Lucy Maggie Designs

You're A Peach Of Ass Greeting Card


You're a hot peach of ass! I was having a pretty peachy day and thought I'd send you a card...  Just a card to let you know how sweet you are and ummm ahhhhh... That Ass...

Drunk Dialing At Four AM Greeting Card


But I looooove you! If I didn't drink then how would you know I love you at four AM? Oh boy! Thank goodness this greeting card exists... How else would you play off one of your girlfriends telling...

You're Leaving! Co-worker Going Away Greeting Card


You're leaving! I hope you're considerably better at your new job than you were at this one! Now that would be terribly mean to give this card to a co-worker that was actually crappy at their job...