I Hate Everyone Too Oven Mitt $12.99 We think our I Hate Everyone Too Oven Mitt is just about the greatest gift you can give to your best gossip dishing pal! After all, what seals the deal for a life long friendship more than some key common interests and dislikes? On the outside,...
Totally Pawesome Crazy Cat Lady Mug $9.99 That Lady Is Crazy... For Cats! If you have cat lover in your life who's just a little itty bitty kitty obsessed with their fur babies, they totally knead this mug right MEOW! Our Totally Pawesome Crazy Cat Lady Mug, graced with purrfectly pink paw pads,...
My Favorite Salad Is Wine Oven Mitt $12.99 Our My Favorite Salad Is Wine Oven Mitt is grape for cooking drinking up a storm! Dinner, shminner. Lettuce just skip right to the good stuff! We're convinced... future generations will have figured out a way to grow bottles of wine - glass, cork...
Chow Time Black Cat Handy Tote $9.99 Just us, or does the expression on our Chow Time Black Cat Handy Tote seem to be this kitty cat's response to who wants kittttty fooooood? Here kitty kitty! While we purffur a block of cheese, some dark chocolate, a fresh baguette, and some catbernet -...
Cute Little F*ckers Woodland Creature Dish Towel $10.99 I Love Cooking For Those Cute Little Fuckers! Our Cute Little F*ckers Woodland Creature Dish Towel is like the center of a Venn diagram, in which the big circles are Norman Rockwell and Kinda Fucked Up. It's where your idyllic childhood and adulthood...
No One Wants To Watch You Eat That Banana Dish Towel $10.99 Our straight-shootin' No One Wants To Watch You Eat That Banana Dish Towel will help your dirty mind keep the kitchen clean! A cheeky piece of kitchen decor this otherwise innocent looking banana is putting your obscene thoughts on full display...
Slow Brew Two For Tea Mug + Sloth Tea Infuser Gift Set $19.99 Sloths really know how to embrace life in the slow lane. Follow their lead, kick back, and take a long, slow sip of perfectly brewed tea. Our cozy Two For Tea Mug & Sloth Tea Infuser Gift Set is the perfect companion for when you're feeling...
Water Logged Tree Stump Coasters $7.99 What wood you do if someone ruined your favorite piece of furniture in the thick of your party? Wood you be fluming mad and tell them cedar later or would you just leaf it alone? No need to branch out and find new friends just yet because our...
Mr. Tea Infuser $9.99 Your Mug Is His Hot Tub Throw some tea in your trousers! Our Mr. Tea Infuser is fun and easy to use! He's no fool! Mr. Tea is the perfect tea-time companion for your afternoon tea. Just load his little silicone pants...
You're Doing F*cking Great! Woven Dish Towel $12.99 Inspire confidence and encourage laughter with our You're Doing Fucking Great! Woven Dish Towel! Don't settle for a basic dish rag. Dish towels are like the socks of the kitchen! So, go on and add some kick ass personality to your favorite room in the...
B*tches Get Stuff Done Oven Mitt $12.99 B*tch is the new black Our B*tches Get Stuff Done Oven Mitt is the perfect kitchen accessory for the non-conforming, sometimes foul-mouthed, matriarch. We don't conform! We chop wood, we build blazing fires, and yeah, we also use oven mitts. Take that,...
Chimpsticks Chopsticks $7.99 Monkey around with your meals! Monkeys are a lot like us, aren't they? It turns out that they like to have fun when they eat, too! Each sturdy Chimpsticks Chopsticks Set is fun to hold, easy to use, and the closest thing you'll get to being allowed to...
My Safe Word Is Takeout Dish Towel $10.99 Our My Safe Word Is Takeout Dish Towel addresses a serious(ly funny) issue. We know that, these days, Take-Out is still a taboo subject. But just because people aren't talking about it doesn't mean that they're not out there doing it. We're just saying...
B*tch I Am The Secret Ingredient Dish Towel $10.99 BTFU What may be an in-salt to some, our B*tch I Am The Secret Ingredient Dish Towel is the perfect gift for the seasoned chef, who uses a heavy dose humor and wit. Featuring a colorful and classic repetitive design, it's reminiscent of our...
Slap Happy Slap Bracelet Beer Tags $9.99 Time to get Slap Happy Drunk? Next time you plan on going out and getting slap happy drunk, throw on one of our Slap Happy Slap Bracelet Beer Tags around your wrist! Then when the time comes to throw a few back, just slap one on your beer...
