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In desperate need of a kitchen makeover?  Turn the crappiest kitchen into the happiest kitsch'en (see what we did there?) with our super fun and functional gifts!  

Purebreads Dog Bread Cutter

$9.49

Like your four-legged best friend, our Purebreads Dog Bread Cutters is the best thing since sliced bread! These bread cutters make the cutest doggone sealed sandwiches ever!  Just punch out the crust, stamp and seal the edges for mess-free eating...

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Two Peas In A Pod Salt & Pepper Shakers

$16.99 $8.99

Pick up our adorable Two Peas In A Pod Salt & Pepper Shakers next time you need to flavor your meal.   Both hand-painted green peas have a magnetic bottom so they stick and stay in the pod leaf!   The smiling green peas will spruce up any...

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Blue Q Chow Time Black Cat Handy Tote

$9.99

Just us, or does the expression on our Chow Time Black Cat Handy Tote seem to be this kitty cat's response to who wants kittttty fooooood? Here kitty kitty! While we purffur a block of cheese, some dark chocolate, a fresh baguette, and some catbernet -...

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Blue Q Hangry Wolf Dish Towel

$12.99

Lookout! Our Hangry Wolf Dish Towel is on the prowl. And he'll huff, and he'll puff, and he'll scarf your lunch down! Our ravenous fork + knife wielding big bad wolf is back! Orange you glad this growling guy made his way onto a dish towel!? Like...

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Blue Q Made From Scratch Cat Dish Towel

$12.99

Watch out for your ankles! Our Made From Scratch Cat Dish Towel is coming right for ya, and will keep you on your toes in the kitchen! Would you just look at this kitty cat. So stinking pleased with herself because she's ripped the hell out your...

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Dumbbell Beer Glass

$14.99

Our Dumbbell Beer Glass will be there for you whenever you have things to workout.  We guarantee you'll fall in love with fitness… Fitness whole beer in your stomach! Shaped like the iconic weight, the Dumbell Beer Glass is for the...

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Free Beer Tomorrow Lightbox

$18.89 $12.99

You'll be a day late and a dollar short with our Free Beer Tomorrow Lightbox! A cheeky gift for the light-hearted beer drinker! This vintage designed beer sign will become an instant classic. It's a glowing reminder that nothing is free, and just how...

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Handyman Toolbox Beverage Cooler

$15.99

If you're fixing to find the perfect gift, our Handyman Toolbox Beverage Cooler is more than qualified for the job! Nothing beats a day of screwing up home improvement projects quite like a cold brewski. Our new zippered Handyman Toolbox Beverage Cooler...

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Inflatable Watermelon Snack Serving Ring

$7.99 $3.99

Our Inflatable Watermelon Serving Ring is a refreshing way to keep your noms contained this summer! Whether you're at a bbq, picnic, or poolside, we've made party prep easy - and fun. Just inflate our Watermelon Serving Ring, place a bowl in the...

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Tough Cookies Cookie Cutters

$11.99

We noticed that many folks these days are really into tattoos. Perpetual Kid, on the other hand, is into cookies - our moms won't yell at us for cookies!  So that seemed like a good starting point for Tough Cookies.  Use 'em to bake up some...

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Fred and Friends Brew Beetle Tea Infuser

$9.99

Sorry to bug ya, but our Brew Beetle Tea Infuser is totally Fab Four brewing your favorite tea! There’s no cuter way to brew the ideal cuppa British tea. We love it, yeah, yeah, yeah- and hope you will, too! That's right, Fred has dung it again!...

Hangover Cocktail Recipe Coaster Set

$9.99

Our very spirited Hangover Good Measure Cocktail Recipe Coasters are a recipe for a successful party, and are as attractive as they are absorbent!  These stylish, retro-designed coasters feature the classics, and some that we can't wait to...

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Party Boat Shot Holder Set

$24.99

It’s full steam ahead with our Party Boat Shot Holder Set! It will keep your party in ship top shape!  This stylish steamer serves up four aluminum shot “stacks” that fit snugly into its cork base. Float it in the pool,...

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Totally Pawesome Crazy Cat Lady Mug

$9.99

If you have cat lover in your life who's just a little itty bitty kitty obsessed with their fur babies, they totally knead this mug right MEOW! Our Totally Pawesome Crazy Cat Lady Mug, graced with purrfectly pink paw pads, will happily sit on your pile...

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Under The Tea Sea Turtle Tea Infuser

$9.99

Oh, shell yeah! Our flippin awesome Under The Tea Sea Turtle Tea Infuser by Fred and Friends is coming this Fall 2018!  Just fill the shell with your favorite loose tea, and hook those adorable flippers on the side of your cup, and he'll brew...

