I Don't Like Anyone In The Morning Dish Towel $10.99 Our proud and cocky I Don't Like Anyone In The Morning Dish Towel is totally relatable. Especially if you act like a giant cock in the morning. You're not the only one! Just look at the size of this rooster! This early-to-rise loud mouth is waking the...
Hot Dog Tea Infuser $9.99 Hot diggity dog! Our Hot Dog Tea Infuser has turned out to be our mug’s best friend! Simply fill this adorable dachshund-shaped tea infuser with your favorite loose tea, perch him in your cup, then obediently wait for the tea to steep...
I Hate Everyone Too Oven Mitt $12.99 We think our I Hate Everyone Too Oven Mitt is just about the greatest gift you can give to your best gossip dishing pal! After all, what seals the deal for a life long friendship more than some key common interests and dislikes? On the outside,...
Totally Pawesome Crazy Cat Lady Mug $9.99 That Lady Is Crazy... For Cats! If you have cat lover in your life who's just a little itty bitty kitty obsessed with their fur babies, they totally knead this mug right MEOW! Our Totally Pawesome Crazy Cat Lady Mug, graced with purrfectly pink paw pads,...
Watermelon Cooler Bag $24.99 Get ready to lose your rind! Our refreshingly fun Watermelon Cooler Bag is a totally non-seedy way to carry your cold ones! Watermelon slice EVA-lined cooler Carries 12 standard sized cans Secure zipper closure Shoulder straps to free up...
Tortilla Clips Bag Clips $7.99 Don't be a dip, grab a clip for your chips! Keep your chips safe and fresh with our visually puntastic Tortilla Clips Bag Clips! Let the chips fall where they may? No way pendejo! When the chips are down, don't come around looking for...
No One Wants To Watch You Eat That Banana Dish Towel $10.99 Our straight-shootin' No One Wants To Watch You Eat That Banana Dish Towel will help your dirty mind keep the kitchen clean! A cheeky piece of kitchen decor this otherwise innocent looking banana is putting your obscene thoughts on full display...
Slow Brew Two For Tea Mug + Sloth Tea Infuser Gift Set $19.99 $16.85 Sloths really know how to embrace life in the slow lane. Follow their lead, kick back, and take a long, slow sip of perfectly brewed tea. Our cozy Two For Tea Mug & Sloth Tea Infuser Gift Set is the perfect companion for when you're feeling...
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Bitch I Am Secret Ingredient Oven Mitt $12.99 It sure as hell ain't saffron or paprika, honey. Our Bitch I Am Secret Ingredient Oven Mitt is anything but sugar and spice and everything nice. If you're looking for the secret ingredient to gift giving, it's about having a damn sense of humor,...
Mr. Tea Infuser $9.99 $8.35 Your Mug Is His Hot Tub Throw some tea in your trousers! Our Mr. Tea Infuser is fun and easy to use! He's no fool! Mr. Tea is the perfect tea-time companion for your afternoon tea. Just load his little silicone pants...
You're Doing F*cking Great! Woven Dish Towel $12.99 Inspire confidence and encourage laughter with our You're Doing Fucking Great! Woven Dish Towel! Don't settle for a basic dish rag. Dish towels are like the socks of the kitchen! So, go on and add some kick ass personality to your favorite room in the...
B*tches Get Stuff Done Oven Mitt $12.99 B*tch is the new black Our B*tches Get Stuff Done Oven Mitt is the perfect kitchen accessory for the non-conforming, sometimes foul-mouthed, matriarch. We don't conform! We chop wood, we build blazing fires, and yeah, we also use oven mitts. Take that,...
Chimpsticks Chopsticks $7.99 Monkey around with your meals! Monkeys are a lot like us, aren't they? It turns out that they like to have fun when they eat, too! Each sturdy Chimpsticks Chopsticks Set is fun to hold, easy to use, and the closest thing you'll get to being allowed to...
My Safe Word Is Takeout Dish Towel $10.99 $9.25 Our My Safe Word Is Takeout Dish Towel addresses a serious(ly funny) issue. We know that, these days, Take-Out is still a taboo subject. But just because people aren't talking about it doesn't mean that they're not out there doing it. We're just saying...
B*tch I Am The Secret Ingredient Dish Towel $10.99 BTFU What may be an in-salt to some, our B*tch I Am The Secret Ingredient Dish Towel is the perfect gift for the seasoned chef, who uses a heavy dose humor and wit. Featuring a colorful and classic repetitive design, it's reminiscent of our...
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Slap Happy Slap Bracelet Beer Tags $9.99 Time to get Slap Happy Drunk? Next time you plan on going out and getting slap happy drunk, throw on one of our Slap Happy Slap Bracelet Beer Tags around your wrist! Then when the time comes to throw a few back, just slap one on your beer...
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Alcohol, Because... No Great Story Ever Started With Salad Wine Bottle Sock $7.99 A Wine Bottle Sock Is Fortelling Of A Wild Night Of No RegretsOur Alcohol - Because No Great Story Ever Started With Salad Bottle Sock is ready to dress your favorite bottle of booze and get this party started! As this cheeky knit bottle sock states - no...