Uncanny Cocktail Wiener Erasers $9.99 $7.50 Oh, don't be such a weenie! Of course, our Uncanny Cocktail Wiener Erasers are the perfect departure gift from a less than admirable ex-boyfriend! Particularly after you discovered he was just a pig in a blanket. I mean, there are wurst things you...
Alcohol, Because... No Great Story Ever Started With Salad Wine Bottle Sock $7.99 A Wine Bottle Sock Is Fortelling Of A Wild Night Of No RegretsOur Alcohol - Because No Great Story Ever Started With Salad Bottle Sock is ready to dress your favorite bottle of booze and get this party started! As this cheeky knit bottle sock states - no...
Como Tea Llama Tea Infuser $9.99 Hola! Meet our Como Tea Llama Tea Infuser! It's the groovy Peruvian infuser! Simply fill this Fred and Friends Andean-inspired infuser with your favorite blend of tea, stand it upright in your mug, and steep. You'll be rewarded with fresh...
Copper Party Cup $15.99 Are your raging kegger days starting to become a distant memory? Looking to salute the countless red cups gone by, all the while classing up your drinking game? Now you can gracefully graduate from Freshmen year shenanigans to earning a...
Party Boat Shot Holder Set $24.99 It’s full steam ahead with our Party Boat Shot Holder Set! It will keep your party in ship top shape! This stylish steamer serves up four aluminum shot “stacks” that fit snugly into its cork base. Float it in the pool,...
Yo' I Secretly Like You A Little Extra Dish Towel $10.99 Our 'Yo' I Secretly Like You A Little Extra Dish Towel is the perfect kitchen accessory for your Sunday Brunches and Last Suppers. (Too soon? Please forgive us.) Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to witness the awesome power of a huge,...
You're Beautiful, Don't Change Handy Tote $9.99 Our eye-catching You're Beautiful, Don't Change Handy Tote echoes a sentiment that can be heard loud and clear, but never fully felt. But you should feel it, because you are. You are beautiful inside and out and so is everyone else, can't you...
I Go All The Way Dish Towel $10.99 The double entendre of our I Go All The Way Dish Towel is nearly as satisfying as a double hot fudge sundae with a cherry (and a pound of gummies) on top! We should know, having been a proud member of the Clean Plate of the Month Club since 1985. A...
Made With Love Sandwich Bags $4.99 Everyone knows that the best part about bringing lunch from home is that it was handmade with love! Our Made With Love Sandwich Bags, with lipstick kisses, remind the person eating that they aren't eating processed food packaged in a factory, but...
3-in-1 Shark Kitchen Tool $14.99 Time to chummy up with our 3-in-1 Shark Kitchen Tool! Our fav killer gadget is fresh to depth! At surface level, he may seem just like your run-of-the-mill man eating great white shark hunting about your kitchen looking for table scraps. But,...
Bar Bones Cocktail Strainer $8.49 Rattle Them BonesGo ahead, pick your poison. Then extract the very soul of your cocktail creations with our Bar Bones Skull Cocktail Strainer! MUAHHAHAHHAH! Our a tough-as-bones cocktail strainer, is the perfect way to...
I Want A F*cking Pizza Dish Towel $10.99 Your prayers have been answered! Our I Want A Fucking Pizza Dish Towel has come down from the heavens and manifested itself into your hot little hands. Why settle for some plain dishrag? You deserve an extra cheese supreme masterpiece! Remember to...
Dinner Winner Plate $19.99 We'll See You At The Finish Line! Our bright and colorful Dinner Winner Kid's Plate makes food fun! Designed like a board game, kids will race to the dinner table! The goal is to get to the finish line, where a special hidden treat...
Hello Kitty Super Star Mug $11.99 $5.00 Our bright and cheerful Hello Kitty Super Star Mug is happy to join you, every groggy morning or late night, as you plan your attack to take over the world or at least finish that report that's quite possibly due in the morning. We're willing to bet that...
F*ck, I Love Cheese Woven Dish Towel $12.99 That's what cheese said. Don't be Bleu! Our unbrielievably accurate Fuck, I Love Cheese Woven Dish Towel is the perfect irreverent hostess gift you've been searching for! It's a mozzar-hella cool present for your cheesiest friend. After all, you guys are...
