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Certified Pain In The Ass Gum

by Blue Q
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Original price $1.99 - Original price $1.99
Original price
$1.99
$1.99 - $1.99
Current price $1.99

Take 10% OFF your order with coupon HAPPY2023

Free Shipping + Transit Times

Contiguous US: Free Shipping on orders over $49. $4.99 on orders under $49. Average transit time of 4 business days. Rush shipping options are also available.

Alaska + Hawaii: Flat rate for all you can ship $23.99. Average transit time of 3 business days.

International: We ship to most countries. Shipping fee is based on weight and dimensions of order. Transit times vary based on your country's customs processing times.

Processing time: All orders ship from our warehouse in Virginia within one business day.

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Free Shipping

We offer free shipping on qualified orders over $49 after any coupons have been applied and shipping within the contiguous United States. Orders under $49 ship to the contiguous United States for $4.99 (more information)

Time To Ship

Orders ship within 1 business day from our warehouse in Virginia. Delivery days are shown during checkout. We offer standard and rush delivery methods.

APO + FPO Addresses

We ship to APO and FPO addresses via the USPS and include the required customs forms. Free shipping is not available.

Alaska + Hawaii

We offer a flat rate of $23.99 for all you can ship to Alaska and Hawaii.

International Shipping

Shipping charges are based on your delivery location and order weight/dimensions. You will be shown the cost and approximate delivery date during checkout.

60 Day Returns

Customer satisfaction is extremely important to us!

If you are not completely satisfied with your order, you may return your purchse with 60 days of receiving your order. (view full return policy)

Payment Methods + Secure Checkout

No need to re-enter your information! Check out quickly and safely with Apple Pay, Paypal, Amazon Pay, Meta, G Pay or Shop payment or your prefered credit card.

Let them know they're a PITA 🤗

Officially recognize that special nuisance in your life with our Certified Pain In The Ass Gum. They should be proud of themselves for meeting all of the qualifications of being an insufferable bugger, and now they have the documentation to prove it.

  • Certified Pain In The Ass Gum
  • Give them a small token of your un-appreciation!
  • It's like one of those framed diplomas in your doctor's office, but easier to hand out.
  • 8 pieces of candy-coated, cinnamon-flavored gum in each box.
  • A thoughtful gift that will give them something to chew on.

8 pieces. Cinnamon-flavored.Each petite box of gum measures 2.75 inches long x 1.25 inches tall. Ingredients: Sugar, Dextrose, Gum Base, Corn Syrup, Natural and Artificial Flavors, Tapioca Dextrin, Glycerine, Gum Arabic, Aspartame, Citric Acid, Acesulfame Potassium, Confectioners Glaze, Carnauba Wax, Artificial Colors (FD&C Red 40, Red 40 Lake), Corn Starch, BHT (to maintain freshness).

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