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Kitchen

In desperate need of a kitchen makeover?  Turn the crappiest kitchen into the happiest kitsch'en (see what we did there?) with our super fun and functional gifts!  

CrunchCup

$21.99

It's better than spooning! Hasta la vista soggy cereal! The CrunchCup keeps your cereal crunchy... yep, life changing! The milk and cereal don't actually meet until they hit your mouth. Your cereal can now easily be portable, you don't need to lug...

Tit Bird Fowl Language Dish Towel

$14.99

Those are some super cute tits! We swear this is totally innocent... it just sounds totally dirty! Our Tit Bird Fowl Language Kitchen Dish Towel, is a bright and stunningly produced cotton tea towel featuring eight hand drawn birds from the...

Booby Bird Fowl Language Dish Towel

$14.99

Look at these boobies! We swear this is totally innocent... it just sounds inappropriate at first! Our Booby Bird Fowl Language Kitchen Dish Towel, is a beautifully produced cotton tea towel featuring eight hand drawn birds from the Booby species...

Conversation Starters Cocktail Napkins

$5.99

Soul digging is always interesting Our Conversation Starters Cocktail Napkins are perfect for your next party. Especially when you're bring different friends together. Steer right around the initial awkwardness and give everyone a Conversation Starter...

Fowl Language Bird Mug

$17.99

Fowl-mouthed fine feathered friends! Some of our feathered friends are positively fowl-mouthed and our amusing Fowl Language Mug features a collection of seemingly innocent birds, all with rather rude names. This is the perfect mug for any bird...

Fun + Games Until Like 9PM Cocktail Napkins

$5.99

You're just setting expectations Our Fun + Games Until Like 9PM Cocktail Napkins get real with your party people. Parties are fun. Games are fun. But taking your bra off after the party’s over is the most fun of all. This is especially true of...

I'm Gonna F*ck This Food Up (In A Good Way) Oven Mitt

$12.99

Watch out food, I'm coming for ya. Our creative and witty I'm Gonna F*ck This Food Up (In A Good Way) Oven Mitt is perfect for over-confident chefs and friends that always manage to mix in the right weird ingredient that no one thought would taste...

Retro 80's Unicorns, Rainbows + Donuts Coffee Mug

$14.99

It's just the trifecta of awesome! Bring some creativity to your morning routine and class up your coffee with our Retro Unicorns, Rainbows + Donuts Coffee Mug! It has the trifecta of all things magical featuring unicorns, rainbows and sprinkled donuts...

Bottle Top Birthday Candle

$5.99

Beer is better than cake! The amazing Skumps Bottle Top Candle is the perfect celebratory accessory for your best pal who is on a steady liquid diet for the evening! Just pop it into a bottle and start singing! Use this attention grabbing bottle...

I'd Juice That Dish Towel

$10.99

Unlimited juice?  This party is gonna be off the hook! Do you even juice, bro? Our colorful I'd Juice That Dish Towel lets everyone know that you're not choosy when it comes to juice. Super-absorbent 100% cotton Juice approved Made from...

Tortilla Clips Bag Clips

$8.99

Don't be a dip, grab a clip for your chips! Keep your chips safe and fresh with our visually puntastic Tortilla Clips Bag Clips! Let the chips fall where they may? No way pendejo! When the chips are down, don't come around looking for...

Perched Sponges

$12.99

This Robin will be rockin' your dishes in no time! Washing dishes is for the damn birds! It’s time to let these fly guys help out.  These seriously charming bird sponges with an artful modern design make a great hostess gift for a...

Cocks Dirty Pun Bird Dish Towel

$14.99

Check out my huge cock towel! We swear that Our Cocks Dirty Pun Bird Dish Towel just sounds inappropriate at first! It is a beautifully produced cotton tea towel featuring thirteen hand drawn birds from the Cock species. An educational and cheeky...

Cute-Tea The Charming Hedgehog Tea Infuser

$9.99

Cruising for a brew'sing! Our Cute-Tea The Charming Hedgehog is looking sharp as always! Forget hogging the tea all to yourself, invite this delightfully pointy pal to tea time! Just fill Cute-Tea hedgehog with your favorite loose tea leaves, and hang...

Horny For Food Oven Mitt

$12.99

Our saucy and swank Horny For Food Oven Mitt is a must for foodies everywhere! The tangerine and pink retro design of this cheeky oven mitt is begging you to find a man who looks at you the way this woman looks at her cookbooks. Scratch that. Just, like,...

