Step Aside Coffee Gum
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Coffee... We love you. You're so cute sometimes! Now step aside, it's time to bring in the big guns!
Our hilariously irreverent Step Aside Coffee, This is a Job for Alcohol! Gum is a fun gift to offer encouragement, relay empathy, or poke fun at someone's performance at happy hour last night.
We have a lot of experience... We've been at this for a long time. And we know what we need to succeed. Booze, and lots of it. But only the classy kind.
Frankly at times there is no substitute for liquid courage. So pony up to the bar, throw one back, and let it fly!
Includes 8 pieces of cinnamon flavored gum in a dainty box. Measures 2.75 inches long x 1.25 inches tall.