I Like Long, Romantic Walks To The Fridge Lunch Tote $9.99 Our I Like Long, Romantic Walks To The Fridge Lunch Tote by Blue Q sums things up rather perfectly. You can take your moonlit beach and throw it in the ocean, we'll take the cool glow of our fridge! You too? Join the club (sandwich)! Fashioned in bright...
Unbeerlievable Beer Bottle Opener Ring $5.99 $2.00 Unbeerlievably Handy! Stop searching through drawers, put down that lighter, and for Pete's sake get that bottle away from your back teeth! Now you'll never be left without the ability to open a tasty micro brew or specialty beer when you have our...
Extra Shot Coffee Mug $14.99 Hit Me With Your Best shot! Introducing our Extra Shot Coffee Mug! So called "Hip" flasks are designed to fit on your hip, right? Or are they supposed to make you LOOK hip when you wear them on your hip, kind of like a fanny pack? We're...
Snack + Stack Utensils $16.99 Play With Your Food! Snack & Stack is sized for kids and grown-ups alike! The silicone handles of these mid-size utensils lock together securely for easy storage and packing, not to mention endless amusement! Perfect for lunch boxes, picnics, your...
Sriracha Sippy Cup $6.49 Does your family put hot sauce on their hot sauce? We say start em young! Our super spicy Sriracha Sippy Cup is a hit for little chili-lovers in training! You know them as the offspring of hot mamas who loaded up on...
Under The Tea Seahorse Infuser $9.99 Is this the real life? Is this just fanta-sea? We are not squiding you right now! It's o-fish-al! Although totally silly and completely adorable our Under The Tea Seahorse Infuser is no joke and is ready to sink into a nice cup of tea...
2 Carat Cup $17.99 Put A Ring On It! Here's a great way to start the day - a graceful porcelain mug that adorns you with a sparkling "diamond" ring when you pick it up. Resistance is futile! But wait, here's the BEST part - we've packed the 2 Carat Cup in an elegant...
Mexican Chocolate Sugar $11.99 We have the Aztecs to thank for this one! Our Mexican Chocolate Sugar is about to turn your kitchen into a fiesta, and your coffee into a masterpiece! This amazing concoction consists of: Organic Brazilian Cane Sugar, Orange Cacao, Chili, Cinnamon,...
Wanderware Cocktail Shaker $15.99 You may wonder where in the world you are, but no matter where the unbeaten path leads... you'll end up prepared for a swanky good time with our Wander Ware Cocktail Shaker! This 10-ounce rugged shaker is a tough and tumble enameled-steel drink mixer,...
Get The Hell Out of My Kitchen Dish Towel $10.99 Our deliciously distasteful Get The Hell Out of My Kitchen Dish Towel is just what the cook ordered! We don't need your half-baked ideas. Your pinch of advice, or dash of criticism. Mind your own plate and get out of our site before you become the main...
Hangry Wolf Dish Towel $12.99 Lookout! Our Hangry Wolf Dish Towel is on the prowl. And he'll huff, and he'll puff, and he'll scarf your lunch down! Our ravenous fork + knife wielding big bad wolf is back! Orange you glad this growling guy made his way onto a dish towel!? Like...
I'm Not Bossy, I'm The Boss Oven Mitt $12.99 Our infectiously cheerful I'm Not Bossy. I'm the Boss. Oven Mitt is well... totally boss! It's a totally cheeky way to express your admiration for the person in charge... What we love about the way you Boss is that you Boss without...
Sombrero Slammer Stacking Shot Glasses $9.99 One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor! Nothing serves up Tequila Slammers more festively than our Sombrero Slammer Stacking Shot Glasses! They're a must for your next grand fiesta. Just fill your sombrero shaped slammer with a shot...
Unicorn Tea Infuser $16.99 $5.00 Infuse your day with positivi-tea with our Unicorn Tea Infuser! This majestic rainbow maned beauty will magically turn hot water into a cup of tea! Just add tea leaves to this Unicorn Tea Infuser, and let this mythical one-horned creature turn...
Munchtime Crocodile Chopstick $5.99 Learn How To Use Chopsticks! Oh, snap! Forget the fork!... Our hangry Munchtime Croc Chopsticks are on the attack and coming to help munch down your food! Mealtime madness have you feeling swamped? Keep your kiddos interested in dinner with these...