Boobies Fowl Bird Coaster

$4.99

Wanna see my Boobies? Our lovely Boobies Fowl Bird Coaster features some of the world's best Booby birds! It's an ideal gift for bird watchers, gardeners to pun enthusiasts and a great conversation starter when you have a dinner party. The coaster...

Subversive Cross-Stitch Sponge Set

$12.99

Lather, rinse, and f*cking repeat Show them how you really feel about tedious tasks with our Subversive Cross-Stitch Sponge Set. Because as you know, doing the dishes brings out the surly side in all of us. This hilarious housewarming or hostess...

Donut Touch My Lunch Bag

$18.99

As sweet as it gets! There's no need to sugar coat it, our Frosted Donut Lunch Tote is as sweet as it gets! The "holey" grail of lunch pails, this pink glazed beauty with colorful sprinkles will leave the cool kids begging for you to sit at their table...

Gastronaut Kids Spork

$11.99

One small step for mealtime... Just when you thought someone couldn’t improve on the genius that is the spork, in blasts our Gastronaut Kids Spork to save your dinner and waning patience from certain peril. You may love your kids to the moon and...

Pecker Bird Fowl Language Dish Towel

$14.99

So many peckers! We swear this is totally innocent... it just sounds totally dirty! Our Pecker Bird Fowl Language Dish Towel, is a bright and stunningly produced cotton tea towel featuring hand drawn birds from the Pecker species...

Peckers Fowl Bird Coaster

$4.99

Hairy and Powerful Peckers Our cheeky Peckers Fowl Bird Coaster features some of the world's best woodpeckers! It's an ideal gift for bird watchers, gardeners to pun enthusiasts and a great conversation starter when you have a dinner party. The...

I Could Eat A Horse Handy Tote

$9.99

Like really really hungry... Sometimes I get so hungry, I fill up my I Could Eat A Horse Handy Tote with all the sandwiches I can make. A horse is a horse, of course, of course, and no one can talk shit to a horse because it will side-eye you like the...

Manatea Tea Infuser

$9.99

Cute, Pudgy, and Environmentally Friendly Ahhh.  There's nothing like a sea cow to make tea time a little more comforting!  Everybody's favorite Floridian wants to brew you a nice cup of tea and share a slow, calm moment.  Our ManaTea Tea...

UFO Beer Glass

$14.99

Beam Up The Beer! Our UFO Beer Glass will help you get in touch with the extraterrestrials while enjoying a cold one, especially after a few cold ones! Shaped as the classic cow stealing UFO beam with a spaceship the words Earthling words “Beam Up...

Hooters Dirty Pun Owl Dish Towel

$14.99

Those are some nice Hooters! We swear that our Hooters Dirty Pun Owl Dish Towel just sounds inappropriate at first! It is a beautifully produced cotton tea towel featuring thirteen hand drawn birds from the Owl species. An educational and cheeky design...

Kid's Rainbow Ice Cream Tumbler

$9.99 $8.79

Double (insulated) rainbow! As the weather heats up prepare to cool down in style with our Kid's Rainbow Ice Cream Tumbler. Get sippy with it and drink in colorful style!  Shaped to resemble a scrumptious ice cream cone, this rainbow colored...

Tits Fowl Bird Coaster

$4.99

Those are some great Tits! Our perky Tits Fowl Bird Coaster features some of the world's best Tit birds! It's an ideal gift for bird watchers, gardeners to pun enthusiasts and a great conversation starter when you have a dinner party. The coaster...

Say No To Salad Oven Mitt

$12.99

When a hog dog talks, you better listen... Why is our Say No To Salad Oven Mitt so brilliant? Because you should never be served a salad without specifically asking for one! After a long day at the office, kids screaming, jeans not fitting... the last...

I'm a Girl, What's Your Superpower? Dish Towel

$10.99

Our amazing I'm a Girl, What's Your Superpower? Dish Towel is leaps and bounds above the rest!  You're a force to be reckoned with, so why settle for some basic dish rag? Put your super powers on display for all the world to see, as this awesome...

24 Fake-Out Take-Out Paper Lunch Bags

$9.99 $8.79

Fake 'em out! Increase your odds against dastardly lunch theft with our off-putting Fake-Out Take-Out Bags! Do you want to keep your tasty leftovers or your PB&J safe from low-life prowling lunch nabbers?  Try our selection of  paper lunch...

