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    Demotivational Pen Set

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    It will probably get worse If you're like us, and the thought of seeing another thing that says "hustle harder" makes you gag, this Demotivational ...

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    F*ck, Marry, Kill? Adult Card Game

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    No one is safe from being wed, dead, or taken to bed. Our crude, rude, and socially acceptable (in the right crowd) F*ck Marry, Kill Card Game is a...

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    Maybe Today, Satan Sticker

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    Cheetos at 2am? Mmm-kay Our diabolic Maybe Today, Satan Sticker is a hilarious take on the popular phrase "Not today, Satan." But this past year an...

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    Make a Decision Pad

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    Is it worth it? Let me work it. Effectively combat the dreaded feeling of decision paralysis by working it out on our Make a Decision Pad! The ment...

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    Inflatable Hunk Pool Ring

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    Have a summer fling with this hunky blow up pool ring! Meet Chad. Our cheeky Inflatable Hunk Pool Ring! He's supportive, easy to talk to, and will ...

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    Mini Air Horn

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    We BWAHHH 'ing love it! 📢 Make some noise, get the party started, censor some foul #%@!'ing language, shut up a Karen, or punctuate a point with ou...

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    Daily Cattitudes Desktop Flip Book

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    Display your mew'd, and give 'em a chance to flea! Let the world know exactly how you're feline with our Daily Cattitudes Mood Flip Chart! A unique...

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    Flowery Snake Skull Sticker

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    Cute to death 'Sssup? Dare we say our Flowery Snake in Skull Vinyl Sticker is aggressively cute? Featuring a classic tattoo design with an adorable...

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    Giant Gumball Scented Giant Stress Ball

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    Bubble Gum Scented! Before you blow up over a stressful situation, or blow things out of proportion, grab a hold of our super satisfying Giant Gumb...

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    Stay Out of My Bubble Sticker

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    Keep grooving good vibes! This straight-forward Stay Out of My Bubble Sticker says it loud and clear, this is my awesome bubble of positive thought...

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    Sweaty Flaps Soap

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    Flippitty floppity... the funniest soap! Don't ovary-act. Vagina jokes are funny. Period. Our zany Sweaty Flaps Soap Bar is a cheeky fresh treat fo...

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    Desktop Boxing

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    Hooked on a feeling! Stop taking your stress out on your co-workers, take it out on our Desktop Boxing. You can set up the desktop punching bag tha...

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    Pooping Garden Gnome

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    Tiptoe (carefully) through the tulips 🌷💩🌷 Awww, sh*t! Our mischievous Pooping Garden Gnome may have taken his passion for gardening a step too far....

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    You're Kind Of A Dick Gum

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    For that Dick in your life - and we ain't talkin' about Richard Our vintage-styled You're Kind of a Dick Gum is a fun and unexpected gift you can ...

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    7th Grader For Life Men's Socks

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    Tell adulthood to put a sock in it.  The best part of becoming an adult is deciding not to grow-up!  Our blatantly immature 7th Grader For Life Me...

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    Social Anxiety Candle

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    The warm glow of self-isolation Embrace the sweet smell of relief, and celebrate your cancelled plans by basking in the warm glow of our Social Anx...

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    Grow Your Own Venus Fly Trap: Just Add Flies!

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    Feed me, Seymour! Our Grow-Your-Own Venus Fly Trap is a killer gift idea for Little Shop of Horrors fans! They will adore having their very own min...

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    Sarcasm Pen Set

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    Sure, help yourself to some of my pens!  Our Sarcasm Pen Set is the perfect set of pens for anyone who can't every be taken literally! Sarcasm is ...

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    This Girl Takes No Sh*t Ankle Socks

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    The only way we'll pussyfoot around Our meow-nificently catty This Girl Takes No Shit Ankle Socks is dripping with sass and cuteness! Featuring a r...

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    People I Want To Meet: Dogs Dish Towel

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    A doggone good gift for dog lovers! Our totally fetching People I Want To Meet: Dogs Dish Towel puts your true feelings on display without ever hav...

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    Hey Bitches Gum

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    Bitches + Kittens When you whip out your pack of Hey Bitches Gum, you'd better be ready to toss back a box of Pino Grigio! You are calling the pack...

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    At Least The Couch Thinks I've Got A Great Ass. Gum

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    Super Cheeky Ass-piring Candy Our super cheeky At Least The Couch Thinks I've Got A Great Ass. Gum is totally relatable for those of us who are in ...

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    Mr. Bendy's Bathtime Soap

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    We don't want to come off as cocky, but...  We're sure that special little wanker in your life will love to suds up with our Mr. Bendy's Bathtime S...

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    UGH Sticker

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    When you can't even Our UGH Vinyl Sticker says it all. Whether you're experiencing disgust, frustration, disdain or pressure from the insurmountabl...

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