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We're ecstatic about our prismatic Unicorn Fart Lollipop by Melville Candy! It is a real gas! A real mythical rainbow-colored fruit-punch-tasting gas-sy fart that is!
How did this product get pulled from our imaginations and brought to you on a stick, you may ask? Well, this party pink and sunny yellow swirled lollipop was embedded with rainbow-colored sanding sugar then hand-poured on to a wooden popsicle stick. Then to add another layer of delicious gross-out fun, it was then smattered with heart-shaped rainbow-colored candy confetti! We can't decide whether to be slightly sickened or completely in-flatulated with this candy masterpiece!
The packaging features a gleefully gassy unicorn with a rainbow swirl horn, prancing about happily crop-dusting rainbow-hued farts at whoever crosses his path.
Now, of course, this masterpiece of a lollipop is individually wrapped so as to not get germs on your fart-astic lolly! Now, lucky for you, this particular brand of unicorn farts are apparently fruit punch flavored!
Are you still looking for a gift to give your unicorn loving obsessed pal? Don't be a Dum Dum! It's staring at you right in the face! Same goes for if you're on a seemingly never-ending quest to find a whimsical gift or stocking stuffer. This lollipop is the perfect match for any friend or family member that may appreciate your excellent taste in lollipops and humor!
Party pink and sunny yellow swirled together then dusted with rainbow-colored sanding sugar and topped with heart-shaped, rainbow-colored funfetti candy sprinkles. Fruit Punch Flavored. One hand-poured lollipop; slight variations will occur. Individually wrapped. Allergens: Soy Each lollipop weighs 1.5 oz. Measures approximately 2 inches wide x 7 inches tall x .5 inch deep. Part of the Gross Out Assortment created by Melville Candy our Unicorn Fart Lollipop is handmade in the USA!