I Bought My Wife Expensive Jewelry + All I Got Was This Mug $11.99 $5.00 A Reminder Of How Much She Loves Me And Jewelry Our I Bought My Wife Expensive Jewelry + All I Got Was This Mug is a real gem of a coffee cup! Sassy yet classy, it's just our cup of tea, indeed! This large cheeky mug is covered in fun diamond...
Clusterf*ck Dish Towel $10.99 Embrace the almighty and apparently unavoidable clusterfuck with our Blue Q Clusterf*ck Dish Towel. Whether that clusterfuck refers to your disaster known as your kitchen, your day, your week, your love life, your lack of love life, your home, your...
Movers & Shakers Salt + Pepper Shakers $13.99 Shaking your own salt and pepper can be soooo exhausting. It's Movers & Shakers salt & pepper shakers to the rescue! Just pull the cord and let these vibrating shakers do the work for you. They shake themselves! It's now fun and simple to add...
Purr Tea Kitty Cat Infuser $9.99 Our Purr Tea Kitty Cat Infuser will help brew the purrrfect cup of tea! Just fill this adorable kitty shaped tea infuser with your favorite loose tea leaves, hang its little paws on the edge of your cup, and you’ll be curling up with the coziest...
Get Ready to Undo Your Pants Oven Mitt $12.99 Time to cook up some fun. Our extra saucy Get Ready to Undo Your Pants Oven Mitt is ready to serve up the spiciest of dishes! Featuring an innocent yet flirty retro print with the words Get Ready to Undo Your Pants, this double entendre gets to the...
I Don't Like Anyone In The Morning Dish Towel $10.99 Our proud and cocky I Don't Like Anyone In The Morning Dish Towel is totally relatable. Especially if you act like a giant cock in the morning. You're not the only one! Just look at the size of this rooster! This early-to-rise loud mouth is waking the...
Wet My Whistle Musical Straws $9.99 With our Wet My Whistle Musical Straws, the *clink* of ice dropping into your glass wont be the only music to your ears! Its like that cool whistle candy you used to get when you're a kid... but this time, instead of candy, its connected to your...
Wine-O Bottle Bag $9.99 Our Wine-O Bottle Bag may look like a run-of-the-mill paper bag, but its really made of a super-strong, non-woven fabric thats quilted and insulated to keep the chill in your chardonnay! Naturally, it's reusable so anytime you need to tote a...
Color Morphing Rainbow Stainless Steel Straw Set $9.99 A fab gift for your favorite sucker! Our eye-catching Reusable Rainbow Stainless Steel Straws Set is the shiny happy duo you've been missing from your fabulously eco-friendly life! Iridescent rainbow colors Color morphing appearance with...
Greetings From Lake Wine Dish Towel $10.99 Our delightfully retro Greetings From Lake Wine Dish Towel is a nod to everyone's favorite vacation in a bottle. Now, don't tell anyone. We don't want this place overrun with tourists. This colorful kitchen towel resembles a postcard and features a...
I Like Long Romantic Walks To The Fridge Dish Towel $10.99 Our I Like Long Romantic Walks To The Fridge Dish Towel is sure to hit the spot with foodies from all walks of life, and that's no bologna! Featuring a repetative, colorful mayo jar design reeminiscent of Andy Warhol. It's a fun dishtowel to have hanging...
Made From Scratch Cat Dish Towel $12.99 Watch out for your ankles! Our Made From Scratch Cat Dish Towel is coming right for ya, and will keep you on your toes in the kitchen! Would you just look at this kitty cat. So stinking pleased with herself because she's ripped the hell out your...
Hot Mess So Blessed Mug $9.99 Good Lord, our Hot Mess So Blessed Mug is accurate! What a beautiful hot mess of a mug this is, and we can totally relate! Take a big gulp, and let your inside voice out with our Fred and Friend's Say Anything Hot Mess So Blessed Mug and tell the world...
Magical Unicorn Sculpted Mug $14.99 Our enchantingly beautiful Magical Unicorn Sculpted Mug will make finding the silver lining in any situation a piece of cake! (Make that a piece of cake with whipped cream piled high, unlimited scoops of ice cream, and extra sprinkles!) Because nothing...
Unicorn Pool Float-Tea Infuser $14.99 Do oolong for adventure? Our Unicorn Pool Float-Tea Infuser by Fred is just what you need! This fun-loving miniature unicorn float tea infuser is an instant vacation in a cup! To put it loose-tea, it may just be the most legendary way to unwind with a...
