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Summary

Vladimir Pootin Lavatory Mist and more Good Gifts at Perpetual Kid. No matter how strenuous the investigation is against you taking a poop in public, with our

60 Day Return Policy

100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase.

Shipping

* FREE SHIPPING! We cover your shipping on orders of $49+ (Contiguous U.S.) We'll also ship your order that same day it is received if placed by noon EST Monday through Friday!

Russion Collusion To Cover Up For Your Poop

No matter how strenuous the investigation is against you taking a poop in public, with our Vladimir Pootin Lavatory Mist your sh*t will come out smelling like flowers - jasmine to be exact!

Why? Because a little Pootin goes a long way! It will cover your filthy secrets and bring odor to its knees! While it may not wrestle bears, it will be a glorious addition to your bathroom.

We go to great lengths to protect your peace of mind and privacy, and craft this product in the time-honored tradition. We recommend two quick mists and a discreet exit.  No one will suspect you of tampering with a thing.

Delicate scent of light jasmine and red tea.  Plastic bottle.  Measures 6 inches high x 1.75 inch diam. 5.3 fl. oz.  Made in USA.  (Not Russia despite what you have heard from your comrades, we have no relationship with that country.)

Item Number:
MIST-2622 
092657026229
RUSSIA'S VLADIMIR POOTIN LAVATORY MIST
*Free Shipping $49+
Bathroom spray for people not scared to make fun of Putin.

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