In Stitches Recipe For Disaster Potholder

$9.99

Don't go baking my heart! Our In Stitches Recipe For Disaster Potholder is for the saucy, subversive chef that likes a little stitchin' in their kitchen. Perfect for anyone that rocks out with their crock out! You butter believe that it's a great gift...

Spiked Tea Narwhal Tea Infuser

$9.99

Narwhal, Narwhal, swimming in your tea cup!  Causing a commotion because he is so awesome!​ No matter what time of the day or night it is, it's the perfect time to brew some tea with the unicorn/Jedi of the sea!  Our Spiked Tea Narwhal Tea...

Coconut Cocktail Sipper

$15.99 $14.23

Sip, slurp... repeat! Kick that summer tiki party up a notch with a Coconut Cocktail Sipper! Load it up with 20 ice cold ounces of your favorite Pina Colada recipe, or juice for the kiddos! Holds 20 ounces Food safe + BPA free Reusable straw with...

Rockstar Guitar Case Lunch Box

$19.99

Carry sandwiches like a rock-n-roll star. Cool kids bring their own lunch. The coolest kids conceal their lunch in a guitar case. Prove your rock-star credentials, decorate with your favorite band stickers. Or prove you're eating 5-a-day and decorate...

Hey, Have You Tried Cheese Dish Towel

$10.99

Looking for a devilishly fun hostess gift? Our hell-arious Hey, Have You Tried Cheese Dish Towel is so damned cheesy, it will have you running for your lactaid even if you aren't lactose intolerent! An oddly relatable towel, featuring none other than...

Mmmm Plus Eat Equals Meat Dish Towel

$12.99

If our math is correct... It's weird how math works, isn't it? Mmmm +  EAT = MEAT! This design has luxurious woven artwork, known as jacquard. The thread’s colors create the design for a sweet, tactile and vintage feel. This dish towel...

Cat Butt Magnets

$13.99

Clinging to your fridge like cat hair on your clothes, our cheeky Cat Butt Magnets will be a clear indication of where you stand on the dog vs cat debate. From the hand and mind of designer Steph Mantis comes this a'mews-ing assortment of magnets which...

Greetings From Lake Wine Dish Towel

$10.99

Our delightfully retro Greetings From Lake Wine Dish Towel is a nod to everyone's favorite vacation in a bottle. Now, don't tell anyone. We don't want this place overrun with tourists. This colorful kitchen towel resembles a postcard and features a...

All Food Is Dog Food Dish Towel

$10.99

Our hilariously accurate All Food Is Dog Food Dish Towel is all it's barked up to be! Because, as any dog owner knows, there's no such thing as the 5 second rule when you have a dog around! If you have a furry 4 legged-vacuum cleaner you'll know exactly...

Good Measure Wine Recipe Glass

$9.99

Wine time! Bottoms up to good times and totes acceptable day drinkin'! Wine not? Our Good Measure Wine Cocktail Recipe Glass is ready to serve up some clever concoctions for wine cocktails! Our wine measuring glass is printed with seven delectable wine...

Kitchen Kittens Dish Sponges

$6.99

Paws-itively clean dishes These super cute Kitchen Kittens are here to give your dishes a purr-fect shine! These cute cat sponges sit patiently on the side of your sink but are always ready to pounce at the opportunity to help clean up! Each...

Yo' I Secretly Like You A Little Extra Dish Towel

$10.99

Our 'Yo' I Secretly Like You A Little Extra Dish Towel is the perfect kitchen accessory for your Sunday Brunches and Last Suppers. (Too soon? Please forgive us.) Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to witness the awesome power of a huge,...

Butter Butter Butter Woven Dish Towel

$12.99

If you love butter so much, why don't you marry it? Okay. Butter. Not only is it fun to eat, it's fun to say! Our Butter Butter Butter Woven Dish Towel will have everyone saying, thinking and eating butter! This butter design has luxurious woven...

This Is My Protest Dish Towel

$10.99

Say it loud and proud with our This Is My Protest Dish Towel! You can start by protesting making dinner, doing the dishes, and march on from there. You're a force to be reckon with, so settle for a basic dish rag? It's the perfect gift for empowered...