Como Tea Llama Tea Infuser $9.99 Hola! Meet our Como Tea Llama Tea Infuser! It's the groovy Peruvian infuser! Simply fill this Fred and Friends Andean-inspired infuser with your favorite blend of tea, stand it upright in your mug, and steep. You'll be rewarded with fresh...
Party Boat Shot Holder Set $24.99 $21.15 It’s full steam ahead with our Party Boat Shot Holder Set! It will keep your party in ship top shape! This stylish steamer serves up four aluminum shot “stacks” that fit snugly into its cork base. Float it in the pool,...
Yo' I Secretly Like You A Little Extra Dish Towel $10.99 Our 'Yo' I Secretly Like You A Little Extra Dish Towel is the perfect kitchen accessory for your Sunday Brunches and Last Suppers. (Too soon? Please forgive us.) Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to witness the awesome power of a huge,...
You're Beautiful, Don't Change Handy Tote $9.99 Our eye-catching You're Beautiful, Don't Change Handy Tote echoes a sentiment that can be heard loud and clear, but never fully felt. But you should feel it, because you are. You are beautiful inside and out and so is everyone else, can't you...
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Made With Love Sandwich Bags $4.99 Everyone knows that the best part about bringing lunch from home is that it was handmade with love! Our Made With Love Sandwich Bags, with lipstick kisses, remind the person eating that they aren't eating processed food packaged in a factory, but...
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I Want A F*cking Pizza Dish Towel $10.99 Your prayers have been answered! Our I Want A Fucking Pizza Dish Towel has come down from the heavens and manifested itself into your hot little hands. Why settle for some plain dishrag? You deserve an extra cheese supreme masterpiece! Remember to...
Dinner Winner Plate $19.99 $16.85 We'll See You At The Finish Line! Our bright and colorful Dinner Winner Kid's Plate makes food fun! Designed like a board game, kids will race to the dinner table! The goal is to get to the finish line, where a special hidden treat...
Hello Kitty Super Star Mug $11.99 $10.05 Our bright and cheerful Hello Kitty Super Star Mug is happy to join you, every groggy morning or late night, as you plan your attack to take over the world or at least finish that report that's quite possibly due in the morning. We're willing to bet...
I Like Long, Romantic Walks To The Fridge Lunch Tote $9.99 Our I Like Long, Romantic Walks To The Fridge Lunch Tote by Blue Q sums things up rather perfectly. You can take your moonlit beach and throw it in the ocean, we'll take the cool glow of our fridge! You too? Join the club (sandwich)! Fashioned in bright...
Unbeerlievable Beer Bottle Opener Ring $5.99 $3.99 Unbeerlievably Handy! Stop searching through drawers, put down that lighter, and for Pete's sake get that bottle away from your back teeth! Now you'll never be left without the ability to open a tasty micro brew or specialty beer when you have our...
Extra Shot Coffee Mug $14.99 $12.65 Hit Me With Your Best shot! Introducing our Extra Shot Coffee Mug! So called "Hip" flasks are designed to fit on your hip, right? Or are they supposed to make you LOOK hip when you wear them on your hip, kind of like a fanny pack? We're...
Sriracha Sippy Cup $6.49 Does your family put hot sauce on their hot sauce? We say start em young! Our super spicy Sriracha Sippy Cup is a hit for little chili-lovers in training! You know them as the offspring of hot mamas who loaded up on...
Under The Tea Seahorse Infuser $9.99 Is this the real life? Is this just fanta-sea? We are not squiding you right now! It's o-fish-al! Although totally silly and completely adorable our Under The Tea Seahorse Infuser is no joke and is ready to sink into a nice cup of tea...
Wanderware Cocktail Shaker $15.99 You may wonder where in the world you are, but no matter where the unbeaten path leads... you'll end up prepared for a swanky good time with our Wander Ware Cocktail Shaker! This 10-ounce rugged shaker is a tough and tumble enameled-steel drink mixer,...
Get The Hell Out of My Kitchen Dish Towel $10.99 Our deliciously distasteful Get The Hell Out of My Kitchen Dish Towel is just what the cook ordered! We don't need your half-baked ideas. Your pinch of advice, or dash of criticism. Mind your own plate and get out of our site before you become the main...
I'm Not Bossy, I'm The Boss Oven Mitt $12.99 $10.95 Our infectiously cheerful I'm Not Bossy. I'm the Boss. Oven Mitt is well... totally boss! It's a totally cheeky way to express your admiration for the person in charge... What we love about the way you Boss is that you Boss without...
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Unicorn Tea Infuser $16.99 Infuse your day with positivi-tea with our Unicorn Tea Infuser! This majestic rainbow maned beauty will magically turn hot water into a cup of tea! Just add tea leaves to this Unicorn Tea Infuser, and let this mythical one-horned creature turn...
Munchtime Crocodile Chopstick $5.99 Learn How To Use Chopsticks! Oh, snap! Forget the fork!... Our hangry Munchtime Croc Chopsticks are on the attack and coming to help munch down your food! Mealtime madness have you feeling swamped? Keep your kiddos interested in dinner with these...
