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Summary

Zero Fucks Candle is Creamsicle scented but smells like you have none left to give and frankly, I don't blame you. Much.

60 Day Return Policy

100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase.

Shipping

* FREE SHIPPING! We cover your shipping on orders of $49+ (Contiguous U.S.) We'll also ship your order that same day it is received if placed by noon EST Monday through Friday!

None left to give... hope you enjoyed that last one.

Our Zero Fucks Candle is for anyone that is just done with it all. We hear you. You're so over it you can't even. This newly-concocted bad attitude is just what the doctor ordered! Plus, none of us really liked it when you were just a simple, caring, average Joe.

So kudos to you! Even though you couldn't give a F. We know. None to give.

  • Creamsicle scented
  • Double wick burn time: 60 hours
  • Hand-poured 100% soy wax candle
  • Tired of it all

Zero Fucks Candle is handmade, no two are identical. 17 oz. Burn time is approx 60 hours. Creamsicle scented.

Item Number:
CNDL-9120 
723641991208
Zero Fucks Candle
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