all-purpose spring-loaded bag clips are cleverly designed to look like cockroaches, and will make you jump! They're a fun + unique housewarming (or dorm...
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My Gift To You Cat Butt Mug $11.99 Bottom's up! It's time to get cat-ffeinated with our My Gift To You Cat Butt Mug! It's the purrfect way to serve up a little hair of the cat. You have opinions, but sometimes you can't say them out loud. Butt.. our cheeky little kitty mug will be...
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I'm a Girl, What's Your Superpower? Dish Towel $10.99 Our amazing I'm a Girl, What's Your Superpower? Dish Towel is leaps and bounds above the rest! You're a force to be reckoned with, so why settle for some basic dish rag? Put your super powers on display for all the world to see, as this awesome...
Clusterf*ck Dish Towel $10.99 Embrace the almighty and apparently unavoidable clusterfuck with our Blue Q Clusterf*ck Dish Towel. Whether that clusterfuck refers to your disaster known as your kitchen, your day, your week, your love life, your lack of love life, your home, your...
Giant F-Bomb Mug $14.99 Drop the F-Bomb! If you need to drop the F-Bomb but fear the wrath of a nearby boss, mother or nun, then you need our F-Bomb mug. It gets the point across with a mouthful of coffee—not soap. Holds 14 oz. of your favorite beverage Great for anyone...
My Tai Tropical Drink Markers $10.99 Add a tropical touch to your drinks! Kick back, put your feet up, and relax - your drink isn't going anywhere! Our set of 6 My Tai Tropical Drink Markers are cute reusable drink umbrellas to mark your territory, just like your umbrella marks your plot of...
