Certified Pain In The Ass Gum
Take 10% OFF your order with coupon HAPPY2023
Free Shipping + Transit Times
Contiguous US: Free Shipping on orders over $49. $4.99 on orders under $49. Average transit time of 4 business days. Rush shipping options are also available.
Alaska + Hawaii: Flat rate for all you can ship $23.99. Average transit time of 3 business days.
International: We ship to most countries. Shipping fee is based on weight and dimensions of order. Transit times vary based on your country's customs processing times.
Processing time: All orders ship from our warehouse in Virginia within one business day.
We offer free shipping on qualified orders over $49 after any coupons have been applied and shipping within the contiguous United States. Orders under $49 ship to the contiguous United States for $4.99 (more information)
Time To Ship
APO + FPO Addresses
We ship to APO and FPO addresses via the USPS and include the required customs forms. Free shipping is not available.
Alaska + Hawaii
We offer a flat rate of $23.99 for all you can ship to Alaska and Hawaii.
Shipping charges are based on your delivery location and order weight/dimensions. You will be shown the cost and approximate delivery date during checkout.
60 Day Returns
Customer satisfaction is extremely important to us!
If you are not completely satisfied with your order, you may return your purchse with 60 days of receiving your order. (view full return policy)
Payment Methods + Secure Checkout
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Let them know they're a PITA 🤗
Officially recognize that special nuisance in your life with our Certified Pain In The Ass Gum. They should be proud of themselves for meeting all of the qualifications of being an insufferable bugger, and now they have the documentation to prove it.
- Certified Pain In The Ass Gum
- Give them a small token of your un-appreciation!
- It's like one of those framed diplomas in your doctor's office, but easier to hand out.
- 8 pieces of candy-coated, cinnamon-flavored gum in each box.
- A thoughtful gift that will give them something to chew on.
8 pieces. Cinnamon-flavored.Each petite box of gum measures 2.75 inches long x 1.25 inches tall. Ingredients: Sugar, Dextrose, Gum Base, Corn Syrup, Natural and Artificial Flavors, Tapioca Dextrin, Glycerine, Gum Arabic, Aspartame, Citric Acid, Acesulfame Potassium, Confectioners Glaze, Carnauba Wax, Artificial Colors (FD&C Red 40, Red 40 Lake), Corn Starch, BHT (to maintain freshness).