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Gee Whiz Anti-Profanity Candle

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Original price $23.99 - Original price $23.99
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Contiguous US: Free Shipping on orders over $75. $4.99 on orders under $75. Average transit time of 4 business days. Rush shipping options are also available.

Alaska + Hawaii: Flat rate for all you can ship $23.99. Average transit time of 3 business days.

International: We ship to most countries. Shipping fee is based on weight and dimensions of order. Transit times vary based on your country's customs processing times.

Processing time: All orders ship from our warehouse in Virginia within one business day.

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Orders ship within 1 business day from our warehouse in Virginia. Delivery days are shown during checkout. We offer standard and rush delivery methods.

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Alaska + Hawaii

We offer a flat rate of $23.99 for all you can ship to Alaska and Hawaii.

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60 Day Returns

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If you are not completely satisfied with your order, you may return your purchse with 60 days of receiving your order. (view full return policy)

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We swear you'll love this candle.

This candle may not be for us, as we've been known to use all of the swear words in a single sentence, but our Gee Whiz Anti Profanity Candle is a fun gift for aspiring goody-two-shoes, Pollyanna-type, or for (okay, this is us) anyone that appreciates some good ole wholesome sarcastic fun!

  • Gee Whiz Anti Profanity Candle
  • Smells Like Off-Brand Boxed Wine
  • 12 ounces of soy wax hand-poured into a steel paint can with a cheeky blue and orange retro-style label makes for one helluva swanky candle
  • This profanity-avoidant candle reads, "Gee Whiz I would never use profanity! Except maybe in an emergency. You know, like if I were to run out of boxed wine or if Instagram were down for six hours. Those are the kind of emergencies that tend to make me lose my friggin' mind."
  • Burn time: 50 hours
  • Made in the USA!

With all the F-bombs and C U next Tuesdays flying around everywhere, do you feel it's hard to get a word in edgewise? Just take the easy way out: buy this candle and shut the funk up!

Box-wine scented - hints of white peach, orange zest, & apple. Premium US soy wax. This darn fine-looking steel paint bucket holds 12 oz and measures approximately 3.25 inches in diameter x 3.9 inches tall. Our Gee Whiz Anti Profanity Candle is a darn fun housewarming gift.

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