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Can of Whoop Ass Vintage Paint Can Candle

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Original price $21.99 - Original price $21.99
Original price
$21.99 - $21.99
Current price $21.99
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Contiguous US: Free Shipping on orders over $49. $4.99 on orders under $49. Average transit time of 4 business days. Rush shipping options are also available.

Alaska + Hawaii: Flat rate for all you can ship $23.99. Average transit time of 3 business days.

International: We ship to most countries. Shipping fee is based on weight and dimensions of order. Transit times vary based on your country's customs processing times.

Processing time: All orders ship from our warehouse in Virginia within one business day.


Free Shipping

We offer free shipping on qualified orders over $49 after any coupons have been applied and shipping within the contiguous United States. Orders under $49 ship to the contiguous United States for $4.99 (more information)

Time To Ship

Orders ship within 1 business day from our warehouse in Virginia. Delivery days are shown during checkout. We offer standard and rush delivery methods.

APO + FPO Addresses

We ship to APO and FPO addresses via the USPS and include the required customs forms. Free shipping is not available.

Alaska + Hawaii

We offer a flat rate of $23.99 for all you can ship to Alaska and Hawaii.

International Shipping

Shipping charges are based on your delivery location and order weight/dimensions. You will be shown the cost and approximate delivery date during checkout.

60 Day Returns

Customer satisfaction is extremely important to us!

If you are not completely satisfied with your order, you may return your purchse with 60 days of receiving your order. (view full return policy)

Time to bust open a can of whoop-ass!

Follow through on your good-humored threats of physical harm with our cheeky Can of Whoop Ass Vintage Paint Can Candle!

This stylish and hilarious candle is an appropriate gift for any number of occasions in which the recipient truly deserves an ass-whooping. It's also a fun prop or conversation piece to have around the home to show that you're willing to back up your warnings with some real action.

  • Can of Whoop Ass Vintage Paint Can Candle
  • Smells like a Sucker Punch! (notes of lemon and coconut)
  • 12-ounce soy wax candle, hand-poured into a steel paint can,
  • Looking dang spiffy in a striped retro label, in various shades of green, that reads: 1 US Premium Can of Whoop Ass
  • Burn time: 50 hours
  • Made in the USA!

  • Sucker Punch Scented. The steel paint bucket holds 12 oz or Premium US Soy Wax and measures approximately 3.875 inches tall x 3.25 inches in diameter. Our Can of Whoop Ass Vintage Paint Can Candle is a fun gift idea for siblings and besties.

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