Anti-Valentine's Day Gifts

It will probably get worse If you're like us, and the thought of seeing another thing that says "hustle harder" makes you gag, this Demotivational ...

No one is safe from being wed, dead, or taken to bed. Our crude, rude, and socially acceptable (in the right crowd) F*ck Marry, Kill Card Game is a...

Cheetos at 2am? Mmm-kay Our diabolic Maybe Today, Satan Sticker is a hilarious take on the popular phrase "Not today, Satan." But this past year an...

Is it worth it? Let me work it. Effectively combat the dreaded feeling of decision paralysis by working it out on our Make a Decision Pad! The ment...

We BWAHHH 'ing love it! 📢 Make some noise, get the party started, censor some foul #%@!'ing language, shut up a Karen, or punctuate a point with ou...

Display your mew'd, and give 'em a chance to flea! Let the world know exactly how you're feline with our Daily Cattitudes Mood Flip Chart! A unique...

Cute to death 'Sssup? Dare we say our Flowery Snake in Skull Vinyl Sticker is aggressively cute? Featuring a classic tattoo design with an adorable...

Bubble Gum Scented! Before you blow up over a stressful situation, or blow things out of proportion, grab a hold of our super satisfying Giant Gumb...

Keep grooving good vibes! This straight-forward Stay Out of My Bubble Sticker says it loud and clear, this is my awesome bubble of positive thought...

Flippitty floppity... the funniest soap! Don't ovary-act. Vagina jokes are funny. Period. Our zany Sweaty Flaps Soap Bar is a cheeky fresh treat fo...

Hooked on a feeling! Stop taking your stress out on your co-workers, take it out on our Desktop Boxing. You can set up the desktop punching bag tha...

Tiptoe (carefully) through the tulips 🌷💩🌷 Awww, sh*t! Our mischievous Pooping Garden Gnome may have taken his passion for gardening a step too far....

For that Dick in your life - and we ain't talkin' about Richard Our vintage-styled You're Kind of a Dick Gum is a fun and unexpected gift you can ...

Tell adulthood to put a sock in it.  The best part of becoming an adult is deciding not to grow-up!  Our blatantly immature 7th Grader For Life Me...

The warm glow of self-isolation Embrace the sweet smell of relief, and celebrate your cancelled plans by basking in the warm glow of our Social Anx...

Feed me, Seymour! Our Grow-Your-Own Venus Fly Trap is a killer gift idea for Little Shop of Horrors fans! They will adore having their very own min...

Sure, help yourself to some of my pens!  Our Sarcasm Pen Set is the perfect set of pens for anyone who can't every be taken literally! Sarcasm is ...

The only way we'll pussyfoot around Our meow-nificently catty This Girl Takes No Shit Ankle Socks is dripping with sass and cuteness! Featuring a r...

A doggone good gift for dog lovers! Our totally fetching People I Want To Meet: Dogs Dish Towel puts your true feelings on display without ever hav...

Bitches + Kittens When you whip out your pack of Hey Bitches Gum, you'd better be ready to toss back a box of Pino Grigio! You are calling the pack...

Super Cheeky Ass-piring Candy Our super cheeky At Least The Couch Thinks I've Got A Great Ass. Gum is totally relatable for those of us who are in ...

We don't want to come off as cocky, but...  We're sure that special little wanker in your life will love to suds up with our Mr. Bendy's Bathtime S...

When you can't even Our UGH Vinyl Sticker says it all. Whether you're experiencing disgust, frustration, disdain or pressure from the insurmountabl...