Wine Enthusiast Half Bottle of Wine Glass

$18.89

Our Wine Enthusiast Half Bottle of Wine Glass is the elegantly excessive glass for big thinker with big thoughts! We heard it through the grapevine that the first thing on your bucket list is to fill the bucket with wine... and that sounds like an...

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Head for Business Bod for Sin Mug

$9.89

Attention bookworms and taco lovers, our Head for Business Bod for Sin Mug was made for you! Featuring a nerdy little worm wearing reading glasses and poking its head through a red delicious apple on one end, and sporting a bad@ss taco tattoo on its...

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Shhh... There's Wine In Here Bottle Sock

$7.99 $2.99

Our sneaky and cheeky Shhh...There's Wine In Here Bottle Sock in the cutest way to smuggle in your hostess gift! Hmmm. Bottle sock, plus bottle shaped something inside equals - no shit Sherlock there must be wine inside. BUT, not so fast! Our wine socks...

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Spam® Can Decoy Secret Safe

$9.99

Trust us... not many are a fan of spam, electronic of otherwise.  Even if the entire state of Hawaii tries to convince you otherwise.  Once you leave paradise and find yourself land locked, it tastes like the block of who-knows-what that it is...

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Frosted Donut Lunch Tote

$14.99

There's no need to sugar coat it, our Frosted Donut Lunch Tote is as sweet as it gets! The "holey" grail of lunch pails, this pink glazed beauty with colorful sprinkles will leave the cool kids begging for you to sit at their table. They'll be so jelly,...

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Oaked Wine Acorn Bottle Stoppers

$9.99

Aw, nuts! Our Oaked Wine Acorn Bottle Stoppers are just about as nutty as they come! Acorn-y and useful gift, our Fred and Friends bottle stoppers are cleverly designed to resemble acorns and will allow you to squirrel your wine away for...

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Faux-Real Fast Food Sandwich Box

$14.99 $7.99

A throwback to the carefree days when fast food restaurants were all the rage and you shamelessly begged your parents to let you have your birthday party at the one with the best outdoor playground... Our Fast-Food Style Sandwich Box adds a taste of...

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Inflatable Flamingo Snack Serving Ring

$7.99 $3.99

Our Inflatable Flamingo Snack Serving Ring is ready to serve up the fun at your next party, so you can focus on being single and ready to mingle! Birds of a feather flock together, and what will everyone remember about the party you hosted? The food!...

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Pot Holder

$8.09

So, what you've got here is a pot holder that LOOKS like a pot leaf! Pot ... pot. Hilarious!  Long after the novelty of this aptly-named product wears off, you'll be enjoying its quality construction and convenience. Show your friends how to bake...

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Big Mouth Banana Boat Beverage Pool Float

$14.99 $7.99

Day-O! Daaaay-O... Summer come and we want our Banana Boat Beverage Pool Float! Swim all day and a drink a rum! Your your trusty banana by your side, your drink or choice will be close at hand while you float your cares away on your vacation...

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Hot Sausage Link Trivet

$9.99 $5.99

Our Hot Sausage Link Trivet is the best, because scorched countertops are the würst!  If you've been casing the internet for the perfect trivet, it's time you meat Fred’s adjustable Hot Sausage. It's the cure for preventing your surfaces...

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Is This Meeting over Yet? Mug

$9.89

For every day in the office, our snarky Is This Meeting over Yet? Mug will be right there by your side. We all have opinions but sometimes we can’t say them out loud, so we have to use our inside voice out with this fantastic mug! What’s...

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Whoopee Cushion Mug

$9.99

The relentless prankster.  There's one in every crowd... If you're not friends with one, it's probably you! Make your morning cup of joe a real gas with our hilarious Human Whoopee Cushion Mug!  If you're like us, your first whoopee cushion...

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Beer Snob Beer Glass

$19.99

For the beer lover with the distinguished palette, our Beer Snob Beer Glass is for you! You appreciate the finer things in life, including a nice, cold beer. Why not serve it up in style? Beer Snob is an elegant, stemmed glass that happens to look like...

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Daydreaming Panda Salt + Pepper Shaker Set

$9.99

Life isn’t black and white, unless you're our en'dangerously cute Daydreaming Panda Salt + Pepper Shaker Set! This dashing day dreaming pair is ready to serve up an able dose of cuteness to your kitchen, dining room, or desk office. An unbearbly...

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