Carpe The F*ck Out Of This Diem Socks
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Contiguous US: Free Shipping on orders over $49. $4.99 on orders under $49. Average transit time of 4 business days. Rush shipping options are also available.
Alaska + Hawaii: Flat rate for all you can ship $23.99. Average transit time of 3 business days.
International: We ship to most countries. Shipping fee is based on weight and dimensions of order. Transit times vary based on your country's customs processing times.
Processing time: All orders ship from our warehouse in Virginia within one business day.
We offer free shipping on qualified orders over $49 after any coupons have been applied and shipping within the contiguous United States. Orders under $49 ship to the contiguous United States for $4.99 (more information)
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APO + FPO Addresses
We ship to APO and FPO addresses via the USPS and include the required customs forms. Free shipping is not available.
Alaska + Hawaii
We offer a flat rate of $23.99 for all you can ship to Alaska and Hawaii.
Shipping charges are based on your delivery location and order weight/dimensions. You will be shown the cost and approximate delivery date during checkout.
60 Day Returns
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If you are not completely satisfied with your order, you may return your purchse with 60 days of receiving your order. (view full return policy)
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If there were ever a pair of @ss kicking socks to exist... these are them!
Next time you have an important day, throw on our Carpe The F*ck Out Of This Diem Socks to give you the confidence to seize the day, and let em know who's boss!
Like an exclamation point at the end of a sentence, socks are the punctuation of the clothing world. As one small symbol can change the meaning of an entire sentence, socks can change the entire mood of your outfit and let your personality shine through!
Hide a hint of sarcasm in your shoes by dressing your footsies in these clever stockings, disguised with blue cloud filled skies, and blooming flowers a many!
Fits women's shoe size 5-10. 40% combed cotton, 58% nylon and 2% spandex. 1% of the sales supports the humanitarian work of Doctors Without Borders.