Unicorn Tea Infuser

$16.99 $11.49

Infuse your day with positivi-tea with our Unicorn Tea Infuser! This majestic rainbow maned beauty will magically turn hot water into a cup of tea! Just add tea leaves to this Unicorn Tea Infuser, and let this mythical one-horned creature turn...

Eat Up, B*tches Woven Dish Towel

$12.99

Serve up some snark with our Eat Up, Bitches Woven Dish Towel! Dish towels are like the socks of the kitchen! So why not add some trash talking and personality to your favorite room in the house? It's the perfect gift, because everyone needs...

F*ck This Sh*t Oven Mitt

$12.99

Our F*ck This Sh*t Oven Mitt is the perfect kitchen accessory for the sometimes-struggling domestic goddess. Some days you win. And other days, you just end up making a series of small fires in the kitchen. It's ok - that's what pizza delivery is for...

Cheeseburger Cooler Bag

$29.99 $25.79

Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, and a 12 pack of beer What are you going to carry in your Cheeseburger Cooler Bag? Soda, beer, cider, Capri-suns? Have it your way! We won't judge! Just be sure to save us one. EVA-lined...

Good Fortune Chopstick

$7.99

What more could you wonton?  This fortune cookie is the luckiest kind to have - its soft silicone construction holds your chopsticks at just the right angle so you don't have to worry about dropping your egg roll into the hot and hour soup!  ...

In Stitches Bag Clips

$8.99

Binge, clip, repeat These hilarious In Stitches Bag Clips are for the subversive snackers that like a little stitchin' in their kitchen. Go ahead and treat yo'self, then save for later with these cheeky cross-stitch-inspired designs. Great for parties,...

Pour Some Sugar in Me Mug

$11.99

Sweet toothed Def Leopard fan? Our totally def Pour Some Sugar in Me Mug is going to help you rock your mornings! Yeah! Sugar me! Do you take sugar? one lump or two? Whichever way you take it, holding a generous 16 ounces, this mug will keep you...

Good Chemistry Cream + Sugar Set

$21.99

Goggles not required for mixology It doesn't matter if you periodically make a hot beverage or if it's everyday, our Good Chemistry Cream and Sugar Set has you covered. It's precise measurements will have your coffee prep down to a science! The Good...

I Go All The Way Dish Towel

$10.99

The double entendre of our I Go All The Way Dish Towel is nearly as satisfying as a double hot fudge sundae with a cherry (and a pound of gummies) on top! We should know, having been a proud member of the Clean Plate of the Month Club since 1985. A...

The Book Lover's Mug

$14.99

Have you read all these books yet? Why not curl up for a good read with The Book Lover's Mug. The mug has 30 unforgettable classic novels to choose from that will inspire the book lover in everybody. How many have you read? This mug is a fantastic gift...

The Food Has Weed In It Dish Towel

$12.99

I won't tell if you don't! I know, I know. You thought you were tasting the love, but really, it's weed. Our appetizing The Food Has Weed In It Woven Dish Towel lets everyone at your party know they're about to have a good time. Wink. Super-absorbent...

Woke AF Mug

$11.99

You awake? The cheeky double entendre of our Woke AF Mug just makes us smile ear-to-ear! You know, like that feeling you get when someone asks if you would like some more coffee while they're up! Or you just found that someone brought frosted donuts in...

Hot Dog Tea Infuser

$9.99

Hot diggity dog! Our Hot Dog Tea Infuser has turned out to be our mug’s best friend! Simply fill this adorable dachshund-shaped tea infuser with your favorite loose tea, perch him in your cup, then obediently wait for the tea to steep...

Lil' Lager Baby Bottle

$12.99

Do you have a milk chugger? Double-takes are guaranteed when your kid starts knocking back their favorite beverage with our hilarious Chill, Baby Lil' Lager Baby Bottle.    No it's not beer, it's just good old smooth and creamy baby formula...

Potato Clips Bag Clips

$8.99

They're all that and a bag of chips!* The ultimate gift for chip-sters, our Potato Clips Bag Clips will keep your snacks fun and fresh with the authentic appearance of an actual potato chip! A visual pun for the humor impaired. We're about to Lays it on...

I'm Going To Need You To Cover That In Chocolate Dish Towel

$10.99

So yeah, if you can just go ahead and do that! I'm Going To Need You To Cover That In Chocolate Dish Towel... I understand that it's already chocolate, but I just need more chocolate.  It's just the kind of thing a really nice person like you...

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