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Oops, I'm Drunk Oven Mitt $11.99 Wine and Dine There is truth in wine and our Oops, I'm Drunk Oven Mitt is telling it like it is! Wanna join me? I promise, the food's gonna taste wayyyy better this way. And fun loving gift for your tipsy cook! Screen-printed in rich colors, Grape...
Purr Tea Kitty Cat Infuser $9.99 Our Purr Tea Kitty Cat Infuser will help brew the purrrfect cup of tea! Just fill this adorable kitty shaped tea infuser with your favorite loose tea leaves, hang its little paws on the edge of your cup, and you’ll be curling up with the coziest...
Wine-O Bottle Bag $9.99 Our Wine-O Bottle Bag may look like a run-of-the-mill paper bag, but its really made of a super-strong, non-woven fabric thats quilted and insulated to keep the chill in your chardonnay! Naturally, it's reusable so anytime you need to tote a...
Greetings From Lake Wine Dish Towel $10.99 Our delightfully retro Greetings From Lake Wine Dish Towel is a nod to everyone's favorite vacation in a bottle. Now, don't tell anyone. We don't want this place overrun with tourists. This colorful kitchen towel resembles a postcard and features a...
I Like Long Romantic Walks To The Fridge Dish Towel $10.99 Our I Like Long Romantic Walks To The Fridge Dish Towel is sure to hit the spot with foodies from all walks of life, and that's no bologna! Featuring a repetative, colorful mayo jar design reeminiscent of Andy Warhol. It's a fun dishtowel to have hanging...
Made From Scratch Cat Dish Towel $12.99 Watch out for your ankles! Our Made From Scratch Cat Dish Towel is coming right for ya, and will keep you on your toes in the kitchen! Would you just look at this kitty cat. So stinking pleased with herself because she's ripped the hell out your...
Hot Mess So Blessed Mug $9.99 $8.35 Good Lord, our Hot Mess So Blessed Mug is accurate! What a beautiful hot mess of a mug this is, and we can totally relate! Take a big gulp, and let your inside voice out with our Fred and Friend's Say Anything Hot Mess So Blessed Mug and tell the world...
Magical Unicorn Sculpted Mug $14.99 Our enchantingly beautiful Magical Unicorn Sculpted Mug will make finding the silver lining in any situation a piece of cake! (Make that a piece of cake with whipped cream piled high, unlimited scoops of ice cream, and extra sprinkles!) Because nothing...
Unicorn Pool Float-Tea Infuser $14.99 Do oolong for adventure? Our Unicorn Pool Float-Tea Infuser by Fred is just what you need! This fun-loving miniature unicorn float tea infuser is an instant vacation in a cup! To put it loose-tea, it may just be the most legendary way to unwind with a...
Go Away Retro Hostess Dish Towel $10.99 Our swanky Go Away Retro Hostess Dish Towel is the perfect anti-housewarming gift. Useful, stylish, thoughtful, and hilarious! This sassy and stylish dishtowel features an awesome retro pad, with a seemingly happy hostess answering the door to excited...
People I Want To Meet: Dogs Dish Towel $10.99 Our totally fetching People I Want To Meet: Dogs Dish Towel puts your true feelings on display without ever having to mutt'er a word. You much pawfer the company of dogs over... ugh. People. The ruff reality is that you happily greet any dog that...
Two For Tea Mug + Manatea Tea Infuser Gift Set $19.99 $16.85 Our infectiously cheerful Two For Tea Mug + Manatea Tea Infuser Gift Set features our Manatea infuser with a perfectly coordinated "Go With The Flow" mug. It helps even the most high-strung folks relax and will of course make a huge splash for...
Out To Lunch Reusable Lunch Bag $11.99 Classic take-out bag vibe! Our Out To Lunch Reusable Lunch Bag screams THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU... Now enjoy YOUR lunch, not mine! Humorously styled after the ever-recognizable classic take-out plastic bag, our unique Out To Lunch Reusable Lunch...
Citrus Sippers Ice Cube Tray + Straw Set $11.99 $10.05 Pucker up buttercup! Our Citrus Sippers Ice Cube Tray + Straw Set creates a set of tropical straws with a frozen twist! Fill the citrus slices with water (add a dash of lemon or lime for some extra zip) and freeze. Drop one into your Mai Tai and...
Wine Charmers Drink Markers $10.99 $9.25 Our full-bodied Wine Charmers Drink Markers are four handsome chaps who'd like to get to know you over a glass of wine. Muscles galore as they bicep curl the stem of your glass... they're enough to make any Cabernet Sauvignon blush! Imagine. It's...
Hangry Handy Lunch Tote $9.99 If you don't watch out, somebody might get hurt. That's right, I'm looking at you Veggie Burrito! If you're looking to own a lunch bag that screams equal parts cute and "get the heck out of my way, I need to eat!" we've got just the one for you!...
I Decorate With Cats Crazy Cat Lady Mug $9.99 Fly your purr-verbial freak flag high with our I Decorate With Cats Crazy Cat Lady Mug. Beclaws all other interior decorators are in-fur-ier if they don't add a smattering of cats to their decor! This heartwarming red mug with white interior...
